Chapter 403--stay in a love apartment
After being released by the police uncle, Yang Hongru had no chance of serving a few days in jail. In order not to become a homeless man sleeping on the streets, in parks, under bridges, and at ATMs, Yang Hongru shamelessly followed Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian back to the love apartment.
The four pillars of life:
We carried guns together,
We passed the window together,
Together with Park Guochang,
We shared the dirt together...
After all, it was a one-night party friendship. The chivalrous and courageous Yang Hongru was also accepted by Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao. Everyone hopes to have a good friend who can fight for their own affairs. As soon as Yang Hongru met Zhang Wei, he dared to give up another man for him.
What kind of character does it look like to go to the hospital?
In the love apartment at this time, Ms. Hu Yifei was helping Mr. Sekiya Samurai pack his clothes while scolding him.
Originally, she wanted the "poor woman" who came to stay overnight to look for Zi Qiao to see the spirit of men other than Zi Qiao, but she never expected... Such a good thing would be completely ruined by Guan Gu!
"Guan Gu! I really belong to you! I asked you to play the role of a samurai, but why did you play the role of a changeling?" Hu Yifei asked angrily.
Because Guan Gu was so excited, Hua Xia couldn't speak fluently: "No! It's that cat... I'm holding a knife... Anyway... this is a misunderstanding!"
Brother Samurai finally gave up the struggle: "Oh my God! I couldn't even wash it off if I jumped into the sea of neon!"
At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao pushed the door open and entered.
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his chin: "Introducing a new friend - Yang Hongru, Teacher Yang. This guy I met in the bar yesterday had his luggage and wallet stolen by thieves, and only an ID card was left in his body. We think he is pitiful
, let him stay in the love apartment temporarily."
Hu Yifei was shocked: "You guys are really good! Others can pick up stray cats and dogs at most, but you are better off...bringing a homeless man home directly!"
Yang Hongru stretched out his hand and said like a gentleman: "Hello, Ms. Hu, I have long heard from Ziqiao and Xiaoxian that their neighbor is a gentle, warm and kind lady. She is so famous that it is better to meet her... I didn't expect you, Ms. Hu, to be so famous."
So beautiful and touching.”
"Ah...hahaha...it's not as good as you said? Teacher Yang must have worked hard all the way! Are you thirsty? Are you hungry?" Hu Yifei covered her mouth and laughed.
Yang Hongru smiled and said: "I drank at the police station just after my heroic act...Thank you for your kindness. Don't worry, I am definitely a good person..."
"Teacher Yang looks like a knowledgeable, well-educated and high-quality talent, unlike some guys... who always get into trouble!" Hu Yifei said pointedly.
Zeng Xiaoxian said in surprise: "Wow! You know this!"
Then he looked left and right, searching: "Is Zhang Wei back?"
Lu Ziqiao touched Zeng Xiaoxian and asked him not to expose himself so obviously.
"Zhang Wei? What's wrong with Zhang Wei?" Hu Yifei asked curiously.
Lu Ziqiao looked melancholy and said: "After the bachelor's night party last night, we attended his wedding together. However, the wedding venue was destroyed, and the bride's childhood sweetheart came to steal the wedding..."
"Wow! Is it so exciting? This is a plot that only appears in romance novels!" Hu Yifei clapped her hands excitedly: "Then what?"
"Then... that bamboo horse was hit on the back of the head by Brother Yang with a bottle of wine, and finally... that guy was kicked by Teacher Yang and went to the hospital to recuperate." Lu Ziqiao pursed her lips and smiled bitterly: "Zhang Wei is homeless, so he probably has no home.
Will live in a love apartment..."
Hu Yifei looked at Yang Hongru suspiciously, and Yang Hongru waved his hand innocently: "The scene was so infuriating at that time, a couple of sex workers really didn't take Zhang Wei seriously. I was so angry that I took action... Don't worry, that is
Slight injury, otherwise I would still be taking notes at the police station..."
Before Yang Hongru could finish his explanation, Hu Yifei slapped Yang Hongru on the back: "Well done! Our love apartment has always been about helping relatives and not helping others! Welcome to live in the love apartment!"
Yang Hongru smiled awkwardly and said, "Are you so careless?"
Zeng Xiaoxian asked: "By the way...what trouble are you talking about? Isn't it Zhang Wei?"
Hu Yifei accused: "It's all you! Lu Ziqiao! You deceived the ignorant girl, and everyone came to your home!"
Lu Ziqiao frowned slightly: "Deceiving an ignorant girl? Which one are you talking about?"
Hu Yifei was so angry that her balloon was one size bigger...
Zeng Xiaoxian was even more angry: "You pretended to go to the toilet last night just to deceive the ignorant girl?"
Yang Hongru raised his little hands: "I can testify that Zi Qiao was innocent last night... He simply went to the toilet to vomit."
"How do you know?" Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao asked in unison.
Yang Hongru said quietly: "I was in the toilet at that time, and I didn't close the door..."
Lu Ziqiao:......
At this time, a graceful figure walked out from the balcony. Hu Yifei raised her chin and signaled: "No!"
Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao turned around at the same time, Lu Ziqiao's expression changed, and Zeng Xiaoxian leaned back.
The scene at this time was quite strange. The young woman and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other affectionately. For a moment, the apartment was enveloped by a low pressure, and everyone was silent.
Lu Ziqiao walked slowly to the woman, took a deep breath and asked in a low voice: "Why are you here?"
A standard idol theater scene! Zeng, Hu, Yang, and Guangu immediately entered the theater viewing mode and sneaked to the door to watch the bloody little theater.
