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Chapter two hundred and thirteen -- really fragrant

As expected of Tianpeng, his analysis hit the nail on the head and pinpointed the center of the conflict - the king obviously sent the grand master to propose marriage.

After the grand master and the female officer of the post office entered the door, they all knelt down and said: "My lord, you are happy!"

Tang Seng:......

What a terrible line this is?

"I am a monk, where does my happiness come from?" Tang Seng asked bravely.

The grand master said: "This is the land of women in the Western Liang Dynasty. There has never been a man in the country. Fortunately, my younger brother is here. I am here to propose marriage according to the order of my queen."

"It's easy to say... My eldest brother, Sun Wukong, is the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, and he is really a talented person; my second brother, Ao Lie, is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and he is also a good match; my third brother, Tianpeng, is the former marshal of the heaven, and he can suppress

In the Three Realms, there are great ministers...I wonder which one the queen is asking for?" Tang Seng asked, throwing away the blame.

Damn Fuck!

Sun Wukong, Xiao Bailong and Tianpeng have question marks written all over their heads - you are selling your teammates for dog coins!

At this time, the female officer of the post said: "Xiaguan has just entered the court to start the performance, and our queen is very happy. She said that she had an auspicious dream last night, and she dreamed that the golden screen was colorful and the jade mirror was bright. She learned that the emperor's brother

He is a good man from the Kingdom of China. Our queen is willing to use the wealth of the country to marry my younger brother, the emperor, as her husband. You sit north and face south and become the king, and my queen wants to be the emperor. Then she sent a message to the grand master to act as a matchmaker and let the queen

It's an official marriage... so I came here to ask for this marriage."

Pfft...

Tianpeng, Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong smiled unkindly.

You deserve it! Dogecoin! Let you sell your teammates! Now that’s it! Sell yourself in!

Tang Seng looked at the happy smiles of his teammates and his heart was full of mmp. He depressedly picked up tea to quench his thirst. The more he drank, the more depressed he became.

Seeing that Tang Monk did not express his position, the Grand Master could only persuade him with kind words: "A real man should not miss it when the time comes. Although there are things like this in the world, but it is really rare in the world to support the country. Please help me quickly.

A reply so that I can go back and play."

Looking at the gloating smiles of the brothers, Tang Seng was worried - Aren't you watching the joke between labor and management? Then I just went on a kiss! Who is afraid of whom? Turtles are afraid of hammers! I am the fierce Zhang Fei, you are

Isn't that Li Kui?

"Let's go!" Tang Monk put on his brocade cassock, carried a nine-ring tin staff, and left the post house in a hurry. There was a luxurious carriage waiting at the door of the post house for a long time. As soon as Tang Monk went out, he was welcomed into the carriage.

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Tang Monk waved his hand: "No need to worry... This poor monk is as heavy as a stone, you can't lift it."

The female warrior carrying the sedan was dissatisfied: "What did Master Yudi say? Don't tell me that you are a grown man, even if the four of you come up together, we can still carry it."

Tang Monk did not argue and got into the carriage silently.

After Tang Monk got on the chariot, the female warrior lifted up the sedan chair, only to find that the chariot was as heavy as Mount Tai.

"It's evil!" The female warrior tried her best but could not move the chariot at all. Tang Monk walked down slowly and said, "Look...what did I say?"

If Tang Monk had not consciously controlled his weight, his physical body would have weighed more than three thousand kilograms. The cars Yang Hongru prepared for him were all modified, otherwise they would not have enough power.

However, if Tang Seng had conscious control, his weight would be the same as that of a normal person... But that would require extra mental control on his part, which he rarely does.

Tang Monk walked slowly on the street, with Sun Wukong, Ao Lie and Tianpeng following behind him to watch the excitement. After Sun Wukong placed a barrier, the enthusiastic lesbians could not swarm up and could only watch from a distance but not play with each other... What a pity

Got it!

After walking for a long time, they finally saw the palace of the daughter country. The king had been waiting eagerly in the palace for a long time, and finally waited for his brother Yu, who had been thinking about it day and night.

