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Chapter 84 The topic of dogs

The director made gestures outside, and there was still one minute left before the live broadcast began, and the countdown began.

Lin Xiaofeng and Zhang Hehuan said they were ready.

As the prelude music sounded, Lin Xiaofeng began to greet the audience, and introduced the agency anchor Zhang Hehuan. Zhang Hehuan took advantage of the situation and promoted himself. The audience with traffic frequency is mainly office workers, and most of these people are not familiar with him.

Since the start of "You Are the One" started, the bombings have had a certain effect. The audience all think that the anchors are Lin Xiaofeng and Feng Jun. People have preconceived problems. When they hear that they have changed, they feel a sense of repulsion from the bottom of their hearts.

After the regular greetings, the road conditions were reported. Lin Xiaofeng reported the latest road conditions. Her voice was gentle and vigorous, with a bright rhythm and clear speech. She was a pillar of the radio station.

After the road conditions were reported, Lin Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Hehuan, do you believe in luck?"

Zhang Hehuan said: "I don't believe in luck, except for love luck."

Lin Xiaofeng was a little surprised. She didn't follow the script at the beginning. Is this kid trying to test her ability to adapt? She smiled and said, "A high-quality young man like you must have good luck in love."

Zhang Hehuan said: "This is true. Last week I met a fortune teller. He said that I would be dead this year and would be deeply hurt by a woman who suddenly appeared."

"Are you broken up?"

Zhang Hehuan shook his head: "I'm injured. Yesterday, I was hit by an old lady weighing 1,250 kilograms on an electric bike at the entrance of the concert hall. Her elbows were bald."

Lin Xiaofeng giggled. She didn't expect the joke to be waiting here. This kid is really a ghost.

"It seems that the master has really made it clear."

"No, I feel it's not safe to walk, so I decided to take the bus instead. Logically speaking, I won't be hit by the aunt in this way, right?"

Lin Xiaofeng said: "The bus is very safe. I haven't seen an aunt riding an electric bike to squeeze into the bus."

Zhang Hehuan said: "If a person leaves his luck in love, he can't stop him. I was waiting for the bus on the platform. When I saw a beautiful woman laughing at me, I thought she might have fallen in love with me, so I put on a few looks. She smiled even happier. I think she should be interested in me."

Lin Xiaofeng said: "It's really unstoppable that fate has come. Is it love at first sight?"

Zhang Hehuan sighed: "At this time, I met the aunt who bumped into my yesterday, and she stopped me."

"Auntie with 250 kilograms?"

Zhang Hehuan nodded seriously. Lin Xiaofeng knew that he must have a burden next time, so she held back her smile: "Will the aunt fall in love with you?"

Zhang Hehuan shook his head: "Wrong!"

"I guessed that the aunt must be the beautiful mother."

"You guessed it, aunt kindly reminded me, young man, you are lucky."

"Auntie has fallen in love with you, your love luck is coming." Lin Xiaofeng felt that she was getting more and more tacit understanding with Zhang Hehuan.

Zhang Hehuan said, "I think so too, and asked the aunt with a smile, " aunt, what luck will I have? The aunt pointed at the lucky ones under my feet!"

Lin Xiaofeng laughed, and several staff members outside laughed.

Lin Xiaofeng's professionalism was beyond doubt. She quickly controlled her laughter, began to report the latest road conditions, and then played a piece of music into the advertisement.

At present, there is a traffic jam on Jiefang South Road. The reason is that two cars rear-ended. The female driver behind the car was so happy that she fell back and forgot to do so, so she got distracted. When she realized that the danger was too late, fortunately, the rear-ended two sides were not serious.

Originally, it was possible for them to take a photo and move the car aside and solve it privately, but the car in front of them was also a female driver who was more serious. The two of them started arguing after saying a few words. One said that the other party rear-ends, and the other said that the other party suddenly braked, and they had to make a difference.

When the traffic police arrived, there was already a long queue of vehicles behind them. Strangely, there were not many honking today. The drivers were of high quality. What’s even more strange is that almost every car broadcasts the traffic frequency. This time is the live broadcast time of "You Are Along the Way".

