0003, and then pit Xu Damao(1/2)
He Yuzhu was surprised to find that Shazhu's house was not in bad condition.
Apart from being in a state of disrepair, it is actually quite exquisite.
The brick walls are made of large natural stones, and the eaves are also carved with various pictures and texts such as flowers, birds, fish and insects.
Even the floor tiles are very thick and thick, which is better than the floor tiles laid by most people in the 21st century. It cannot be compared to Marco Polo and the like.
"I heard that this place used to be a prince's palace. Sure enough, the materials used are strong. People in the 21st century are still no match for a prince from the former Qing Dynasty."
He Yuzhu stamped his feet, thinking of such a nice house in the TV series,
Silly Zhu did not leave his son He Xiao, but was taken over by the white-eyed wolf-stick dog, and he shook his head and sighed.
After getting familiar with the environment, He Yuzhu started cooking.
Using the skill book, his cooking skills went directly from intermediate to master level.
A roast duck was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and the aroma of barbecue filled the whole courtyard.
"Silly Zhu, did you steal my chicken?"
At this time, Xu Damao pushed the door open suddenly, his green eyes darting around, and finally landed on the fragrant plate.
The plate was very big, and another bowl was held on top, so Xu Damao could only smell the aroma.
I had no idea it was a roast duck, I thought it was a roast chicken.
"Okay, Silly Zhu, it's true that you stole my old hen, please pay me back."
Xu Damao was extremely angry.
This old hen was given to him to show a short movie to the commune. The fellow villagers were grateful and gave it to him. He was reluctant to eat it, so he kept it to lay eggs.
Unexpectedly, Shazhu brought him to the table.
The key is that it's quite fragrant when grilled.
"Give me back my old hen."
Xu Damao stretched out his hand to grab it.
Bang!
A bamboo whip hit the back of his hand, and a red mark immediately appeared.
"Silly Zhu, you still dare to hit people when you are wrong!"
"Get out, who gave you the courage to come here uninvited!"
He Yuzhu snorted coldly, stood up, grabbed Xu Damao's collar and lifted it up.
With his strength attribute value of 8, Xu Damao had no resistance at all, and was thrown out of the door by He Yuzhu.
"Fuck your mother's shit, your father and I will steal your chicken to eat!
Talking nonsense will kill people, I will give you a chance to reorganize your language."
"More!"
He Yuzhu suddenly raised his head, and the cold light from his eyes pierced Xu Damao's eyes, making him jump back suddenly.
"I remember I warned you not to call me Silly Zhu, right? Is it itchy?"
"Why is this stupid pillar different?"
Xu Damao intuitively felt that Silly Zhu had become more violent and more difficult to deal with, and he regretted provoking him.
But when I thought about the old hen that I couldn't bear to eat, being eaten by Silly Zhu, I felt aggrieved and shouted:
"Okay, okay, He Yuzhu, I can't beat you, I'll call the three uncles to convene a general meeting of the hospital and let the big guys come and judge.
It’s still reasonable to steal my old hens.”
After all, I don’t dare to call him Silly Zhu anymore.
"What's going on? You're so noisy?"
Xu Damao made a lot of noise. The second uncle heard the noise very early and walked in with a curious look on his face.
"Second uncle, you came at the right time, please give me some advice!"
Xu Damao explained his suspicion about Silly Zhu secretly eating his old hen. The second uncle's nose twitched, it was quite fragrant.
Looking at He Yuzhu, he coughed lightly and said:
"Silly Zhu, how do you explain this?"
He Yuzhu was smiling but his face was twitching and he said:
"Liu Haizhong, I salute you and call you Ju Er Da Ye. Try calling me Ju Er Da Ye again. Don't blame me for not giving you face."
The second uncle was so angry that He Yuzhu shivered. He was a person who loved face and vanity the most.
After being stabbed by He Yuzhu, he couldn't help but point at him and yelled:
"Si Zhu, you are a dog, you will bite whoever you catch!"
"Sorry, I don't eat shit, thank you!"
He Yuzhu still took advantage of him.
The second uncle Liu Haizhong is not a good person either. His biggest wish in life is to get an official position.
Fortunately, God is wise and I have been an ordinary worker all my life.
But it is precisely because of this that he particularly cherishes his status as the second uncle in the compound and likes to bring others along to show off his prestige.
In the original drama, Shazhu suffered a lot from her.
Therefore, He Yuzhu did not abandon him at all, and his words to express his disapproval were particularly unpleasant.
The members of the courtyard who came around to watch the excitement laughed secretly.
I really admire that Silly Zhu is indeed a Silly Zhu, and he dares to contradict the three highly respected elders in the courtyard.
Only Qin Huairu looked deeply at He Yuzhu without turning her eyes. She sensitively realized that Shazhu was really different.
It's not that Silly Zhu didn't dare to contradict the second uncle in the past, but even if he did,
Everyone can also see that Silly Zhu is afraid of the three uncles, and he just insists on talking back.
As for Silly Zhu in front of him, Qin Huairu felt that he really didn't take the second uncle seriously.
Moreover, his words are very sharp and reasonable, which is not the level that a cook who has not graduated from elementary school can achieve.
"Did Silly Zhu secretly make up classes without telling me?"
Qin Huairu fell into deep suspicion.
After a while, the second uncle finally regained his composure, pointed at He Yuzhu and said:
"I don't have the same experience as you. When the truth comes out, I'll see what you do."
Looking at Xu Damao,
"Da Mao, you said Zhuzi stole your old hen, do you have any evidence?"
Xu Damao said loudly:
"My old hen is tied in a cage in front of the door. On weekdays, only people from our yard come here.
Zhuzi happened to be roasting chicken, it wasn’t him who stole it or who stole it!”
"Zhuzi, what did you say?"
The second uncle looked at He Yuzhu, but he did not dare to call him Silly Zhu anymore.
"I have nothing to say. I just want to ask Xu Damao a question. The night your mother gave birth to you,
Besides your father, there is also a male dog in the room, so how can you prove that your father is your father and not the male dog!"
He Yuzhu asked with a smile, almost making Xu Damao faint from anger.
The onlookers could not help but laugh out loud.
"How do you prove that your father is your father?" This is so funny. Why didn't I realize that Silly Zhu was so tricky with his words before?
Even the second uncle Liu Haizhong almost burst into laughter and coughed quickly.
Invite everyone to inform everyone in the hospital and directly convene a general meeting of the hospital.
In the middle of the yard, there is a square solid wood table.
The first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, and the third uncle, Yan Bugui, were sitting at the table.
"Today, we will hold a hospital-wide meeting, and there will only be one content."
Seeing everyone gathered, Liu Haizhong stood up, looked around, and said,
"One of Damao's chickens was stolen. At this time, a family in our yard was eating chickens.
So is the roast chicken this family eats from the Damao family?"
"Maybe it's a coincidence, maybe it's not a coincidence."
To be continued...