Yang Hongru gently smashed the charred shell around Yang Xuan's body, and then took out a little boy carved from pink and jade. Every time he was struck by lightning, it was a new life for Yang Xuan's body.

"Let's eat..." Yang Hongru put the little boy on his neck, carried Yang Xuanbian and walked to the restaurant.

The little boy asked with a sad face: "Dad, we still eat meat today... I want to eat some vegetables. I haven't eaten vegetables in almost two years! I feel like I can't even poop out...

.”

Yang Hongru slapped his little head: "What kind of vegetables does a man eat? He drinks a lot of wine and eats meat in a big bowl... Besides, your inability to poop has nothing to do with eating meat. You have become an immortal."

Where did the daddy come from? Those impurities in the body have long been struck by lightning."

"Can you talk to Uncle Lei Zhenzi next time and let's change the set menu? The Purple Gold Sky Thunder is a bit unsatisfying. I heard that there is a kind of Chaos Sky Thunder..." Yang Xuanzhan asked without knowing the truth.

Yang Hongru rolled his eyes: "You have a lot of ambitions. Are Chaos Thunders something you can touch? If that thing appears in the Three Realms, it will be a disaster! You don't even need to be struck by lightning, you will be crushed miserably when you see it.

Don’t dare to move on the ground.”

"So frustrated? Didn't you tell me that your golden body is invincible?" Xiao Xuanzian looked embarrassed.

"You're only three years old and you're called Ban Xianren. What else do you want?" Yang Hongru said angrily: "If you can't eat the braised pork today, be careful and I'll throw you into Laojun's Bagua furnace to keep you warm.

warm."

"Dad...what's the food for today?" Yang Xuanzian asked.

"Grilled pork ribs...a monster at the level of a golden immortal." Yang Hongru said calmly.

Xuan Zang shed tears of sadness when he heard this: "Dad, can you make soup? Barbecue and other things are too greasy..."

"You kid must be coveting my Sanguang Divine Water! How can such a good thing be used as a drink for you?" Yang Hongru curled his lips: "At most, it can be used as bath water for you... Okay, stop being so annoying...

.If you bargain any more, I’ll whip you!”

Yang Xuanbing shrunk his neck, then flew down from Yang Hongru's neck and floated in front of a large barbecue grill.

Yang Hongru’s kitchen space was compressed by Yang Hongru. From the outside, it looked like a small house, but there was a lot of things inside. It wasn’t that the Yang family was extravagant and had to build a super kitchen. But some of the ingredients were just too much.

It was so big that the size of the demonic beast that became an immortal was simply astonishing.

Since Yang Xuan's birth, his diet has almost always been filled with the flesh and blood of various high-level demonic beasts. Only with such rich nutrition can the little guy be able to form a body in one year, survive the tribulation in two years, and become an immortal in three years.

Yang Hongru estimated that with this kind of spoon-feeding, Yang Xuan Burian would be able to become a Daluo before he turned eighteen. What Yang Xuan Burian learned was extremely pure - it was to temper the golden body in every possible way. He didn't know any magical powers, just the body.

It's hard, it tastes good when you eat it, and it's just right for you to sleep on.

In order to give Xiao Xuan the ability to protect himself, Yang Hongru asked him to start law-level training:

Push-ups 100 times;

100 sit-ups;

100 squats;

Then run 10km...

Does it sound familiar? Does it sound invincible? This law-level method of becoming stronger is not something that ordinary people can use. If Yang Xuanzhan had not laid a good foundation, he would not be able to withstand this "law-level" training method.

With the rapid improvement of his realm, Yang Xuanzian discovered a very terrifying fact - he had no hair at all!

"Daddy, daddy!" Yang Xuanbian, who was already sixteen years old, ran up to Yang Hongru who was enjoying the shade under a tree and exclaimed, "I haven't even grown my hair at the age of sixteen!"

Yang Hongru smiled: "Did you just realize something was wrong?"

"Old thief! Did you harm me?" Yang Xuanzian clenched his fists and roared.

He aimed his fist at Yang Hongru and punched him, and then Yang Hongru flew into the sky.

Yang Hongru could dodge such a law-level punch if he wanted to, but he was too lazy! After all, he was only at the peak of Daluo, and he had not yet thoroughly studied the law. If he had studied the law of force clearly,

You can prove the truth with force.

After Yang Hongru was knocked into the sky, he teleported back to the chair: "Your hair... is a law-level curse. Although you are bald, you have become stronger. That punch you just made was accurate.

