119, I bring my own ridicule(1/2)
"This water is poisonous..."
"Why was I so stupid that I drank it..."
"Even if I die of thirst, I can't drink water boiled with ghost babies..."
"Damn it, I can't be pregnant..."
"vomit……"
Du Gui suddenly clasped his throat and induced vomiting frantically.
His face turned red and his lips turned white.
Don't say anything else.
If you cook something with supernatural items, can you not know what the hell it is?
The most important thing is.
This is boiling water boiled with ghost babies!
How many dishes have been developed using a ghost baby as the main ingredient?
Abortion Soup…
The soup that cuts off all descendants...
There is even claypot rice that has not yet been realized.
Either abortion or pregnancy.
Du Gui felt like he was going crazy and kept scratching his throat.
vomit……
However……
No matter how hard Du Gui tried, he couldn't spit out anything.
He hasn't eaten since yesterday.
Can't spit anything out.
At this moment, Du Gui was desperate. He clutched his stomach and couldn't stop shaking.
There is a very interesting phenomenon in psychology.
When you lose your senses, some things will continue to magnify on you.
For example, if you blindfold your eyes, bang your hands, and keep telling you that you are bleeding, it may really show signs of excessive bleeding.
But actually there is nothing.
Boss Du felt a sharp pain in his stomach.
But it took a while.
He didn't even fart.
"Fuck, are you okay?"
Du Gui covered his stomach and said confusedly: "Then how did I feel just now? Is this water useful to me?"
aside.
The hungry ghost and the fierce little girl looked at Boss Du blankly.
What happened to my boss?
Did you smoke?
Du Gui just glanced at the two ghosts and saw what they were thinking.
"roll!"
He opened his mouth and cursed.
But at this moment.
The backpack placed at the front desk caught Du Gui's attention.
The backpack kept shaking.
It was as if something was banging around wildly inside, trying to escape.
"What the hell?"
Du Gui stepped forward and grabbed the backpack.
The only items inside were supernatural items and the ghost babies thrown inside.
He hesitated.
He picked up the kitchen knife with one hand and opened the backpack with the other hand.
The next second.
He saw the ghost baby struggling in Sister Hong's black stockings. When he saw him, he felt as if he had killed its parents and wanted to kill himself.
"You stupid kid, you're so troublesome."
Du Gui punched it down.
In the air, there was the shrill cry of a baby.
The cry revealed hatred, anger, and deep malice.
"You yell again? If you yell again I'll make you into a clay pot rice!"
Du Gui held the kitchen knife and threatened fiercely.
In the past, ghost babies have been like this.
After all, I didn't turn it into a ghost employee, I just used it as food.
Just hold the kitchen knife and threaten.
Guiying didn't dare to be presumptuous anymore.
But it's different now.
His threats had no effect.
The ghost baby kept screaming, trying like crazy to break free from the shackles of the stockings.
Judging from its posture, it seems that it wants to fight Du Gui for its life...
"No..."
"Are you crazy? Dare you go against me?"
Du Gui carried the silk stockings and carried the ghost baby out.
Captain Jia next to him roared viciously as if facing a formidable enemy, showing his sharp canine teeth.
A snap...
Du Gui picked up the stockings and threw them on the table.
The ghost baby's screams became more ferocious.
There is a hint of insidiousness in his childishness.
Du Gui laughed angrily: "I'm just old, weak, sick and disabled."
Fifty years old and above are considered old.
Anyone under ten years old is considered weak.
However……
The next second.
Du Gui was stunned. He hesitated and suddenly realized something.
"The ghost baby doesn't have the guts to go against me."
"Is it because I drank that water? But I don't feel anything wrong..."
"What makes it suddenly become like a deadly feud with me?"
"Could it be that after I drink this water, I will gain a taunting buff, and all the ghosts will kill my father's enemy on the spot?"
Du Gui frowned and looked at the hungry ghost and the fierce little girl.
There is nothing unusual about these two ghosts.
"Then why are they okay?"
…
Early 10 am.
Du Gui left Home Inn and rode his motorcycle to the crematorium.
To be continued...