Chapter 709 Uncle Pao is dead
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"Come on, have a drink."
In a rental house in Huahai City.
Two middle-aged men were wearing T-shirts, floral shorts, and crossed their legs with cold and dragged their legs. They were already drunk and didn't know what they had.
"It's great, this Youth Conference was held well, and the competition was very exciting." A foreign man, with a beard on his face, was holding a bottle of Erguotou and blew it drunk, saying, "The competition is good, the wine is strong enough."
"Look at the game and drink a little wine. This is the most exciting thing in life." The middle-aged uncle in China fell on the sofa in a slump. His posture was comfortable and enjoyable. He said with a burp, "Little Feifei, sometimes I think about it. It's still quite free and easy without a woman who cares about her annoyance all day."
These two are of course Yan Zun Cao Dapao and Pope of Light Firhos, especially Pope of Light. These days, they are almost assimilated with Cao Dapao. Their appearance and posture are actually similar to Cao Dapao.
On the seat, on the chair, and in the trash can, there were various snack debris and empty wine bottles.
"I, I have never been married and I don't understand women." Pope Guangming's eyes were dizzy and shook his head and said, "But to be honest, I have been dealing with various major issues related to global safety over the years. It's rare to take some spare days. It's really comfortable. Old man, I really envy your life."
"Then, of course, how free and easy I have lived this life? Even if I give me an emperor, I don't want to change it." Uncle Pao hugged and said to Pope Light, "You are just too busy and don't know how to enjoy life."
"Who, who said I don't understand life? Drink?" Pope Guangming's eyes were dizzy. He touched Uncle Pao with Erguotou for a while. Gudu Gudu blew half a bottle again, shook his head and said, "Old Paoer, there is no food. Otherwise, you go to the vegetable market to buy some."
"Haha, punching the fist." Uncle Pao was also drunk and said with a treacherous smile.
"I am a guest, let alone I went there last time, so it's your turn this time."
"Okay, okay, I'll buy it." Uncle Pao scratched his head, took out his cell phone, and started playing with it.
"What are you doing?" Pope Light looked puzzled.
"The rustic guy doesn't understand, right?" Uncle Pao raised his finger and said with contempt, "People from small places have shallow knowledge. Our fast food takeaway business in China has reached the peak of the world. The convenience level is not something that the countryside rustic guy like you can understand."
While Uncle Pao was talking, he poked the screen with his fingers and murmured to himself: "I'll search for it, door-to-door service service, fast food."
"With the door-to-door service service, don't you say it earlier?" Pope Light raised his middle finger with contempt, "It made me go to so many vegetable markets."
In fact, both of them have almost drunk.
Originally, according to their strength, even if they drink tons or tons, they wouldn't get drunk. But what's the point of drinking like that? Therefore, they agreed that they could only rely on their physical constitution and could not disperse the alcohol in their bodies with energy.
In this way, even though their physique was so strong that they were so drunk that they were filled with a large amount of Erguotou.
Uncle Pao was too lazy to pay attention to him, and his eyes lit up and said, "I found it, the fast food phone number for the door-to-door service service service." As he said that, it took a lot of effort to press the phone number.
"Hello?"
A sweet voice came from the other end of the phone, "Is there anything I can do to serve you?"
"Oh, this little girl's voice sounds pretty good." Uncle Pao squinted his eyes, waved his cell phone at Pope Light with sternness, and then cleared his voice, "Ahem, little sister, I call you, I must be asking for a door-to-door service service to deliver fast food."
"Uncle, are you going to have fast food?" The voice was even more coquettish and sweeter, "But I suggest you that the night service is more considerate and cost-effective."
"Please provide night? Do you have any door-to-door service service and service? How many times can you send it?" Uncle Pao asked in surprise.
"It's okay for many times, as long as you can bear it, giggle~" There was a series of charming laughter from the other end of the phone, "Of course, the price of a night is a little more expensive."
The Pope of Light, who was begging the phone, burping, said, "Then let's spend the night. My brother and I haven't had such a good time, so we must have fun overnight. The price is fine, as long as the door-to-door service service is good enough."
The poor Pope's crown was really unwilling to go out to buy wine and vegetables when he was having a good time.
"Oh, it turns out that there is another tyrant uncle." The voice on the other end of the phone was so cute that it was so sweet that we didn't care."
"It's okay to eat, what are we?" Pope Light slapped his chest, "This is awesome physical."
"Okay, are you two?" the girl said sweetly, "Then let's serve you four people, ensure that the service is attentive, so that you can enjoy the taste, giggle."
