Chapter 226--Miss Duan is looking for her husband in a thousand miles
Seeing the big, hard and thorny durian, Sun Wukong was completely stunned. He said awkwardly and politely: "So you young people really can't reason with you..."
Sun Wukong said with an unworthy expression: "You said you asked me to borrow something? I lent it to you, right?"
"Mr. Sun..." Yang Xuanzian pushed the durian forward.
Sun Wukong deliberately did not look at the durian, as if he had not just said that he would break Yang Xuan's galaxy thing: "I won't eat it, thank you..."
"Look at your young people today, they are frivolous and impetuous... I personally think it is better to be more down-to-earth." Sun Wukong put on the face of an experienced person and comforted him sadly.
If you don’t know that this is Sun Wukong, the king of demons, you may think that this is an uncle who has a story.
Looking at the neglected durian, Yang Xuan, whose brain circuit was a little abnormal, handed the durian to Sun Wukong: "Mr. Sun..."
Sun Wukong pointed at Yang Xuanzian's nose: "Don't do this to me! If you want to eat it, fight it yourself!"
Yang Xuanyan said innocently: "I didn't want to eat it, you asked me to take it out and beat it to pieces..."
Sun Wukong is going crazy. This guy’s brain circuit is like a sewer, right? Why is he so weird and messy? He just said that he kills people without blinking an eye, and this kid turns around and asks if his eyes are dry?
Is this something that normal people can ask? Even those who have received nine years of compulsory education cannot talk like this!
Sun Wukong completely collapsed: "I..."
He really wanted to slap Yang Xuanbian to death, but this guy seemed to be the one who rescued him... In order for him to get out of the cave, he had to coax this guy.
Sun Wukong could only vent his anger on Tathagata. He threw himself viciously at the Buddha seal on the wall, and then a powerful electric current hit Sun Wukong.
In embarrassment, Sun Wukong fell to the sky and fell to the ground. He roared viciously: "Let me out!"
He jumped towards the cave entrance with all his strength, but was trapped by the activated tree vines and fell. A large amount of electric current flowed through the tree vines like cables, and Sun Wukong's body went numb and fell to the ground like a broken sack.
He knelt on the ground and crawled humbly, but the tree vines did not forgive him and whipped him hard like a whip.
"ah!"
"ah!"
"Why!"
How could Sun Wukong still have the aura of the King of Demons after being whipped by a tree vine? He was whimpering on the ground like a dog that had its bones taken out.
Sun Wukong was about to cry. He looked up to the sky and shouted: "It's been five hundred years, how long are you going to keep me trapped? I've changed and I've changed! I've had an enlightenment... Buddha, why don't you still refuse to believe me?"
Yang Xuanzong walked over with a Zen spirit and said with his gentle words: "You said that Buddha doesn't believe you, but do you believe in Buddha? If you really have enlightenment, Buddha will definitely know! He will not abandon you.
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Sun Wukong looked at Yang Xuanzian with a confused look on his face: "You mean I haven't really had my enlightenment yet?"
Yang Xuanzian shook his head: "Don't worry about this. As long as you are dedicated to kindness, you will definitely gain something. Helping me conquer the pig demon is also a sign of kindness... This is a good opportunity to eliminate violence and repay society."
His timely promotion made Sun Wukong think about it for a long time, but the wild and untamable Sun Wukong still gritted his teeth stubbornly: "You want me to help you? Impossible!"
Sun Wukong gritted his teeth with red eyes: "Do you know how I lived these five hundred years?"
As he spoke, he moved his body awkwardly, which was a sign of having lice: "I haven't even eaten a banana that I like..."
Sun Wukong was complaining and crying, but Yang Xuanbian, like a fruit wholesaler, took out a banana from his pocket and handed it to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong was crying until he saw the banana and his attitude immediately changed: "If you want to subdue the pig demon, you must first lure him over. Although he was murdered by his wife and mistress, he still loved his wife deeply. Mainly likes
Watching his wife dance in the moonlight, he also wrote a poem and gave it to his wife as a token of love."
"That's easy...find a beautiful woman and sing this poem in the form of song and dance on a full moon night. Then the pig demon will naturally come back..." Sun Wukong said this and started to pick up bananas, deliberately showing off his words.
Yang Xuan's appetite.
"Then what?" Yang Xuanzian asked.
Sun Wukong was just about to put the banana into his mouth: "Of course, give me the pig demon... What are you doing?"
Yang Xuan buried his face with his shoulders half exposed and asked in a fragrant (evil) and flirtatious manner: "Mr. Sun, what do you think of me pretending to be a woman?"
Sun Wukong was shocked by Yang Xuan's operation: "Mr. Yang, please respect yourself..."
When Sun Wukong was so embarrassed that he dug out the three rooms and one living room with his feet, a graceful figure jumped down from the entrance of the cave.
What is the scene in front of Miss Duan? Sun Wukong has disheveled hair and bald spots like Cui Donghai. He holds a banana in his hand and poses as if he is feeding Yang Xuan Bian... Yang Xuan Bian is even more ruthless, his shoulders are half exposed,
It was as if he was throwing himself into his arms.
She took a breath: "I'm sorry to bother you..."
Yang Xuanzian quickly explained: "No... no, no, no... bananas are for eating!"
Miss Duan breathed a sigh of relief, and a smile of reunion appeared on her face. The gloom in Yang Xuanzian's heart also became a lot brighter. How far was it from Gaojiazhuang to Wuzhishan? He walked step by step. Can Miss Duan catch up?
How much hardship did he suffer along the way?
But men are awkward creatures. Even if he is full of joy, he still asks arrogantly: "Why are you still following me?"
"I was worried about you, so I followed you..." Miss Duan was humble because of her deep love: "And I just heard from above that you need my help, so I came down..."
Miss Duan's eyes were slightly red when she said that she traveled thousands of miles to follow Yang Xuan after his burial, but she didn't expect that what she got in exchange was such a sentence.
Yang Xuan has already regretted it. Now he really wants to put Miss Duan in his arms and hug her wildly. But he is a disciple of Lingshan and cannot have little love...
However, the job of attracting pig demons was too dangerous, and he was very worried about Miss Duan's safety. So he could only say in a tough tone: "Who said that attracting pig demons is coming to you?"
Miss Duan suddenly acted coquettishly: "Didn't you say you wanted to find a beautiful woman?"
"Go away! We still have serious things to do..." Yang Xuanzian really didn't want Miss Duan to follow him again - the pig demon was too dangerous, and he didn't have the power to protect this woman. He could only hope
Miss Duan is well.
Yang Xuanzian said softly: "I'm sorry, Mr. Sun..."
Sun Wukong ignored Yang Xuanbian and said hello to Miss Duan: "Beauty!"
Miss Duan twisted her waist and walked up to Sun Wukong: "Hey... your mouth is so sweet!"
Sun Wukong took the banana and said: "I have always been like this, to tell the truth..."
Miss Duan made an exaggerated and shy look: "My face is red!"
These are all for Yang Xuan's eyes - you see! You don't care about me, I am still very popular! These two unlucky children are both novices in love, and they basically make all the mistakes.
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"It seems better when she is red..." The conversation between Miss Duan and Sun Wukong seemed to be flirting, and the core goal was to stimulate Yang Xuanbian.
Yang Xuan is really envious of this young bird. Miss Duan obviously likes him, so why is she talking and laughing with Sun Wukong, the king of demons now?
"Okay, okay, let's go catch the pig demon..." Yang Xuanzhan took Sun Wukong's hand and was about to pull him aside. It's best to keep him away from Miss Duan.
Chapter completed!