Chapter 409--Zeng Xiaoxian's razor
Ever since Zhang Wei got the nickname "Zhang Yida", he has been counting chewing gum like crazy every day.
"She will come today..."
Zhang Wei muttered while throwing a piece of chewing gum into the bottle;
"She won't come back today..."
Zhang Wei threw another chewing gum into the bottle;
Others tear off rose petals, which is beautiful and random. But Zhang Wei, a weirdo, just counts chewing gum... There are a lot of these things. No matter how many times I count, I can't count out the flowers!
Guan Gu looked at Yang Hongru, who was sitting aside and looking at Zhang Wei with a fatherly look, and asked: "Zhang Wei didn't take any medicine today? This is already the third day..."
Yang Hongru nodded: "Brother Wei, are you looking at this chewing gum? It's numb and wrinkled... and you won't stop until you roll it out and pat it out?"
"So cruel? Take out your brains..." Guan Gu's Chinese dialect is a double-edged sword, and his hearing alone is always a joke.
Yang Hongru is a professional Chinese teacher, and Guan Gu always consults Yang Hongru and Jin Xiong. When Yang Hongru was teaching Guangu Chinese, he also learned Neon from him. Neon is a very important language. By learning Neon
Hongyu, Yang Hongru discovered that the translations of many movies were compiled by blind subtitle groups... This kind of crazy behavior is most rampant in the category of action movies!
Nowadays, Yang Hongru hardly needs subtitles when watching action movies. Yang Hongru has also learned almost all the basic vocabulary.
However, because of learning neon language, Yang Hongru was deprived of the right to watch TV in 3601 by Hu Yifei. After all, the babbling voice was a bit immoral. Anyway, Yang Hongru found that since he learned Japanese, the two girls in 3601 blushed every day.
Red.
This is also why Yang Hongru will appear in 3602 recently. This is the monk temple. When learning neon language here, a few more classmates will criticize the movie together... That's right! It's criticism! Anyway, Lu Ziqiao has always emphasized this
of.
"Packing out patina is a special Chinese culture. Have you ever seen someone playing with walnuts? Through constant playing, the body's oils will penetrate into the inside of the walnuts and turn them into jade... This process is p-a-n-pan.
." Yang Hongru explained.
Guangu quickly wrote down the knowledge points: "Oh, you will die if you search! Live and learn until you are old! Chinese culture is indeed broad and profound!"
"Zhang Wei! Why are you counting this thing?" Yang Hongru asked, Guan Gu nodded in agreement.
Zhang Wei said nonchalantly: "I have counted several times, but she never comes back. I am not willing to accept it... I believe that as long as I count until she comes, she will appear in front of me."
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Yang Hongru nodded: "As the saying goes, where sincerity reaches, gold and stone can open the door - your sincerity will definitely move the heavens. Look! Flying saucer!"
Zhang Wei's eyes immediately followed Yang Hongru's fingers. Yang Hongru quickly grabbed a piece of chewing gum and threw it out of the window.
"Count it! Don't worry! The flying saucer just now is the messenger sent by heaven. It is here to tell you that your sincerity has moved the heaven and the earth." Yang Hongru said deceptively.
Guan Guqingqiu was stunned by Yang Hongru's horse flea operation. How could he still play like this? The language art of the Chinese people became more and more profound in his eyes - it turned out that mental retardation could be understood as affection. This wave of Yang
Hongru's skills were so impressive that his scalp went numb.
"Dong. Dong. Dong." As soon as Yang Hongru finished speaking, there was a knock on the door.
Zhang Weifei ran to open the door to greet the guests, only to find Zeng Xiaoxian standing outside the door.
"Teacher Zeng..." Zhang Wei greeted weakly.
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said, "I forgot my key. Who do you think it is?"
"If that girl doesn't come, he will squeeze the gum until it reflects the light..." Guangu said mysteriously.
"Ouch...you're talking about Qin Yumo!" Zeng Xiaoxian said suddenly. Two days ago, Zhang Wei was caught in the "Yida Ambiguous Incident" and couldn't extricate himself. Unexpectedly, he hadn't come out yet.
Zhang Wei looked confused: "Qin Yumo? Who is Qin Yumo?"
"You don't even know other people's names, so why are you still being so sentimental here?" Zeng Xiaoxian mocked.
Zhang Wei asked dissatisfiedly: "How did you know?"
"When you went to the library yesterday, she came here!" Zeng Xiaoxian told calmly.
