Chapter 315--Yang eats soft rice and Hongru
After Yang Hongru listened to the fat man's talent show, he suddenly felt that the cocktail in his cup was no longer sweet. If it were not illegal to beat people in a harmonious society, Yang Hongru would really want to hang this guy on a telephone pole.
So combined with various conclusions - this guy's blind date failure is definitely his own fault! If you want a soul mate, why do you want to have a blind date? Do you know that this thing should be done casually?
But this poor guy still needs to be comforted if he fails on a blind date. After all, this is an important lesson in life. If you fail on a blind date for the first time, you need to be comforted - you won't need to in the future, you will get used to it one day!
Yang Hongru asked in confusion: "Why don't you find a good match in the academic circle? Marry a female doctor or something?"
The fat man's face changed: "Brother! I am a male doctor who has such a twisted personality... What is a female doctor like? Especially a female doctor who studies women's literature... Falling in love with them is more tiring than chatting with scholars.
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"What about changing subjects? Why do we have to find someone who also studies literature?" Yang Hongru asked.
The fat man spread his hands: "You should know the male-to-female ratio in science and engineering - the rumor that a couple has three pairs is not a joke. And with the increase in academic qualifications, the male-to-female ratio in science and engineering will become more and more disparate. It's like looking for someone from the same class.
It is very common that those who can still be single after graduating with a Ph.D. are basically those who have frighteningly high standards... Such high-quality talented women will examine their significant other from countless dimensions such as ability, financial resources, personality, quality, outlook on life, etc.
..and then when I could no longer marry, my parents sold her at a discount."
Listening to Fatty's analysis, Yang Hongru felt inexplicably that what he said made sense. Although it was a bit of a generalization, in reality a large number of people were like this...
If Yang Hongru hadn't been outstanding enough, his wife, Ms. Wang, would probably still be alone after graduating with a doctorate.
A good family background, rich academic qualifications, and superb abilities make Wang Mengxuan dismissive of most men. Yang Hongru used his appearance to obliterate any other requirements Wang Mengxuan had for men - in Lao Yang's case
In front of her good looks, other conditions don’t matter!
Looking at the fat man sighing, Yang Hongru could only simply order another dozen beers - or get this guy drunk! This naughty guy has a big heart. A great doctor can get along with students and be called ""
"Fat man"...it can be seen that this guy's adjustment ability is very powerful.
Moreover, this guy has read poetry and books, read hundreds of schools of thought, and knows the essence of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism at his fingertips. If this guy becomes a monk, it won't be a problem for him to be an elder for three years and an abbot for five years - he is the kind of person who has the most wisdom in the eyes of the Buddha.
exist!
After a few more glasses of beer, even though the fat man had a good physique, he was already fit enough. After muttering a bunch of nonsense, he became completely drunk, and was then packed away by Yang Hongru like a sack.
The waitress at the bar was shocked when she saw Yang Hongru easily carrying a fat man weighing more than 200 kilograms - this handsome guy is so strong!
It was still easy to take a taxi in the imperial capital at night. At one o'clock in the night, Yang Hongru left the fat man to die in the family building, and he returned to his apartment to inform the waiter to prepare a rose hot spring for him.
There is a reason for the high price. The service in the serviced apartment is really good - 24-hour butler attentive service. As long as you can afford the money, they can meet most of your requirements.
Yang Hongru has a strong physique, so it's not a big deal if he doesn't rest for several days and nights. After taking a bath to refresh himself, he can prepare to go to work. I guess the fat guy will be late today - who told him to drink so much?
The time before school starts is happy, but the time after the beast returns is painful. Yang Hongru has always felt that even returning to school to work is not unacceptable when students are away.
It's a pity...Whether you want it or not, the beasts have to come back on the day of back-to-school. Fortunately, Yang Hongru is only a subject teacher--don't you see those class teachers, all of them are sighing.
No matter how energetic and energetic they look in front of students, they always have a look of despair when facing their peers.
The class teacher's party will always turn into a party to remember the bitter and sweet memories - Yang Hongru has seen this kind of scene too many times.
Sure enough, the fat man recovered very well after the hangover. After he woke up, he should eat and drink like a normal person. He felt that the guy who was crying like a dumpling before was not the same as him!
"Lao Yang, Lao Yang!" One day before school started, the fat man excitedly found Yang Hongru again.
Yang Hongru made a tactical jump and distanced himself from him: "If you have something to report, then leave the court if you have nothing to do!"
"Did you read Director Zeng's notice?" the fat man asked in a disgraceful manner.
Yang Hongru shook his head: "I haven't seen it yet...what? Has the salary been raised? Or has our class allowance increased?"
"No, no!" The fat man shook his head quickly: "Our Municipal Federation of Trade Unions is going to hold a singles party. All employees from the government and public institutions can participate!"
"Oh..." Yang Hongru rolled his eyes and asked, "So?"
"We two brothers are teaming up!" Fatty said anxiously: "With your good looks and my talent... we are definitely the most handsome guys in the audience!"
Yang Hongru touched the non-existent cold sweat: "Do you have an overestimation of your appearance? Even handsome guys are just average in front of me... You probably won't be the same next to me.
The girl is looking at you!"
"Vulgar! Superficial!" The fat man said righteously: "Your existence is my filter to filter out those women who are associated with appearance! The love I want is pure and the resonance of the soul..."
"So I'm just an old tool?" Yang Hongru asked angrily.
The fat man nodded seriously: "Yes!"
Yang Hongru:......
I have never seen such a shameless person! Are people who use others as tools so obvious?
"No!" Yang Hongru said firmly.
The fat man asked: "Why?"
"First - I already have a girlfriend! Second - I am a temporary employee... I have no part in this activity!" Yang Hongru said with a smile.
The fat man was stunned: "Are you a temporary employee? Bah! You have a girlfriend? When did it happen? Didn't you only come here for half a year? So fast?"
"I can come to this school because my girlfriend's family provided it - otherwise I can come to the attached high school with only a bachelor's degree? The mere academic qualifications can stop me." Yang Hongru said without any concealment.
Anyway, his ability has been recognized by his peers in the school. As long as you have the ability, it doesn't matter how you got in? The only ones that really make people unhappy are the ones who can't do anything and can't do anything!
"How can you still be so generous when you are eating soft food?" The fat man murmured with his mouth wide open.
Yang Hongru shook his hair: "See? This is the benefit of being handsome..."
Poof!
Fatty felt like he had suffered a thousand points of soul damage...
Seeing Yang Hongru's whimpering look, Fatty suddenly felt that the world had become more uneven.
Good guy!
I'm a good guy!
Is Yang Hongru hiding so deeply? He has actually left the organization long ago!
Chapter completed!