The Grand Master went in first and reported: "Your Majesty, the holy monk's disciple has arrived!"

The Queen asked: "Which one is it?"

"That's the one wearing brocade and holding a tin staff," the Grand Master said with a finger from a distance.

The Queen raised her eyes and saw what she thought was a handsome, bald man with a majestic and majestic appearance. His teeth were as white as silver, his lips were red and his mouth was square. His forehead was flat, his forehead was wide, his eyes were clear, his eyebrows were long, and his ears were round.

A scholar is a talented person if he is well-dressed.

"This is my royal brother? He is so handsome..." the queen murmured to herself, then she walked lightly to the palace gate to greet him in person.

Tang Seng didn't take this blind date seriously at first, but when he heard the female officer say, "The Queen is here," he subconsciously looked up and froze.

What kind of woman is this?

Her body is graceful, her eyebrows are like green feathers, and her muscles are like mutton fat. Her face is lined with peach petals, and her hair is piled with golden phoenix silk. Her eyes are full of autumn waves, and her slender hands are as delicate as spring bamboo shoots. The red gauze on her body is colorful, and the high hairpin is full of green pearls.

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Some people say that Zhaojun is beautiful, and some people say that Xishi is beautiful. But compared with the queen, she is slightly inferior to the beauty. Who can compare? It is Chang'e in the Moon Palace and Xuannv in the Nine Heavens. In addition, there is a queen.

The combination of status and temperament...it's really hard to find such stunning beauty in the world.

Tang Seng felt that his own mother's beauty was considered the pinnacle of beauty in the world, but he never expected that the queen could be so beautiful.

You must know that all love at first sight in the world comes from lust... Tang Seng suddenly remembered his previous oath in his ears: Even if I, Tang Seng, starve to death and be imprisoned for a lifetime, I will never marry the queen if I jump from here...

The Queen smells so good!

Seeing the sudden change in Tang Seng's eyes, Sun Wukong scolded Tianpeng: "What is going on?"

Suddenly a burst of music came, and Sun Wukong was startled. Where did the BGM come from? He looked around and found the little white dragon who turned on the stereo.

Tianpeng hummed: "Azhen fell in love with Aqiang, on a starry night..."

Sun Wukong asked: "Is the monk so superficial?"

"According to the aesthetics of the human race, this queen is indeed extremely beautiful..." Tianpeng said, but he stroked the rabbit harder while speaking, fearing that his wife would have other ideas.

Just like people can't tell which monkey is which, Sun Wukong also has prosopagnosia towards humans. He can't tell the beauty and ugliness of humans, so who makes him a monkey? As for Comrade Ao Lie? There is no good-looking opposite sex with dragon horns.

He didn't even look at it...

Among the four people, only Tianpeng and Tang Seng have the common aesthetics of the human race. Tianpeng is a contestant with a family. Her daughter-in-law, Miss Maoer, is not bad in appearance... Her beauty is not the same as that of the Queen, Jade Rabbit's

Beauty is more of an innocent and lively kind of thing, and her aura is just a bit inferior to that of a queen.

If the Jade Rabbit is a cup of cute yogurt, the King of the Xiliang Kingdom is a cocktail filled with various flavors.

"Bring me the piano!" The queen couldn't help but laugh when she looked at the bewildered Tang Monk, and said to the maid accompanying her.

Then she led everyone to the main hall. After some official politeness, the queen extended an invitation to Tang Seng: "Brother Yudi, can you come with me to the Imperial Garden?"

The lost Tang Monk nodded mechanically, and the queen took his hand and walked out of the hall, leaving only the three brothers "Sun, Ao, and Tian" looking at each other.

"The monk is useless..." Sun Wukong said sadly.

Tian Peng's face was filled with an aunt's smile: "Xiao Yang has reached the age to get married... It is outrageous to be in his twenties and not get married yet."

Xiao Bailong said weakly: "I am four thousand two hundred years old... and I am still unmarried..."

Tianpeng said angrily: "If your dragon clan doesn't have four thousand children, okay?"
Chapter completed!
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