Chapter 548 It's Your Father
Chapter 548 It's your father
"Don't shout, as you think, everything is still except us." said the man, who looked extremely young and handsome among the men and women.
"Who are you?" Stark said vigilantly at his words.
"Okay, kid, don't be so nervous. If we really want to do to you, you will be unable to resist." The handsome man smiled and said, "As for who we are?"
The handsome man paused.
"The King of Gods? The Father of Gods? The Lord of the Temple? Whatever you want, you can also call me God of Father. Her words are called Gaia. You should be quite familiar with them." No surprise, the visitors were Yao Jie and Gaia.
"God..." Stark couldn't help blurting out when he heard Yao Jie's words.
"No, no, don't use that name, that's another guy. Although he may have a little disrespect for your faith, Jehovah is quite a waste, even Odin is not as good as Odin." Yao Jie waved his hand and said.
"Well, Mr. God King, I just whispered casually, not really praying to God, I am not a Christian, and in English, this word sometimes contains all the gods, right?... Wait, Lord of the Pantheon? I seem to have heard of... Steve, Dr. Banner, Paradise Island, Wakanda... By the way, you believe in Paradise Island and Wakanda. And this noble lady, are you really Gaia? The incarnation of the will of the earth, the mother of the gods?" When Stark, who claimed to be the king of God, quickly calmed down and asked.
"Yes, I am Gaia, the incarnation of the will of the earth, but the mother of the gods? It's barely enough, but I have never given birth to a child. The past... to be honest, they are just parasites that were born on me when I was sleeping. You humans are... Schete, this description is really disgusting. Maybe I should launch a flood to bathe my body?" Gaia also spoke, but as she said that it felt a little wrong. What should I do if there were parasites everywhere on her body?
Hearing Gaia's words, Stark was sweating all over and downed his head, trying to get his head into the ground.
Gaia bathes his body, that is, the earth?
Isn’t that a prehistoric flood?
If I really caused another super flood because of my casual question, wouldn’t I be the culprit of human extinction?
At this time, he no longer had any doubts about Yao Jie and Gaia.
Because of this scene now, he seems familiar.
By the way, when he met Arceus, it was a feeling similar to the present. Even the time when Arceus was far less profound than the current feeling.
"Are you talking about it?" Yao Jie could easily sense Tony Stark's thoughts, so he waved his palm gently, and a space vortex appeared, and the alpaca figure stepped out of it.
"His Highness Arceus!" Stark couldn't help but exclaim.
He, the direct contact of the Pokémon world, naturally knew very well how terrifying power this divine beast with a simple appearance but a solemn temperament had.
"Father God! His Highness Gaia!" After Arceus appeared, he ignored Stark, but respectfully saluted Yao Jie and Gaia.
"Well, just call me Your Highness, God King. It actually feels quite strange to be called Father God by an alpaca." Yao Jie waved his hand and said.
When Stark heard that Arceus was called an alpaca by Yao Jie, he was stunned at first, and then he laughed wildly. When he saw Arceus, he felt that the other party looked a bit like an alpaca, but he didn't dare to say it out.
After all, that is the Creator God in the Pokémon world. As long as Stark has a little brain, he will never be able to make fun of the other person's image.
But when Yao Jie, the "God King", called him an alpaca, Stark naturally laughed in his heart, but on the surface he looked like he wanted to laugh but didn't dare. If he really wanted to laugh, he was born with a smile, he was afraid that he would be beaten to death by Arceus.
However, even Arceus calls Yao Jie the Father God. It seems that this person is indeed a very, very high-ranking god.
How could he hide his smile from the three gods present?
Arceus glared at the guy fiercely, then looked at Yao Jie with aggrieved eyes.
Damn it not for you to make me like this? Since you dislike me so much, why do you still make me like this?
Gaia was the only one present without any scruples, and she laughed out loud.
"Ahem, Tony Stark!" Feeling the resentment from Arceus, Yao Jie couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, so he decisively chose to change the topic.
"Your Highness the God King!" Tony Stark immediately said respectfully.
If he were young, even if he knew that the existence in front of him was a god, he would not have been able to act like this, just like when he was facing Thor, even God would dare to fight.
But after all, people will grow up. All kinds of setbacks over the past decade have long been exhausted by his rebelliousness.
Especially now he is not alone. He has a wife and daughter. As the ruler of South America, he is in danger of nearly 900 million people. Although the population of South America was originally more than 400 million, as North America was captured by aliens, a large number of people moved south, so the population in South America has now reached nearly 900 million.
No, it's not just nine hundred million, just like Gaia said about taking a bath.
For Gaia, it may be just a casual mention, but once it becomes a reality, there are probably not many living people left in the world.
How could Tony Stark not be cautious and not humble in this situation?
"Do you know? From the moment you were born, I have been paying attention to you and using your human calendar. It was May 29, 1970. Well, 45 years have passed since now... Don't worry, I have not manipulated your life, and of course I can't say that I have no control at all. That is, Pikachu and Pokémon have tampered with some troubles in this matter." Yao Jie said, feeling Stark's inner thoughts and explained a little.
It's no wonder that anyone who hears that he has been paid attention to by an extremely powerful existence for decades may have the idea that his life is manipulated, just like the situation in Truman's world.
Yao Jie naturally didn't want Stark to have such an idea, so he just exposed the Pokémon incident, while Frank and Decepticon incidents completely ignored the past.
After all, these two have completely entered Stark's life. In comparison, Stark and Pokémon have not been in contact for a long time, and in addition to Absolul and Pikachu, the Pokémon world has always been a simple partner for Stark.