All the saints have to be beaten... This is the punch of the law that was obtained by sacrificing one's hair."

"What the hell kind of law is this! Should I take a wife? There are so many young ladies in Pingkangfang, Chang'an, waiting for me to save them!" Yang Xuan was going crazy.

Yang Hongru comforted him calmly: "As long as you look good, your appearance will follow your facial features... So what if you are bald? You can pretend to be a monk! Let dad give you a few dots to pretend to be ring scars. From today on, you will be a great virtue.

The eminent monk... took advantage of the opportunity of teaching Buddhism to win over the young lady. You don't need dad to teach you the rest, right?"

Yang Xuanzian's eyes lit up: "Dad! I really belong to you! If you have such ability, why have you married my mother for so many years?"

"The weak water is three thousand, I only take a scoop... I will teach you a few Buddhist scriptures to support the scene, and your golden body can be used occasionally. Most people can't tell whether it is the golden body of Buddha or the nine-turn gold.

Body." Yang Hongru said kindly.

Yang Hongru took out a set of moon-white monk robes from his sleeves, and turned out a few classic Buddhist scriptures. Then he took out a ball of incense and pressed it on Yang Xuan's burial head. Twelve people glowing with the power of incense

The ring scar appeared openly.

A monk's ring scars cannot just fall off casually, they need to be tested for his Buddha nature. The old monk used incense from the temple to test the young monk's Buddha nature, and he used the power of the incense.

Yang Hongru bypassed this test and directly arranged twelve ring scars for Yang Xuan's burial - anyone who saw so many ring scars had to be called a holy monk.

So Yang Xuanbu started his journey of pretending to be a monk. He found that he was so perfect at pretending to be a monk that he could render the real monk speechless by just saying a few words of Buddhist scriptures given by his father.

Soon, Master Xuan Zang, a young holy monk in Chang'an City, became famous. As expected, many young ladies wanted to study Buddhism with this boy...

Yang Xuan was buried in great excitement, but Yang Hongru was waiting for a big event to happen - the case of the Jinghe Dragon King Raining.

It is said that there is a man named Yuan Shoucheng outside Chang'an City. He is also a member of the Qishi Mansion. He is proficient in the arithmetic of innate hexagrams. You will know that he has a nephew - Yuan Tiangang!

This guy is particularly lazy and likes to squat on Chang'an West Street to tell people's fortunes. There is a fisherman by the Jing River who comes to him to tell fortunes every day. At the cost of a koi fish every day, he specializes in figuring out where to catch fish.

The Shui Tribe was actually in trouble.

In order to retaliate against Yuan Shoucheng, the Dragon King of Jinghe made a bet with Yuan Shoucheng, betting on the number of rain points in the sky. If Yuan Shoucheng miscalculated, the Dragon King would demolish his stall. In the end, the silly Dragon King changed the number of rain points without authorization in order to win the bet.

Eventually he ended up being beheaded.

It is a capital crime for the Dragon King of Jinghe River to change the rainwater secretly, so in order to survive, he asked Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty in his dream to help him arrest Wei Zheng, the prisoner and beheader. As long as Wei Zheng was not present when he killed the dragon, the Dragon King of Jinghe River would most likely survive.

Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty was also a decent man, so he helped the Dragon King of Jinghe River. However, he didn't expect that Wei Zheng would use his nap time to travel to heaven and kill the Dragon King of Jinghe River.

After the death of the Dragon King, he was full of resentment and was very angry with Tang Taizong. So his remnant soul asked Tang Taizong in his dream to pay for his life, which frightened Tang Taizong and woke him up from the dream.

Taizong hunted, and then was stopped by the underworld. He then went for a walk in the underworld and saw all kinds of evil ghosts. After Taizong returned to the yang, he did more good deeds and accumulated good results.

In the underworld, he heard that in order to resolve the grievances between the underworld and the human world, he needed to hold a seven-seven-forty-nine-day water and land ceremony to save the ghosts from rebirth. A great monk was needed to preside over the water and land ceremony.

Are there any virtuous and eminent monks in Chang'an? The most famous one is Master Xuan Yin, who has twelve scars on his head and has profound Buddhist teachings!

Therefore, Yang Xuan was inexplicably arranged to be the person in charge of the Water and Land Dharma Assembly. At the same time, he was awarded the positions of Zuo Seng Gang, You Seng Gang, and the Great Seng Gang of the World. This is also the position of the chief monk of the Tang Dynasty.

...This is very naughty,
Chapter completed!