Chapter Three Hundred and Twelve -- An Neng Can Tell If I'm Male And Female?
For the rest of their lives, Yang Hongru and Hua Mulan became a couple of gods and goddesses. Their footprints spread all over the world, and their legends were spread in countless countries.
Seventy years have passed, and Hua Mulan is already an old woman. Even if Yang Hongru often nourishes her body with spiritual energy, she is too old to walk.
The little girl with yellow hair who once rode a galloping horse is no longer there, replaced by an old grandmother who keeps her word.
The entire Mulan clan only has the Mulan tree. The old lady in the family has the final say. As for the old head of the family, Mulan tree (Yang Hongru) is a mascot!
Although this mascot is the chief priest of the Great Witch Hall, and although this mascot can equal the status of the entire royal family on its own... it still cannot change his status as a mascot in the family.
Hua Mulan has spent her entire life in the favor of Yang Hongru. She dares to announce to the world that she is the happiest woman in the world. Although Yang Hongru is also a hundred years old, he is the Nine-turn Golden Body Finalist after all.
The monk Banla who has left the family has given away several more generations of descendants just by his longevity...
He and Hua Mulan's eldest son, Mulan Park, once held the position of one of the three princes, and he was also good at talking to military commanders. However, he died thirty years ago, and now the children of the grandchildren are in charge of the Mulan clan.
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"Damn old man, how can you be so alive?" Hua Mulan, who was leaning on the recliner, looked at Huhufeng, and Yang Hongru, who was dancing his sword, asked with a faint look of coquettishness between his eyebrows.
Yang Hongru put down his sword: "I am the Great Witch Festival! It is normal to live longer!"
"Hey...old man, I feel like I'm going to die...I seem to see someone coming to pick me up, it's grandpa (father)..." Hua Mulan said with a smile.
After a hundred years of ups and downs, seeing all kinds of customs in the whole world, Hua Mulan, who finally returned to ordinary life, has had enough life. If she hadn't held her breath and competed with Yang Hongru to see who could live longer, Hua Mulan would have died long ago.
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But who would have thought that Yang Hongru, a bad old man, could survive so well? He is an old man over a hundred years old and tougher than his grandson in his sixties! Your great-grandson, who is in his forties and in his prime, can't beat Yang Hongru. How dare you?
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The only person in Mulan's mansion who can compare with Yang Hongru's longevity is the big fat panda. Nourished by Yang Hongru's spiritual energy, that guy has the tendency to transform into a demon... Once he becomes a demon, his life expectancy will increase by a lot.
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"Old man...make me another windmill..." Hua Mulan's cloudy eyes slowly closed, and her slowly rising chest stopped fluctuating.
Yang Hongru was disappointed, and he broke off a wheat straw and started to tie the windmill. He was very good at craftsmanship, and he finished the exquisite windmill in a short time. This windmill is similar to what Hua Mulan snatched from Yang Hongru when she was a child.
are exactly the same.
"Mulan... let's go..." Yang Hongru murmured, and then he called the customer service lady and clicked "Return to the City" to confirm.
The only mission in the world of "Poetry of Mulan" is to make Mulan happy for the rest of her life. Yang Hongru pampered her for a hundred years and let her leave the world with a smile on her face.
The love between childhood sweethearts and childhood sweethearts came to an end. Yang Hongru's soul was brought back to the earth, leaving only Hua Mulan who passed away with a smile and Yang Hongru's body holding her lover in one hand and holding a windmill in the other.
It's useless no matter how strong the body is without a soul. If you don't like it, you can just go to the ground with Mulan.
A dream of Nanke, a dream of Huangliang. Yang Hongru woke up from the bed with a long sigh, and the memory of his alluring love with Mulan was sealed in the treasure box of the Memory Palace.
Generally speaking, the world of "Poetry of Mulan" is relatively leisurely and healthy. Two years of war is not a big deal in a long life of 100 years old.
Because of his intrusion, his twelve years of military service were cut into a fraction - two years. However, precisely because of Rouran's early defeat, countless soldiers who should have died returned safely.
The only thing that made Yang Hongru feel bad was the reward for this time travel. In addition to the most basic energy reward, the extra prizes made him feel full of malice from the world.
Since Yang Hongru was able to travel through time, the rewards he has received have always been on par. The magical power: Send a Child, the reward: physical strengthening, the magical power: mediate creation, and the magical power: the great deception are all very practical gadgets.
But this time he finally suffered the first blackface lottery draw - are you curious about what Yang Hongru got? If you recite "Mulan Poem" again, focus on the last paragraph and you will be able to think of it.
As a reminder, the last paragraph of "Poetry of Mulan" goes like this: The male rabbit's feet are twitching, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred. The two rabbits are walking next to each other, and they can tell whether I am male or female.
are You understand? Do you have an idea? Okay! Announce the lottery results! The reward Yang Hongru drew this time is a talent: An can tell whether I am a male or a female.
Trigger condition: When dressed as a woman, it will cause gender confusion - this is the supreme skill of the cross-dressing master...
Retribution!
This is all retribution!
Brother Yang Wei! Hongru, I can’t help you!
Mulan mistook me! This is definitely the malice of the will of the universe! Does Mulan have any shortcomings because she failed to disguise herself as a man and join the army? But you can't make up for the shortcomings in our Lao Yang!
What use do I need this talent for?
Do you want to become a big boss just by hanging around?
Seal!
This bad talent must be sealed!
Yang Hongru walked out of the bedroom angrily and saw Wang Mengxuan doing stretching exercises on the yoga mat.
This girl is also a night owl, staying up late at night to do yoga! Do you think you can whiten your tanned skin by sweating? Without an old man to whiten your tanned skin, you can only rely on time and cosmetics to restore your tanned skin!
"Hey~ Have you practiced?" Yang Hongru pulled on his flip-flops and tilted his head to admire the impressive scenery of ridges and peaks.
Wang Mengxuan rolled her eyes at Yang Hongru and made a mouthful: "Coward."
Yang Hongru:......
Hey! What a little girl! If this general doesn’t show off his power, are you going to bully me like Rouran?
Yang Hongru stretched out his big hand and started stroking Wang Mengxuan - just as simple and rough as stroking a cat.
"Hey!" Wang Mengxuan struggled desperately, but she could only be humiliated by Yang Hongru's iron arms.
Try your best? A hundred Wang Mengxuan won’t be able to do it!
Wang Mengxuan, who was brutally suppressed, could only give in sadly after being rubbed hard by Yang Hongru, and then returned to her room dejectedly to look at herself in pity.
But soon she ran out in a hurry: "Ahhh! How did you do it? It's white! And it's so evenly white!"
Yang Hongru rubbed his hands on his pants: "Exclusive secret recipe, freshly extracted..."
Wang Mengxuan followed Yang Hongru's hand and looked towards his lower body. Suddenly, the girl suddenly showed an expression of understanding, then her face became extremely strange, and finally turned around and went back to the house to take a shower.
What was she thinking about?
Yang Hongru expressed surprise at the woman's imagination - didn't he just wipe his hands? As for such a big reaction?
No way! She couldn't have mistaken the whitening secret she made up for white, sticky...yoghurt, right?
No way! No way!
Chapter completed!