Chapter 1386 -- Textbook-style tactical retreat
Xiaoqiang was really surprised by this traditional Chinese art - street performers who broke stones and sold powerful pills. Unexpectedly, to this day, there are still people who are inheriting and carrying forward this intangible cultural heritage.
If Xiaoqiang is a Liangshan hero, he will definitely think of him as a hero and earn money from it - talent cultivation requires this kind of intangible cultural heritage to increase the chips.
Although the art form of lying on a nail board and breaking boulders is not very elegant, you can make a living if you learn it well.
At this time, the judges were so angry that they had no idea what the situation was. Finally, they gathered together and whispered for a long time, and then called the staff to study for a long time, with a look of confusion on their faces.
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Finally, they finally came up with a result. Then the host, who was sweating profusely, jumped onto the stage and said in embarrassment: "After research at the conference, we found that the performance team just now is not our participating team at all. Please
Everyone, be careful not to be deceived... Security guard, where is the security guard?"
The venue burst into laughter.
Everyone can see that this group of people is not a professional participating team. After all, it is a competition, and there will be no one who does not indulge in performance art...
After hearing the host's shouts, four security guards rushed to the venue in panic, preparing to catch a family who was packing up props.
The old man took the lead and held the sledgehammer sideways...
The security guard swallowed his saliva and changed the target, but he still had harsh words left in his mouth: "We respect the old and love the young!"
Then they turned their attention to the man. The man was not in a hurry, and he looked like a battle-hardened Lao Jianghu - he raised his nail board and faced him.
The security guard relied on the thick leather soles and a layer of steel plate protection, so he kicked up with his feet.
Xiaoqiang was very happy when he saw it: "As expected of the security guard of the martial arts conference, these flying feet are so beautiful!"
Yang Hongru was also amazed when he saw it: "It's done! The leather shoes are tied on!"
The scene became more and more joyful. The security guard was untying his shoelaces while jumping up and down, while the other security guards dispersed - this man cannot be offended!
Catch the women first!
The spectators present were crazy with joy. You can watch the competition at any time, but such a happy scene is quite rare... There are countless practitioners present, and there are many people with advanced kung fu. It is almost impossible to catch them.
, but everyone was watching the excitement and no one took action.
In essence, the people who perform on the streets and the people who practice martial arts in martial arts halls are both martial arts practitioners. So they are from the same roots, so why rush each other? So they are closer to the people selling Dali Pills than to the security guards.
Until long after the martial arts competition ended, when people talked about the martial arts performance competition stage, many people thought that the first place should really be awarded to this company that sells Dali Pills...
Now that the security guards are out, this "martial arts family" should retreat.
The old man held the "war hammer" unmatched by anyone, and was the first to climb out of the wall - it is not easy to have such neat Qinggong at such an old age.
The man pushed the nail board and marched forward majestically like a general suppressing everything, while his wife followed him to the sidelines unhurriedly.
When he reached the wall, the man threw the nail board out, climbed up the wall first, and then turned around to pull his wife.
The woman was not simple either. She ignored her husband's outstretched hand, and with a twist of her slender waist, she stepped up onto the wall. However, many things fell out of her arms: a microphone, a powerful pill, a handkerchief, and a knife.
Small scissors or something.
She sat on the wall with a smile and whispered to the dazed male audience below: "Brother, please trouble you."
The spectator quickly picked up the things for her and handed them over. He only picked out some useful ones, leaving a bunch of Dali Pills in his hands. The spectator smiled and said, "Those are for you to eat."
After saying that, he twisted his waist and jumped out. After a long time, a military leather shoe was suddenly thrown in from the other side of the wall...
Yang Hongru was enjoying himself while watching, and Lu Junyi and Wu Yong also laughed. At this time, Hu Sanniang suddenly said: "Hey, look at that couple, they look like Zhang Qing and the second sister!"
All the heroes were shocked, and Lin Chong also recalled: "There are also three-thirds of the same appearance, and there are also three-thirds of the same kung fu."
Yang Hongru said: "This person... is said to be reincarnated. And after reincarnation, some will look exactly the same as in the previous life, and some will only have a few similarities..."
Hu Sanniang pestered Yang Hongru and asked, "Are those two people the second sister and Zhang Qing?"
Yang Hongru spread his hands: "How did I know? I can't use magic in the human world..."
"Aren't you the Zhenwu Emperor? Can Tian Tiao control you?" Hu Sanniang asked.
Yang Hongru hesitantly said: "Look more at the Immortal Map - I, the Zhenwu Great Emperor, am placed in the second-tier configuration in Heaven. This great emperor in Heaven and that great emperor are almost ruined... Even the three mountains and five mountains have their own great emperors.
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"Then how do you know where Yue Fei's reincarnation is?" Hu Sanniang asked.
Yang Hongru said: "I'm in charge in the underworld! When you and the Yue Family Army confront each other down below, I have to adjust... You go to Blue Sea Island to travel, and the Yue Family Army makes conditions with me to find Yue Fei - I am
It’ll be calculated then.”
Hu Sanniang:......
"Good brother~ Then go to the underworld and help me figure it out~" Hu Sanniang said coquettishly.
Yang Hongru refused: "My identity is too sensitive, and a trip to the underworld would involve too much."
"Aren't you just a second-tier emperor?" Hu Sanniang complained.
Yang Hongru said: "Although my status is average, I can fight...within the three realms, my force value is capped. Outside the three realms...my combat power can also be ranked within the five fingers. You
If a guy who blew up the underworld with one hand went on an outing on his own property, would the Ten Palaces of Yama be upset?"
Hu Sanniang was speechless: "I asked you to make this beep perfect! When will you go to the underworld next? Just help me do the math!"
"You can have this!" Yang Hongru said.
The old man and the couple had left, leaving the two children still dragging their pockets and selling "Dali Pills". Two security guards ran towards them, and the two children were not in a hurry and walked up the steps while selling...
With this kind of psychological quality, these two children will be able to achieve great things in the future! Great things!
Xiaoqiang hehehezhile: "We need this kind of talent very much!"
Yang Hongru nodded: "There is a person who always maintains a steady attitude and is not surprised by any changes."
People just wanted to have fun and knew that the food would not go bad, so they bought the "Dali Pills" sold by the two children by the handful. By the time the security guard pushed through the crowd and came closer, the two children's pockets were already empty.
The slightly larger one closed his hands and asked his younger brother to climb up the wall by stepping on his palms. At this time, the security guard at the front was already breathing close to him.
At this critical moment, Hu Sanniang was about to jump over the wall to help. But she was held down by Yang Hongru: "Just wait and see! If this child is caught, I will ask for help..."
Hu Sanniang calmed down and continued to watch.
At this time, the younger brother on the wall stretched out his hand to pull his elder brother up, but it was actually too late. If the elder brother climbed up now, he would definitely be pulled down by the security guard.
But I saw that the brother was calm and calm. The security guard also muttered, wondering what kind of medicine this unlucky boy was selling in the gourd.
He wanted to step forward but didn't dare to. He was caught off guard and the brother looked at his face and shouted: "Bah!"
The security guard was startled. He thought the kid was hiding some hidden weapon and had to dodge in a hurry. He leaned backward and fell. Unless the people behind him were holding him up, he would have collapsed... Take advantage of this moment
, the elder brother took his younger brother's hand and climbed up the wall in two steps, laughed twice, and disappeared.
Yang Hongru made a concluding statement: "This is a textbook retreat... It should be written into the textbook!"
Xiaoqiang:......
Yes yes yes!
Yes, yes!
Everything you said is right!
Chapter completed!