Chapter 53 There is no such thing as a free lunch(1/2)
"The Ping Xian asked me to tell you if there is anything else you want to ask. If you don't have any, then I will go back to bed~" (female voice)
The beautiful "girl in Hanfu" yawned, her soft voice was very lazy.
"The Ping Fairy knows everything about your past. You can ask anything about you and the Ping Fairy will tell you the answer." (Female voice)
Liu Jun calmed down his rapid breathing. Such an unscientific but real scene made him excited.
"Then...then what is the name of the youngest daughter of my father's brother-in-law's eldest daughter's husband's son's grandmother's husband's mother's second son's daughter?"
Su Ye: "???"
You kid is deliberately looking for trouble, right?
I asked you to ask whatever you want, but you asked this?!
Su Ye was silent for a moment. Fortunately, he had a good memory and quickly figured out this "complicated" issue.
"The younger daughter of your father's brother-in-law's eldest daughter's husband's son's grandmother's husband's mother's second son's daughter is your cousin. Her name is Li Ying, right?"
"Ohhhhhhh! The Bottle Immortal is awesome!"
Liu Jun's eyes widened, he shouted, and his face turned red with excitement.
Can you answer this damn question?
You two are definitely not colluding, asking blind questions and answering questions, pretending to be us, right?
Hu Shuai looked at Liu Jun and then at Su Ye, thinking suspiciously.
"that……"
Before Hu Shuai could finish what he said, Su Ye interrupted him directly.
"I know what you want to say, Hu Shuai. I'm sorry, Ping Xian can only answer one person's question a day."
At this time, Zhou Chenggong came over and said something in Hu Shuai's ear, and Hu Shuai's eyes suddenly lit up.
"good idea!"
To be honest, Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong completely believed that Su Ye and Liu Jun colluded on the two issues of elementary school female classmates and complicated family relationships.
After all, these two questions are so outrageous. Only Liu Jun knows whether Su Ye's answer is correct.
Su Ye also said that Ping Xian would only answer Liu Jun's questions and would not give them a chance to ask questions. Wasn't it because he was afraid of being exposed?
Otherwise, why would Su Ye say that "Ping Xian" would only answer Liu Jun's questions?
Zhou Chenggong pushed up his black-rimmed glasses. After watching more than a thousand episodes of Conan, he had completely seen through the truth!
"Liu Jun, lend me your wallet."
"What do you want to do?"
Although Liu Jun was surprised that Hu Shuai wanted his wallet, he still took out his wallet from his pants pocket and handed it to him.
Hu Shuai took Liu Jun's wallet with a smile and took out a bank card from it.
"Su Ye, can you help me ask Ping Xian, what is the account number of Liu Jun's Agricultural Bank of China card?"
"..."
"Ping Xian will only answer Liu Jun's questions. You are not following the rules."
After receiving Su Ye's answer, Hu Shuai grinned.
It’s exactly what Zhou Chenggong said!
He has now seen through everything. Su Ye and Liu Jun are indeed acting together to trick him and Zhou Chenggong!
Just when Hu Shuai was about to ask Liu Jun to ask this question on his behalf, Su Ye spoke again.
"She" said with a slightly weird expression:
"The Ping Xian said, I won't do it next time, so you two just listen." (Female voice)
Does this mean you want to answer?
Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong looked at each other, very surprised, and quickly looked at the bank card number in Liu Jun's hand to see if the so-called "Bottle Fairy"'s answer could match the bank card number in their hand.
.
Seeing this scene, Su Ye chuckled lightly.
"6228,4108,1301,0486,666"
Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong looked down at the matching bank card numbers in their hands, their mouths wide open and stunned.
They were both dumbfounded.
What the fuck?!
really!
It really came out!
How is this done?
Hu Shuai swallowed, quickly took out another bank card from Liu Jun's wallet, and asked Su Ye, "Well, what about this industrial and commercial card?"
Su Ye shook his head, "The Ping Xian can only answer one person's questions."
Hu Shuai looked at Liu Jun. Liu Jun took the conversation and repeated the question again. Su Ye then answered.
"6214,8374,0397,7777, right?"
Damn it!
Right again!
Looking at the bank cards in their hands, Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong became confused.
No way?
Is there really a bottle fairy in the world?
******
More than an hour later, at 3:30 in the afternoon.
Hu Shuai and the three of them walked out of dormitory 404 with expressions of doubt on life and prepared to go to the classroom.
They asked a total of more than ten questions and made various difficulties, but without exception, they were all answered by the "Bottle Fairy".
This forced them to completely believe in the existence of the Bottle Fairy.
"Oh, one problem is equivalent to three months of life. This is too expensive! Is my three years of life gone like this?"
Liu Jun looked at the sun in the sky. Although the sunlight shone warm on his face, his heart felt cold at this moment.
"That's how the Ping Xian charges. It all depends on your mood. Just be open-minded."
Su Ye held back her laughter and comforted her.
"Besides, didn't I tell you how to replace the lifespan charge? As long as you pick up abandoned empty water bottles, the Bottle Fairy will not take away your lifespan."
"Wow, wow, we have to pick up more than 27,000 empty water bottles! More than 27,000! So many! How long do I have to pick up the rags to get them all!"
Liu Jun felt like crying when he thought that he needed to pick up nearly 30,000 empty bottles to offset the three years of life that was about to be deducted.
If he had known that asking the Ping Fairy one question would cost him three months of his life, he would not have dared to ask so many questions to death.
Su Ye spread his hands, looking innocent.
"Who asked you to ask so many questions? You don't even think about it. Where in the world can you get a free lunch? If you don't have to pay anything, why should the Ping Xian answer all your weird questions?"
"No, after these few days of dance practice, you two must accompany me to pick up garbage and pay off the debt!"
Liu Jun looked at Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong beside him and said through gritted teeth.
They just asked him to ask a lot of questions!
They must take the blame!
Hu Shuai: "..."
Zhou Chenggong: "..."
It seems that after the class performance is over, the two of them are going to be garbage guys with Liu Jun for a while.
"Do you need to ask the Bottle Fairy again, where has the most bottles?" Su Ye asked with a smile.
"No, no! There's no need to bother Ping Xian with this little thing!" Liu Jun quickly refused.
"Yes, yes! You really don't need this!" Hu Shuai also said quickly.
Twenty-seven thousand bottles were enough for them to pick up, and they didn't want any more.
"Okay, forget it if you don't want to."
Seeing that Liu Jun and the other three completely believed in the "Ping Fairy", a terrifying existence that knew everything and liked to force people to pick up trash, Su Ye, who was wearing Hanfu, looked calm, but in fact she was laughing like crazy in her heart.
In fact, where did the "bottle fairy" come from?
The reason why Su Ye was able to spin the water bottle 16 times in a row and hit him every time was because he just used the mission reward he got yesterday——
To be continued...