The sun shone brightly immediately for Zhang Wei. The sky cleared and the rain stopped, and he felt that he could do it again.
"I knew it! She would definitely look for a chance to see me. What did she say?" Zhang Wei asked.
Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a moment: "Let me think about it...she seems to have never mentioned you at all!"
Zhang Wei was surprised, Zhang Wei was desperate, Zhang Wei was autistic.
"Yesterday afternoon, I was watching TV at home when I heard a knock on the door. As soon as I opened the door, I saw Qin Yumo standing at the door wearing only a bath towel." Zeng Xiaoxian said with flashing eyes.
Zhang Wei's face is full of despair - No! His goddess Yida!
"She said her water heater was broken, so she wanted to take a bath at our place," Zeng Xiaoxian recounted.
Guangu suddenly jumped up: "Nani? Do you agree to a strange girl taking a bath in our bathroom?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said righteously: "How could I agree? I tried my best to stop her..."
Yang Hongru quietly added the blow: "Then it failed, right?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said awkwardly: "After all, people are quite pitiful. A girl is standing in front of your house wearing a bath towel and wants to take a bath at your house... Will you refuse with a stone heart?"
Guan Gu was unable to complain, while Yang Hongru nodded seriously: "As a gentleman, this time I will stand by Teacher Zeng... But next time something good like this happens, you must call me!"
"No problem!" Zeng Xiaoxian gave Yang Hongru a look and continued: "Then I sat on the sofa and read a book... Qin Yumo actually invited me in! Come in! After a fierce ideological struggle..."
"You still went in..." Guan Gu answered this time, and he could tell that Zeng Xiaoxian had no bottom line this time.
Zeng Xiaoxian used her radio host skills to create an atmosphere: "Do you know what she said to me after I entered?"
"I only care about...what did you see...you know about our broken curtain." Yang Hongru pursed his lips and asked.
That's right! Yang Hongru usually takes a bath in 3602. After all, the other two residents in 3601 are girls. Whether Yang Hongru locks the door when taking a bath is a very serious problem.
Zeng Xiaoxian showed a Sima expression: "You are questioning my character...you...you are not a teacher in vain."
"Guan Guan Jiujiu, in the River Continent. A graceful lady, a gentleman is very good-looking... Besides, the beauty in the world needs to be appreciated by those who know how to appreciate it. I am an appreciator of beauty!" Yang Hongru said eloquently.
Zeng Xiaoxian ignored Yang Hongru: "Qin Yumo actually asked me to borrow a razor!"
"Razor?" Guangu was shocked.
Zhang Wei was even more shocked: "No way! Did you give it to her?"
"Besides! I have mysophobia, okay? Besides... things like razors are very personal!" Zeng Xiaoxian said righteously.
"So... you still lent it to her, right?" Guan Gu finally saw through Zeng Xiaoxian - screw his mysophobia, it's all an excuse!
Zeng Xiaoxian quibbled: "I...don't mention how hesitant I was at the time. In the end...when she finished taking a shower, she took away all my razors. In this way, my razors became hers."
It’s a private collection. Although I’m a little reluctant to part with it, but...fine! I can accept it!”
Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian's shameless expression, Guan Gu felt a chill.
Zhang Wei still felt unbelievable: "She really didn't mention me?"
Zeng Xiaoxian sighed and patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "Face reality! Life is often much more serious than those idol dramas."
Guangu said painfully: "I still can't accept it..."
"I know! Only people with close relationships would do such a thing!" Zeng Xiaoxian pushed Guangu in a mean manner.
Guangu Qiqi said seriously: "No matter how close the relationship is, it won't work! This is not hygienic!"
Zeng Xiaoxian explained: "She may have a crush on me! Or for some other reason... You have to know that girls are very blind when chasing stars. When they get crazy, they may even collect my shaved beard."
Hearing this, Guan Gu became even more disgusted with the cold... He couldn't stand the environment and retreated quickly, but Yang Hongru thought it was okay.
But Qin Yumo really covets Zeng Xiaoxian's beauty? I guess this is Hu Yifei's plan again, right?
"Impossible!" Zhang Wei complained on behalf of Qin Yu: "She is an educated girl, she is not who you said she is!"
Looking at the two people fighting among themselves, Yang Hongru seemed to understand Hu Yifei's plan.
One peach kills three soldiers, divide them and defeat them one by one!
Chapter completed!