"Okay, that's it." Pope Light looked like a rich man. When he was playing the show, he had a meal and served dozens or hundreds of people. What are four people?
"Uncle, what kind of costumes do you want?"
"Clothing props?" Pope Light said with a confused look on his face, "What does it mean?"
"Oh, uncle, you are so bad." The girl said, "It's just those flight attendants' uniforms, ol uniforms, student uniforms, etc."
"Then I will have one set." Pope Light doesn't understand, but this does not prevent him from showing off his appearance as a rich man. "The money doesn't matter. As long as the service is good enough, the dishes are satisfactory."
"Okay, leave the address, we will arrive within half an hour. As for the dishes, I guarantee that the two uncles will be satisfied."
After leaving the address.
The two uncles continued to drink, and Pope Guang said with emotion, "Old Paoer, your China is developing very fast. This is really changing with each passing day. Even if you deliver a fast food at home, you can serve every night without limit. You can also provide different clothes according to the aesthetics of the guests. This customer service is really awesome."
"Of course, we have too many talents in China, and the competition is fierce." Uncle Pao was also a little confused while speaking boldly. Has the competition for the fast food industry been so fierce these days?
No matter what, he doesn't treat him anyway.
The two of them both let go of their thoughts and started to drink.
Perhaps Pope Light was too loud, and the doorbell rang in less than half an hour. Pope Light rang happily and opened the door, then widened his eyes and looked at the four girls who were waving and smelling perfume, each carrying boxes and queuing in.
"Hello, two uncles, bosses." The four women shouted in unison.
Pope Light was frightened and secretly gave Uncle Pao a thumbs up. China is really awesome now, and the people who come to deliver fast food at home are so high-quality and pompous.
"Okay, don't waste time, serve the food quickly." Pope Light felt that he could not lose face from Europeans, waved his hand and said majestic.
The girl in the lead was frightened by the room layout and chaos, frowned, and said weakly, "This foreign uncle, you must pay first according to the rules." She was also afraid that these two drunk and sloppy uncles would have no place to make any decisions by then.
"No problem." Pope Light waved his hand and each person stacked up the banknotes. "Select the food quickly. If your service is good enough and the dishes are great, I will enjoy it again afterwards."
The four girls were stunned when they held a stack of money. Isn’t this too rich?
Then they all seemed to have chicken blood. While opening the box to change clothes, they said in a coquettish manner: "Two rich uncles, the four of us are willing to do our best today. Don't treat us as human beings. This dish is the way you want to eat whatever you want, and you can eat as much as you want."
"Hey, hey, what are you doing?" Uncle Pao and Pope Light seemed to feel something was wrong, and glared drunk and said, "It's too shameless to do this.
"Oh, two rich uncles, you are pretending." The girls giggled and quickly changed their clothes. What are the flight attendants, teachers, *******, and even a female policeman.
Then, in the dumbfounded, they rushed up with a scream.
What the hell!
Uncle Pao and Pope Guang looked at each other. It seemed that something was wrong? The girls' attitude was not like they were here to deliver fast food to them, but they were obviously here to eat them.
Could it be that they are handsome and handsome, and delivering fast food has become a disaster?
Then, the two began to run away in the dirty and narrow room.
"Hey, hey, don't do anything randomly, we can't do this." Pope Light shouted in panic and dodged.
"Oh, foreign uncle, you are so good at playing." The girls laughed so hard that they rushed forward, "So you like this set? It doesn't matter, we sisters can s or m, and we can do any dishes."
"Little Feifei, the situation is wrong." Uncle Pao felt something was wrong, "I said numbly, we seemed to have made the wrong call."
"Ouch!"
Pope Light staggered and was directly knocked on the sofa by two girls.
Uncle Pao was so drunk that he couldn't walk anymore, and he couldn't do anything to these ordinary people, so he was thrown to the ground.
Four girls were shiny and riding on them, tearing their clothes, "Uncles, you can't escape our claws, so you might as well obediently follow us."
Well……
Uncle Pao and Pope Light looked at each other from a distance, and there was nothing left. It seemed that they could only do it.
Just when they were about to make these four girls faint so that they would not lose their reputation for life.
Suddenly!
The door of the rental house was kicked open with a slam. Several agile men rushed in, and the ID was lit in their hands and shouted: "The police officers were squatting on the ground with their heads in their arms, holding their heads and taking out their ID cards."
Scan, crack down on pornography?
Uncle Pao fainted, right? He was just a fast food...
…(To be continued.)
Chapter completed!