The woman opposite Zi Qiao also took a deep breath: "Ziqiao..."
Guangu sighed bitterly: "Ah...what a tragedy..."
Suddenly, Zi Qiao broke the low pressure. He changed his fluent Trump voice and said plaintively: "Little aunt, you didn't tell me earlier that you were here!"
Watching the excitement, Zeng Xiaoxian, Hu Yifei and Guan Guqiu felt as if they were struck by lightning: "Little aunt?!"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yang Hongru and asked, "Aren't you surprised?"
"I'm not surprised... When I was a teacher, I met two children at the same table. One was the biological uncle of the other... calmly and calmly. But I still admire Ziqiao's grandma." Yang Hongru's face changed.
He said with an expression that looked like a bastard.
The woman also asked in a Trump-like manner: "Why did you come back? Your mother asked you to help me rent a house!"
Zeng Xiaoxian stood next to Hu Yifei and asked: "Is this the ignorant girl you are talking about?"
Lu Ziqiao introduced carelessly: "This is my little aunt - Tang Youyou..."
Tang Youyou smiled and said: "We already know each other, this is Yifei...this is..."
Tang Youyou pointed at Guan Gu and kept tangled in the magic, Hu Yifei said: "This is a change!"
"I'm not!" Guangu said angrily.
Hu Yifei still felt that this scene was too dreamy, and she asked curiously: "Are you really relatives?"
"It's true! I am his mother's thirteenth sister!" Tang Youyou explained seriously.
Lu Ziqiao said helplessly: "She is really my mother's thirteenth sister! Although I don't want to admit it!"
Tang Youyou looked arrogant and said: "But I will always be your little aunt! Be good~"
Zeng Xiaoxian: Your mother is really evil!
Hu Yifei: How evil!
Sekiya Miraculous:Who the fuck...?
Yang Hongru said calmly: See you soon!
The misunderstanding ended like this, and everyone started to help Tang Youyou move. Tang Youyou's luggage from the set was also retrieved, and she moved into 3601 smoothly.
As for the penniless Yang Hongru, he temporarily lives in the study room of 3601. This house used to be Zeng Xiaoxian's suite, but in the first season, Zeng Xiaoxian moved out and went to 3602 after returning.
Zhang Wei also moved here. He moved into 3602 and became roommates with Guan Gu, Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian. 3602 successfully became a monk in the temple - all gentlemen!
Because Yang Hongru was living on a temporary basis, Hu Yifei and Tang Youyou still had to pay rent for four suites. In order to reduce financial pressure, Hu Yifei decided to recruit roommates to share the rent.
Lu Ziqiao was playing on the computer and came across Hu Yifei's notice calling for roommates: "Yifei... isn't there a big living person in your apartment? Let him share the rent!"
"You mean Teacher Yang? He is poorer than you! He is looking for a job recently... Let's put this matter on the agenda after he finds a job!" Hu Yifei sighed: "What a good person! Why are you so unlucky?
Woolen cloth?"
"It shouldn't be! Teacher Yang is so strong, can't it be easy to find a job?" Lu Ziqiao wondered.
Tang Youyou came over at this time, and her big-mouthed characteristics were fully displayed: "I know, I know! Teacher Yang's undergraduate degree certificate, graduation certificate, master's degree certificate, teacher qualification certificate, Mandarin certificate, and college level 4 and 6 certificates
...etc. were all stolen. So many units refused to recruit him when they heard that he had nothing."
Lu Ziqiao looked at Hu Yifei: "I always feel that Teacher Yang has the aura of a charlatan... He can't be a liar, right?"
"Liar? Are the barriers to entry for liars so high now? Last night he gave me an overview of educational psychology and pedagogy... He spoke better than our professors!" Hu Yifei is taking the Ph.D. exam, and she also wants to
During her Ph.D. studies, she earned extra money by working as a teaching assistant, so from time to time she asked a teacher named Yang in a certain profession for advice on how to become a teacher.
You won’t know if you don’t ask, but you will be shocked when you ask. Hu Yifei feels that Yang Hongru is better than the professors in professional courses when explaining these contents. Whether it is theoretical skills or teaching procedures, he is the best among the best without exception.
If you have such strength, you still need to be a liar? Hu Yifei definitely doesn’t believe it!
Lu Ziqiao said: "If you lose your ID, just go and get a replacement..."
"Do you think these things are so easy to mend?" Hu Yifei glanced at Lu Ziqiao.
Zi Qiao chuckled: "Isn't it just to apply for a new certificate? Little problem! Xiao Hei downstairs will bring out the exact same certificate for you in minutes! Anyway, Teacher Yang really has these certificates, Xiao Hei is not applying for a fake certificate."
At this time Yang Hongru came back happily, and Hu Yifei asked: "Teacher Yang, have you found a job?"
Yang Hongru nodded: "First find a job as a tutor."
"Tutor? How much is the salary?" Lu Ziqiao asked while sipping a Coke.
Yang Hongru held out two fingers, and Lu Ziqiao said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad! It's two hundred per class. If you work harder, you can still make ends meet."
"Two thousand per class, daily payment...Each class is one hour, nine classes a week, thirty-six classes a month. If bonuses are included, the employer is willing to pay one hundred thousand. By the way, there is an Audi downstairs.
..That is the car assigned to me by the boss. If any of you need it, you can drive it. The car key is on the coffee table in the suite." Yang Hongru said calmly.
Lu Ziqiao:......
Hu Yifei:......
Tang Youyou:......
Brother! How can you find a job with a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan after just two days of wandering around? What kind of salary does a tutor have? This is too magical realism, isn't it?
Chapter completed!