Chapter 290--Opening
"Today the wind is warm and the sun is beautiful. In this season when autumn is not yet over and the sky is clear and the clouds are clear, we gather here to let pride burn and let life shine with the light of wisdom."
"With the careful planning of the referee team, the various commanders and the generals, and the strong support of all the soldiers, today - the first polo league of the Grain and Grass Transport Team successfully opened."
"On behalf of the generals and everyone here, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to the referees and athletes who have carefully prepared this league: I would like to extend my cordial greetings and best wishes to you."
"Today we fight on the polo field, and tomorrow we will dance on the battlefield. Dear soldiers, let our young hearts fly, relax our frowns, dare to dream, dare to fight, dare to fly!"
"Today, we will use our young figures to compose the most beautiful and shocking symphony, and we will use our young hearts to present the most beautiful and moving chapter!"
"Now let us welcome Mr. Zhuangjiang with the warmest applause for his opening speech!"
The above-mentioned shameful remarks were all made by Yang Hongru's designated spokesperson, the general's bodyguard, and the second most commanding officer in the whole group - Master Mulanhua.
There is no way, the host usually has to find someone with good looks and a sweet voice... But among the approximately 300 people in the entire grain transport team, there is only one female person.
However, although the quantity of our girls is not large, the best is the quality! Mulan’s appearance is top-notch in the 21st century! Apart from the fact that her skin is a little rough due to wind and sun, it will definitely satisfy you.
Any standard required for beauty.
Let me give you a formula: Hua Mulan’s appearance ≈ Rebanaza Yaya... Now you know how beautiful this girl is, right?
Otherwise, if you don’t marry Hua Mulan through time travel, you will be at a loss when you come to the Northern Wei Dynasty!
With Yang Hongru protecting her, Hua Mulan no longer has to do the trick of "can you tell me whether I am male or female". There are so many soldiers from the same country, Mulan can't hide it even if she wants to!
Anyway, the tent Hua Mulan lives in belongs to Yang Hongru, so it doesn't have much influence on everyone... Who doesn't know that there must be something going on between Hua Mulan and Master Zhuangjiang? And who among the boys in the Mulan clan doesn't know that Master Zhuangjiang and Hua
Mulan is a childhood sweetheart who grew up in the same household?
However, soldiers from other clans expressed disbelief when they heard about Lord Zhuangjiang being bullied by Hua Mulan when he was young. How could Lord Zhuangjiang, a master who can fight ten, be bullied by Hua Mulan?
Damn it!
Unexpectedly, there were actually some idiots among the soldiers who dared to go directly to Yang Hongru and ask about this matter...
"Well... there is something about being bullied by Mulanhua..." Yang Hongru replied with a smile: "By the way, where did you hear about it? Mulan Iron Eagle, right? Okay...
.Got it...go back to training..."
The stupid soldier left Zhuangjiang's tent while muttering, "General Zhuang is so approachable," but he didn't see Yang Hongru gently twisting the brush - just like breaking a soldier's arm.
So the next day, a certain chief from the Mulan clan named "Iron Eagle" broke his arm after falling off his horse. After being treated with howling ghosts and wolves during the Great Witch Festival, he walked out of the general's camp hoarse.
A certain idiot soldier admired General Zhuang more and more.
"It is indeed the great witch festival of the Mulan clan! The medical skills are superb...and look at what our family is like! Weeping like ghosts and wolves howling at the slightest injury, not manly at all!" Tongshi's soldiers covered their faces after hearing the words of the people around them.
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This thing is hopeless!
Is it really good to go to the front line with this IQ?
Do you want to rely on your impressive IQ to make Rouran laugh to death?
Anyone with eyes can tell that this is Zhuang Jiang's revenge on someone who didn't keep the door open... But in the eyes of a certain fool, the painting style turned out to be so harmonious...
From then on, this guy's nickname was decided--Er Lunzi!
But many years later, when the comrades met again, everyone suddenly understood that Brother Erlunzi had become one of the few military chiefs in the Wei Dynasty.
It wasn't until that time that they discovered that the clown was actually me!
The tragic situation of Mulan Tieying made them deeply realize that their general was a guy who smiled on the outside, but his cuts were all black. At the same time, they strengthened their belief - General Zhuang should not be offended!
Whether they can beat the general is another matter. They feel that they can't even beat the mount on his crotch.
When the soldiers were free, they occasionally wrestled to hone their martial arts skills. Pangpang, who was quite humane, would occasionally wrestling with the soldiers. It was common sense that a bear could stand upright, so Pangpang had no problem wrestling with the soldiers.
As long as it doesn't stick out the sharp nails on its claws and doesn't sit on people, there will be almost no dangerous accidents.
Yang Hongru could hit ten of them, but Pangpang could knock down dozens of them... Pangpang's weight made the soldiers despair. The giant panda weighing several hundred kilograms was as big as a small mountain.
Amid the applause of the soldiers, Yang Hongru walked onto the stand wearing a suit of shining silver armor. His level was not high enough and he could not wear gold armor, so he could only wear silver armor to show his power.
Yang Hongru, the god of war, was considered to be the ceiling of the Northern Wei Dynasty's military ranks in terms of appearance. Even the men were envious of Yang Hongru's appearance.
The pursuit of beauty is human nature!
"No more gossip, let's just announce the winning rewards..." Yang Hongru came up with practical information, saying what's the use of those bells and whistles? It's better to just say that the prizes are real!
"I announce! The first game of the group stage has begun!" After Yang Hongru finished speaking, the members of the two teams entered the venue neatly on their own horses.
Polo venues do not need to be specially set up. You can play on grass, on land, on sand, on slopes... As long as there are two goals, you can play!
Members of both teams are wearing their own uniforms. These uniforms were specially designed by Yang Hongru and given to the players to distinguish between ourselves and the enemy and to allow the audience to distinguish between camps.
In order to recover the money from the soldiers, the bad guy Yang Hongru actually started a betting game. The handicap officially endorsed by General Zhuang was very secure, and they didn't think that Yang Hongru would have no money to pay.
So gambling appeared!
Football games and gambling are always interdependent. If a sport wants to attract people, it must be attended by all members. Athletes sweat on the field, and spectators hold lottery tickets in the auditorium. Only in this way can empathy and interaction be formed.
No matter who wins or loses, Yang Hongru, who is sitting in the bank, will definitely make a point. Yang Hongru knows the training level of the soldiers in each building. He himself cannot tell who will win in each game. In addition to the coaching team's ability to dominate the game
, there is almost no difference in the level of the other ten teams.
Who wins and who loses really depends on luck and on-site performance!
Yang Hongru not only accepts bets from cavalry, but also from logistics transport troops and laborers. The laborers have almost been cleansed now, and Yang Hongru will occasionally reward them with some property out of humanitarianism.
After crossing the Great Wall, Yang Hongru will let them go. At that time, they can use the money to do some small business or buy a piece of land to cultivate and become self-cultivators.
Chapter completed!