0001, stupid column is not stupid(1/2)
What's it like to have the same name as an idiot?
So, what would it be like if this silly story was adapted into a TV series and broadcast nationwide?
It's almost like being called "Yin Zhiping", which is frustrating.
He Yuzhu finished watching "Love in the Courtyard" amidst laughter.
After reading it, he had no idea.
He was puzzled. He Yuzhu, a chef with a high income of 37.5 yuan, and a spacious house,
Why can't you find a good woman, but you have to be with a widow with three white-eyed wolves?
As a result, it became a lifelong meal ticket for Qin Huairu's family.
The money was gone, Qin Huairu held it.
The house was gone and divided between three white-eyed wolves;
Even the seed was gone, and Qin Huairu didn't leave him any offspring. If it weren't for Lou Xiao'e, the bloodline of the He family would have been cut off at his hands.
What's even worse is that after Lou Xiao'e, the only one who loved him deeply, came back from Xiangjiang to make a fortune,
She also became his blood transfusion tool, using Lou Xiao'e's money to please a woman who doesn't love him at all.
This brain circuit almost made He Yuzhu, who calls himself a man, vomit a mouthful of blood.
"The stupid screenwriter arranged your grandpa like this, don't let me know where you live,
If I don’t beat you to your knees and sing about conquering me, I won’t be your father.”
He Yuzhu was indignant and was about to turn off the TV when he suddenly noticed a line of words flashing on the TV screen.
(Do you accept the mission: to stand in for He Yuzhu and reverse his frustrated life?)
He Yuzhu nodded subconsciously and saw a line of words appear on the TV again.
(Task accepted successfully: 1. Cut off contact with Qin Huairu and tell her that you are a man she cannot afford;
2. Teach Xu Damao a lesson and tell him that you are a man he cannot afford to offend;
3. Establish He Yuzhu’s image as a smart and capable person and help him achieve a perfect and happy life.)
"Where did the hacker come from? It looks like a real thing. A living person can enter the TV and change the plot. What a joke!"
He Yuzhu laughed playfully and didn't take it seriously. The next second, the world was spinning.
I found myself in a strange yet familiar place.
This is a very period kitchen;
Coal-burning stoves line the base of the wall;
There is also a series of slogans posted on the opposite wall: If the canteen is well run, production will be strong.
He Yuzhu had an extremely bad premonition in his heart. He took a few steps and came to a mirror.
It reflected a face that was exactly the same as that of Silly Pillar on TV.
"It's over, my beauty is gone and I have turned into this bird-like appearance..."
He Yuzhu looked at his face in the mirror, his rough skin, his facial features that looked cunning but actually looked more silly...
An unknown fire arose in my heart, and I slapped the left side of my face three times...
Beat you to death, you idiot!
Looking at the swollen left side of his face in the mirror, He Yuzhu suddenly felt much better.
"Forget it, since this man has traveled through time, he must live like a human being."
He Yuzhu made up his mind and saw his apprentice Ma Hua hurried over with an aluminum lunch box.
She leaned into his ear and asked softly:
"Master, is this the lunch box that Sister-in-law Qin taught me to give you, or do you follow the old rules and put the leftover food in the kitchen into it?"
"Qin Huairu's lunch box?"
"Yes."
"Throw it away!"
"Okay, I'll do it..."
Ma Hua responded skillfully. After a few seconds, he came back to his senses and stammered:
"Throw it away, throw it away? Master, this is Sister-in-law Qin's lunch box, you and her..."
"Bullshit Sister-in-law Qin?
It’s bullshit between me and her!”
He Yuzhu slapped his hand on the table, and the loud sound startled Ma Hua.
"Let me tell you Ma Hua, I have nothing to do with Widow Qin, it's just people like you that talk about it.
If you keep chewing your tongue, see if I don't pull it out."
"Also, from now on, dogs and Widow Qin are not allowed to enter the important area of the kitchen. Violators will be severely punished.
Do you understand?"
"yes!"
Ma Hua felt that the master was serious and happily threw the lunch box into the trash can.
In fact, he also disliked Widow Qin quite a bit. He had no self-awareness at all.
I figured out that the master was soft-hearted and easy to manipulate, so he took advantage of the master and ruined the master's reputation.
He Yuzhu looked at the lunch box and threw it into the trash can, feeling relieved in his heart.
Qin Huairu, let the ball die.
Since I have become a fool, I will not continue to be a fool.
He turned around and saw a short figure huddled in the corner stealing soy sauce.
As soon as his heart moved, he knew that this was Qin Huairu's eldest son Banggan.
This guy is not a good guy either.
He has loved stealing things since he was a child, and he even likes to steal food from Silly Zhu's house, and openly calls it "borrowing food", which is really shameless.
When he grew up, he even occupied the house and kicked Si Zhu out.
It can be said that Bangge was raised by Shazhu and was the blood-sucking bug in his body. But just like this, has he ever given Shazhu any respect?
No!
The best way he calls Silly Zhu is ‘Uncle Silly’, and he is usually called Silly Zhu, which can be said to be extremely cool.
He Yuzhu didn't like him either, and was about to drive him away when he suddenly rolled his eyes and said to Ma Hua:
"Ma Hua, remember to take good care of the red wine in Director Yang's office. That stuff is almost more expensive than gold.
The factory is specially used to make red wine beggar's chicken to entertain distinguished guests from Slavic countries, so there must be no accidents.
There will be a table tomorrow, so stand aside and study hard."
Ma Hua responded, feeling a little excited. The master was going to teach him his true skills.
But how did he know that this was a trap set by He Yuzhu for Banggen, and that Banggen stole the soy sauce to accompany the old hen he stole from Xu Damao.
Of course, stealing some soy sauce is not a big deal, but red wine is different. It is a valuable item in this era.
Sure enough, Banggan heard that beggar's chicken would be more delicious with some red wine, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he ran to Director Yang's office first.
"Ouch."
Just as he was about to rush out of the door, a figure appeared.
Unexpectedly, the two of them collided with each other, and he immediately fell to the ground, letting out a cry of pain.
Immediately afterwards, another ouch sounded.
It was Xu Damao.
He is a villain who is arrogant when he succeeds. Today, the factory director invited him to dinner.
He ran to the kitchen before he even finished his meal, just to show off to Silly Zhu, whom he despised but was quite afraid of.
Unexpectedly, the business was not done, but the new clothes were stained with soy sauce.
It hurts my heart to see that my new clothes can no longer be used.
Taking a closer look, the culprit was Qin Huairu's eldest son Banggan. Then he looked at the soy sauce bottle in his hand and immediately understood what was going on.
"Okay, if you don't learn well at a young age, you actually dare to steal soy sauce from the government and plunder socialist wool. See if I don't arrest you and take you to the security office."
Xu Damao said fiercely.
Banggan rolled his eyes, pointed at He Yuzhu who was watching the excitement and said:
To be continued...