The traffic police came all the way on their motorcycles and could actually hear the full broadcast without delaying it.

During the radio, Lin Xiaofeng said: "So now people advocate civilized dog raising. I can't stand walking the dog without tying a rope, letting pets urinate and defecate anywhere, causing much trouble to society. By the way, Hehuan, have you ever raised a dog?" The topic began with Zhang Hehuan's dog shit just now.

Zhang Hehuan said: "If you want to talk about raising a dog, I have some differences in the horoscopes of dogs."

Lin Xiaofeng laughed: "It must be incompatible. There are no species. You can tell me, why are you incompatible with dogs?"

Zhang Hehuan said: "This matter goes back to when I was in elementary school. When I was a child, I especially liked watching martial arts movies. Do you know the common acupuncture magic skills in it?"

Lin Xiaofeng nodded: "I know, it's very magical."

"I saw that the hero inside was very awesome in the acupuncture point. He was bleeding, so I just clicked a few times nearby to stop the bleeding and pain immediately. I wanted to practice. Once again, I saw the dog in my neighbor's house injured and was lying on the ground, bleeding. I was kind and kind. I watched so many martial arts movies and had never eaten pork. I also saw pigs running. So I went over and lit it a few times at the place where it was bleeding. Hey! It's so effective, the dog stood up."

Lin Xiaofeng was completely brought up by this guy: "I'm so amazing, is it okay?"

"The dog not only stood up, but also chased me for three streets. Finally, I realized that it was a little bitch."

Lin Xiaofeng's face was flushed with shame, and he was confused and surrounded by him. Now he understood what was going on.

The traffic police were dealing with the situation, causing the two female drivers to move the car. A burst of laughter came from beside him, which scared the traffic police. He turned around and looked at it. He saw that almost every driver in the car was grinning, especially the male driver, all of whom were excited and red.

The fat driver closest to him should be a little confused and asked the guy next to him who was taking the bus: "What's so funny? Why didn't I understand? What's wrong with the bitch?"

The guy beside him laughed so hard that he leaned back and forth, and tears flowed out: "You don't understand yet? The little bitch has menstruation, and Zhang Hehuan has pointed the bitch at the bitch. It would be strange if the bitch doesn't chase him."

The fat driver was stunned for a moment, suddenly realized, and then laughed out loud.

The traffic police also wanted to laugh, but they had to endure it. It was very hard to hold it in. The two female drivers were also holding it in the same way as him. They understood it, but they were dealing with the accident now and could not laugh.

The traffic police asked them to pull their cars aside and not block traffic during peak hours. After his command and handling, vehicles began to move slowly on the congested sections of Jiefang South Road.

The two female drivers parked the car, and the traffic police went over to ask them their respective opinions, whether they planned to settle the car privately or go through the process. In fact, he had seen the damage to the car, and just wiped it for a while, and didn't even reveal the primer. Anyway, if he encountered this, he would definitely leave privately, but it was more troublesome for women.

The topic of raising dogs in the live broadcast room was not over yet. Lin Xiaofeng realized that Zhang Hehuan's jokes were a bit vulgar and quickly pointed in another direction: "So you won't raise dogs."

Zhang Hehuan said: "Two years ago, a friend went out and fostered the golden retriever at my house for a few days. But it was ignorant and bit my mother. It was not serious. I was very scared at that time. My mother had a bad temper. I was afraid that she would stew the dog in anger, and I would not be able to explain to my friend. Unexpectedly, my mother was not angry, but also helped the dog take a good bath. She used my shampoo and dried its hair with a hair dryer after washing."

Lin Xiaofeng said: "Auntie is very caring."

Zhang Hehuan said, "I feel puzzled. My mother has always been avenging her at night. Why is she so loving? It seems that she is going to repay her kindness this time. She is thinking about it. When the climax comes, my mother opened her mouth and bit the golden retriever gorgeously. Then she heard the dog screaming miserablely and wailingly escape from my house..."
Chapter completed!
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