0036, He Yuzhu, Love Saint(1/2)
When He Yuzhu woke up, he saw a row of faces.
"What are you doing, rebelling?"
He Yuzhu suddenly woke up from the wine, and the carp jumped up from the couch.
"Director He, please teach me."
"Yes, teach me too, you are so awesome, you are like this!"
A group of people surrounded He Yuzhu in the center, looking at him with admiration. They all talked about asking He Yuzhu to tell him two tricks to seduce girls.
"MCA, get out!"
He Yuzhu shouted angrily.
MCA ran out from the crowd, wiped the water stains on his scarf with both hands, and bowed to wait beside him.
"Master, are you looking for me?"
"Tell me, what's going on? It looks like they all took aphrodisiacs collectively."
He Yuzhu couldn't bear to look at them, otherwise the first thing that came to his mind was: Spring is here, and it's the mating season of animals...
"Oh, that's right."
He Yuzhu learned from Ma Hua that after he was drunk, he took the hand of the Russian beauty Katyusha and danced disco with her.
What made them envious the most was that after the dance, Katyusha was not only not angry,
Instead, she hugged He Yuzhu, kissed him hard, and praised him,
"He, you are the most charming man I have ever seen in China."
He Yuzhu was also shocked. Was he pushed by a foreign woman?
Boys really have to protect themselves when they go out. If you are not handsome, you cannot see how crazy a girl can be.
MCA is no longer serious this time,
"Master, how does the foreign lady taste? Is it any different from us Chinese?"
Others also looked at him curiously. Being kissed by a beautiful foreign woman these days would bring glory to the country and make headlines.
"What does it feel like?"
He Yuzhu touched his head,
"I forgot. This foreign woman is unreasonable. She stole my first kiss while I was drunk and not paying attention.
Next time, I must take the initiative to kiss you back, don’t ask, asking is a man’s dignity!”
Listen, listen.
This is the confidence and demeanor of the number one handsome man in the cafeteria!
Not to mention the few unmarried apprentices of Yu Li, even Zhang Dabiao and other men who had tasted it looked at him with admiration, their eyes full of admiration.
Damn those two chefs Cai Tao, no matter how good you are, can you help the factory win three foreign production lines with one dish?
Damn you, Deputy Factory Director Li, Li Changgeng, no matter how many women you harm, will there be one beautiful foreign girl?
Director He is truly a god!
"Master, please teach me two moves." Tu Liantou shouted.
Others also followed suit.
Director He is a god, with great cooking skills and talent for picking up girls. If he doesn't learn a little bit, he will be blind and will come back empty-handed.
"Okay, in that case, let me give you the simplest example. Listen."
He Yuzhu can't let down the working people who are looking forward to it, so he is going to come up with some useful information.
He was very pleased to see that his apprentice Ma Hua was already sitting on the pony, taking out a notebook and memorizing it.
"When chasing a girl, the most important thing is to let her feel your delicacy and tenderness.
Especially during the most painful and difficult period of the month for her, simply put, when her aunt comes."
"If a girl tells you that she has a stomachache at this time, how would you respond?"
He Yuzhu examined them.
"I know, I know, master, I will ask her to drink hot water."
Yu Li Tou learns to answer questions.
MCA also raised their hands,
"It's better to make some brown sugar water and add some honey."
The others also nodded, and everyone probably knew it.
"Wrong, absolutely wrong!"
He Yuzhu denied it outright.
Zhang Dabiao was not convinced anymore. He had been doing this all his life and earned the title of a good husband.
"Old Zhang, apart from your wife, have you ever met any other woman in your life?"
He Yuzhu looked at him with disdain. He was so young and dared to challenge his authority.
Zhang Dabiao's face turned red and he lowered his head in shame.
"No, no, I don't even dare to touch other women."
"If you don't have a record, just say Jill."
He Yuzhu stopped paying attention to him,
"When you meet a woman to visit you, remember, just say 'warm you all day long' in reply."
"Warm you all day long, what the hell?"
Everyone is scratching their heads, what does it mean to have no beginning and no end?
"Don't ask, asking is just for the sake of solitary life. You don't need to understand, just do it."
He Yuzhu found that it was quite enjoyable to teach a group of students with blank sheets of paper.
Then he talked about many classic cases.
For example, you can trick a girl into turning her head to see that there is a flying saucer behind her, and then she will pout and move forward. When the girl realizes that she has been deceived and turns back, she will take advantage of the situation and kiss you;
Then comes the stage of hitting, scolding and loving.
"Also, if you deliberately bump into a girl while eating and pour soup on her clothes, the girl will say sorry."
He Yuzhu knocked on the table,
"MCA, remember to highlight the following words, it will be tested.
Then you have to answer gracefully, ‘It doesn’t matter, I did it on purpose.’ Is it unexpected or surprising?”
"A girl will be attracted by your wit and humor with just one sentence, and you can take advantage of the situation, strike up a conversation with her, and establish a profound first impression."
"Chasing girls is a selective test. There are only so many good girls, but there are a lot of people chasing them. What should I do?
Remember, you must be different. You would rather be embarrassed to death than fall into mediocrity.
It doesn’t matter that you can’t understand these cases for the time being, just follow the instructions, cast more nets, take more actions, the master will be waiting for your wedding wine.”
"Master, I will definitely work hard and won't let you down."
MCA felt the deep kindness from his master and his blood was surging.
In other words, he has been attracted to a girl for a long time, but he just didn't have the courage to confess her love.
Now that I have the valuable experience imparted by my master, I must win her down.
"Work hard and go for it. Luck always favors those who work hard. Success comes from hard work."
He Yuzhu patted a few people on the shoulders, opened the door and quickly stepped out of the way. He was afraid that if he didn't leave, he would laugh and bray.
In fact, there is no universal way to pick up girls, it all depends on your appearance.
If a girl is interested in you, she will be handsome if she smokes and perms her hair. If she is not interested, she will be unmanly and effeminate if she doesn't smoke or drink.
"Director He, wake up. The factory director asked you to go to his office."
At this time Song Pinyan came over.
He couldn't help but look at He Yuzhu, thinking that he was indeed more handsome than him. No wonder that foreign woman from Katyusha fell in love with him.
The two of them quickly ran to Director Yang's office.
"Director!"
Arriving at Director Yang's office, He Yuzhu knocked on the door and said hello.
"Come in."
Director Yang let He Yuzhu sit on the stool for half an hour, and saw that he still looked calm and not agitated.
To be continued...