So even if he knows that Yao Jie is controlling this, he will not be too repulsive.
But Frank and the Decepticon have already penetrated into his life. If he knew that these two were controlled by Yao Jie to approach him, he might collapse.
Sure enough, Yao Jie explained this a little and immediately felt Stark's relaxation.
Although there are still some doubts in his heart, Stark thinks that with a god as big as Yao Jie, he will never lie to him like a mortal...
"By the way, say Pikachu!" Yao Jie said, snapping his fingers, and Pikachu's figure appeared instantly.
"Ah~ Oops, Tony? Haven't you accepted the surrender of Hydra? Oh Schet, where is my ice cream, hey, Tony, let me tell you, the girl who sells Turkish ice cream on the 19th Street is super spicy...Wait, who are you? And His Highness Arceus!" As soon as he appeared, Pikachu yawned. When he saw Tony Stark, he immediately said nothing, and then saw Tony Stark starting to cover his forehead helplessly, and then he noticed the existence of Yao Jie, Gaia, and Arceus.
"...Sir God King, why did you bring this guy?" Stark said helplessly. This guy was too embarrassing.
Seeing this, Yao Jie smiled slightly and thought that you would feel even more embarrassing immediately.
Then he pointed at Pikachu.
Pikachu's body began to shine, and then a fantasy figure began to appear behind Pikachu.
"Sher...Dad!" Seeing the illusory figure, Stark couldn't help but shout.
"Tony? Why are you so old? Wait, what's going on with me? Ice cream hot girl? What am I thinking?" The phantom is not someone else, it is the soul of Howard Stark.
"Your Highness, what's going on?" Tony Stark looked at Yao Jie with a tight look. He had a look of endless attitude that you would not explain, and he would completely lose his awe.
Family is Tony Stark's bottom line, and even God cannot touch it.
"Nothing, as you can see, this is your father. In order to guide you to find the world of Pokémon, I temporarily summoned your father's soul and let him live in Pikachu's body. Otherwise, why do you think Pikachu would speak? Now that his mission has been completed, I should send him back to the origin of the universe." But obviously Yao Jie did not take Stark's attitude seriously and explained indifferently.
"Send back to the origin of the universe? What does it mean? Shouldn't it be reincarnation or going to the Pure Land?" Stark was anxious when he heard Yao Jie's words.
"Don't mess around, reincarnation and the Pure Land are not good things. They are all made up by those who believe in gods and raise their own souls. And... with your father's research, you won't really think that he can go to heaven, do you?" Yao Jie said with a strange expression.
Although according to Yao Jie's personal ideas, Howard Stark, who participated in the research and led the throwing of nuclear bombs on the squat chicken, can be said to have immeasurable merits, but with the urination of the gods in traditional myths, Howard, as the greatest weapon inventor of the 20th century, is afraid that he will go to hell wherever he goes.
Facing Yao Jie's words, Stark was speechless.
My family understands his family affairs. Whether it is Howard or his Tony, the two Starks' lives are probably going to be in the sea.
Even though many of them are deserved by sin, the number of innocent people will definitely not be small.
According to the traditional religions on earth, it is indeed unlikely that we can go to the Pure Land.
"In fact, there is no such thing as paradise and paradise. After death, people should theoretically return to the universe and nothingness. Of course, as I said, some of them will be gathered together by the gods who believe in it as their servants. I don't think you will want your father to fall into the hands of those guys." Yao Jie said.
"Return to the universe and nothingness? Can't it..." Stark looked at Howard's soul and hesitated.
"Actually, it's not impossible. Just like your father's current state, under the maintenance of my divine power, he can always be parasitic on Pikachu, but I don't know if you have noticed that Pikachu's brain capacity is actually not enough to support a human soul. This is why you think that although this Pikachu can speak, he often does things in a daze, is lazy, and will not awaken your father's main consciousness." Yao Jie explained.
Hearing Yao Jie's explanation, Stark looked at his father's soul and Pikachu, and his face became more complicated.
"...You are right. Since he has passed away, he should not bear the troubles of the world, and this is not fair to Pikachu." After a long silence, Stark suddenly smiled on his face, as if he had put down some burden.
The tears on his face meant that his heart was not that calm.
"Your choice is right, child!" Howard also sensed Stark's decision, and then smiled and gradually turned into starlight and gradually disappeared.
"Wait...what happened? Damn, Stark, why are you crying?" After Howard completely disappeared, Pikachu woke up not long after. Seeing Stark in front of him, he immediately said nothing.
Seeing Pikachu's appearance, Stark, who had originally looked at it with extremely complicated eyes, looked at Yao Jie in confusion. What's going on? His father's soul has not dissipated?
"No, your father has returned to the origin of the universe. This little thing now retains the ability to speak and some of Howard's character because of the long-term sojourn of your father's soul, but it is no longer Howard." Yao Jie twitched his lips and said.
"Damn it, it turns out that it's you. I've lived a good life with the beautiful lady. As a result, you have to let me be a soul container...&...%#¥%#...Pika?Pika?Pika?Pika?Pika?" Pikachu saw Yao Jie, and immediately cursed. Almost all the Chinese curses came out. But as they cursed, they turned into ordinary Pikachu's screams.
"Ahem, I think it's better not to speak in this thing. What do you think?" Yao Jie withdrew his hand and said to Stark.
Stark nodded wildly in agreement. This slutty thing made him want to seal its mouth countless times.
Just when I thought that this thing was my "dad", Stark felt extremely awkward.
Chapter completed!