Chapter 259--Surname Yang, Name Wei, Character Hongru, Jianghu Road Name Wang Iron and Steel
Although the mental construction was quite successful, Yang Hongru, as a decent person, still had a bit of stage fright before leaving. There is a famous saying in the women's clothing industry: The number of times for women's clothing is only 0 or ∞. Once you open the door to a new world, you will have a blast.
Out of control, will fall in love with the new version of this ship...
Just like a helpless father on a forum - he has been expressing worry about his son secretly wearing his stockings.
Now that he is standing at the gate of the new world, Yang Hongru feels a little trembling in his heart. Although his memory of time travel will be sealed, he is afraid that this hobby will be brought back - he is a super handsome man.
, it will be a waste of resources if you enter the wrong door!
But for life, for likes, and for energy, Yang Hongru...or Yang Wei is ready to fight.
The mighty Tianlong!
World Honored Ksitigarbha!
Prajna Buddhas!
Kill my inner demon!
Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law!
Yang Wei was heartbroken and finally stuffed his legs into the stockings... Hmm... this feeling...
Monster! You actually disturbed my Taoist heart!
He then installed the wearable silicone cap at the designated location, and it went smoothly... Well... it really is a good thing...
Another inner demon!
Thunder, lightning, wind and fire! Kill!
Yaksha evil spirit! Kill!
Demon Lord and evildoer! Kill!
After various delicate psychological struggles, Yang Wei finally finished his disguise. Then he started to draw eyebrows and eyes according to the instructions of the beauty blogger, and arranged all the arrangements for lipstick, lip gloss, and shaving.
When he finished cleaning up and looked at the mirror, his heart suddenly skipped a beat... Oh my! Who is this little girl? She's plump and pink... It's not impossible to call her a beauty!
Makeup is indeed a magic trick!
Bah! What a wicked way!
I, a mediocre man, turned out to be a beautiful woman after putting on makeup... This is so damn! This is so damn! This world is not worth it!
The most difficult part has passed, and Yang Wei is preparing to go to work with his diners. Walking on the road wearing a skirt gives a feeling of freedom and unrestrainedness,
However, humans are a particularly terrifying creature. In order to survive on this planet, they have evolved super adaptability. Before he had gone far, Yang Wei got used to this subtle feeling of tightness.
(ps. Don’t ask why the author describes it so clearly. If you ask, it’s just written by someone blind! Please don’t go to the group to ask the author for photos of women’s clothing. You will never give them!)
Arriving at the East Courtyard of the Humble Administrator's Garden, Yang Wei's face was full of tangles. If he had kept silent, no one would know that he was a big shot. But once he opened his voice, he would definitely shock the crowd.
He patted his face gently to encourage himself - he didn't dare to exert force because he had a lot of foundation on his face.
"Come on! You are the best!"
"It's Yang Wei who is embarrassed! You are Yang Hongru!"
After a series of psychological suggestions, Yang Wei finally summoned up the courage to find the target customer: "Hello, do you need a tour guide?"
When Yang Wei opens his mouth, he sounds like an old baritone!
There is no problem with the voice. It is very suitable for broadcasting and hosting, and tour guides giving lectures... However, the standard baritone voice is very inconsistent when paired with a princess dress. The huge contrast shocked the target lady.
"Are you... performance art?" The young man's mental receptivity is quite good. After all, there are big bosses at the comic exhibition, and the big bosses at the comic exhibition can almost fake the real thing.
Yang Wei smiled: "In order to make a living... these days, you have to show off all the bells and whistles in order to gain a position. Don't worry, I'm definitely not a concubine... and my business is quite professional, which will definitely make your trip worthwhile."
"Um...what's the price?" After struggling for a while, the young lady finally asked the price.
"We only visit the Humble Administrator's Garden for 50 years. If we add other attractions, it will not exceed 100 for half a day, and 200 for more than half a day... I can help take photos during the tour, and if necessary, I can also provide p-photo services, but you have to add
Money. My charging standard here is three hundred yuan and twenty sheets, which is absolutely professional level. If you are not satisfied, you can continue repairing at any time." Yang Wei introduced skillfully.
His price is much lower than that of so-called professional "escorts". Those professional "escorts" have almost never been to tourist attractions, so you may be curious, what do escorts who don't go to tourist attractions do? In fact, they generally
The workplace is a hotel... There is a poem: The ventriloquist in Beijing is friendly, and the king will not come to court early from now on...
Ahem...
I'm going off the rails. Here Yang Wei just wants to despise some so-called "comrades" who are trying to seduce others... What a surprise! Now labor and management also have hardware!
The young lady asked with a playful expression: "This is not important. What is important is that I can take a picture of you?"
Yang Wei's expression froze: "Okay...and it's free... Do you want trembling hands or fast tone?"
"I have an account! And I'm an outdoor anchor..." The young lady said with a smile: "I think my friends in the live broadcast room will like you very much."
Yang Wei:......
He didn't know whether he should be surprised or embarrassed - of course he was surprised because being a tour guide for an outdoor anchor would give him greater exposure, but he was embarrassed because it was his first time being watched by netizens... Taite Meow
What a shame!
"Does that mean you're going to start a live broadcast soon?" Yang Wei asked.
The young lady nodded: "Of course! Today I will broadcast the live broadcast of Suzhou Gardens! Mr. Tour Guide, today you belong to me... By the way, you don't mind being in the camera yourself, right?"
"Ahem...how could it happen? I couldn't ask for it!" Yang Wei coughed twice in embarrassment. Today you belong to me? What kind of talk is this? Are all anchor ladies so aggressive?
After the negotiation was completed, the anchor lady turned on the live broadcast equipment. With the advancement of technology, the equipment for outdoor anchors has become more and more professional. This anchor lady is not enough in front, and there is no professional team to support her. The installation is very popular.
appearance.
She could only come to Suzhou Gardens alone, and even hired a tour guide... weird.
The anchor lady can understand Yang Wei. If you want to be successful these days, you have to attract attention. Good-looking girls have a natural advantage, while male anchors can only do all kinds of fancy jobs.
"Hello fans, I am the anchor Weiwei... Today I came to the Humble Administrator's Garden, the largest garden in Suzhou. This is our tour guide today... What is your name?" Miss Weiwei asked.
Yang Hongru's eyes occasionally twitched: "My name is Wang Gangtang..."
Wang Gang or something must be a stage name. People are floating in the world, and vests are very important. The so-called murder and arson of Li Feiyu, thousands of people admire Han Tianzun - now he is called Wang Gangtang! How is steel made? That's right!
Starting today, my surname is Yang, my name is Wei, my courtesy name is Hongru... my name is Wang Gangtie!
When the words "My name is Wang Gangtang" popped out of Yang Hongru's mouth, there was a lot of spray in the live broadcast room.
Damn it, boss!
Damn it, boss!
Come here! Take my imperial seal and smash a walnut for Xiu'er!
Cross-dressing bosses invade the tour guide industry...another industry has suffered a tragic fall!
For a time, Weiwei's live broadcast room became a sea of joy, and even the anchor lady in front of her was no longer good. What is the use of a lady?
Various speeches filled the live broadcast room, and the following words were used like a idiom solitaire:
Chapter completed!