Chapter 467 -- The Mole's Tale
"It's so weird that I can't die no matter what!" Guan Gu magically said after wiping a handful of blood.
At this time, Yang Hongru came in from the outside with his younger brother: "It's okay! I am the God of this world - Yifei asked me to forcefully arrange it. If Youyou doesn't want you to die, you will never die."
Guan Gu was shocked: "Is this okay? Isn't it too much?"
Yang Hongru pointed to his side: "Look who this is..."
The translucent Hu Yifei appeared, and Tang Youyou said in shock: "Sister Yifei? Aren't you dead?"
Hu Yifei nodded matter-of-factly and said: "Yes... Look, I am in a dead ball state now. Oh... By the way, I still need an aperture, right? My surname is Yang! Hurry up and arrange it!"
Yang Hongru hurriedly snapped his fingers, and a holy halo of light appeared above Hu Yifei's head. Hu Yifei shrugged: "Is it reasonable this time?"
"Sister Yifei, you were killed just like that? Teacher Yang didn't arrange a resurrection session for you?" Tang Youyou asked.
Hu Yifei was angry: "After many requests, the guy named Yang still refused to allow me to return...but he did allow me to come on at the end to join in the fun."
Tang Youyou:......
Guan Gu magically said: "Yifei is dead, Teacher Zeng was caught, Yoyo's beauty trap failed, and I am on the verge of death... Teacher Yang and Zhang Wei are villains. This Mr. Yi must not be able to kill..."
Yang Hongru said with a smile: "Hey! Where are you now? There are little sparks of revolution. Who in the world is disobedient to justice?"
Tang Youyou was shocked and said: "Teacher Yang! You are not an undercover agent, are you?"
"No! I am really a pure villain in this event...but Teacher Zeng should take action." Yang Hongru took an apple from Guan Gu's magical table and walked away.
Sure enough, not long after Yang Hongru left, Tang Youyou received a letter asking for help from Zeng Xiaoxian. The letter specifically stated that Youyou should bring Western food.
Tang Youyou and Guangu looked confused - Western food? This guy is already in the cell and still thinking about little Bourgeois?
However, because it was getting late when I received the letter, and the current situation was turbulent, all the Western restaurants on the street were closed. So Tang Youyou, who had a clear mind, found an alternative version of "half Western food".
At the same time, Zeng Xiaoxian endured severe torture in prison. The jailer said viciously: "If you confess, you will be given leniency! If you resist, you will be given severe punishment! Tell me! What is your name?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly: "My name is... My name is Jackie Chan..."
The jailer gave Zeng Xiaoxian a hard blow: "Why don't you call me Chen Zhen? Please show a more correct attitude! Tell me! What is your name?"
Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth was bleeding: "I...my name is Chen Zhen!"
The jailer coldly held up the soldering iron and placed it in front of Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes. Zeng Xiaoxian quickly shouted loudly: "I said...I said! My name is Brother Zeng...Believe me! You believe me! My real name is Brother Zeng."
!You believe me!"
At this time, a corpse lying by the window suddenly sat up and shook its hair coolly.
Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly: "Look...I said you believed me..."
The torture was fruitless, and Zeng Xiaoxian was thrown into prison again. Tang Youyou and Guan Gu Qingqi opened the back door and walked in thanks to Guangu Qingqing's relationship.
As soon as he saw Tang Youyou, Zeng Xiaoxian burst into tears: "Youyou! You came to see me!"
Then he saw Guangu and said, "When did you two get together? Speaking of Comrade Guangu, you seem to be bleeding!"
Guan Guqingqi smiled nonchalantly and said: "It won't be a problem if it bleeds a little..."
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly, and then asked Tang Youyou in a low voice: "Did you bring the things?"
Tang Youyou said: "You asked me to bring Western food, but I searched for a long time and there was only one noodle shop nearby owned by a master chef. This kind of noodles is famous far and wide, and it is very convenient to eat."
When Zeng Xiaoxian opened the bag, he was immediately shocked: "Master, is your surname Kang? I asked you to bring Western food! You brought me instant noodles? Why don't you understand? I thought you were bringing Western food, but in fact you are asking for a spoon!"
Guan Gu magically asked: "Are you going to commit suicide with a spoon? To prevent the enemy from extracting information through torture?"
Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes flashed and he said: "I want to escape from prison!"
"Prison break?!" Tang Youyou and Guangu Qixi shouted in surprise.
Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened that he cried out: "Shh..."
Guan Gu magically asked: "How long will it take you to dig a tunnel with a spoon?"
"But now I don't even have a spoon!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a sad face.
Tang Youyou said confidently: "You can use instant noodles! Teacher Yang can use instant noodles to break the lock. A pack of instant noodles can open half of a community."
"Is Lao Yang an earthling? I have always suspected that he is from an alien planet! Can normal people allow us to travel through dreams? Is there a method that earthlings can use?" Zeng Xiaoxian was annoyed.
Guan Gu magically took a look into the prison: "Well... if you don't have a spoon, you can try that..."
Following Guan Gu's magical hand, Zeng Xiaoxian looked back and saw a shovel standing alone behind his father.
Zeng Xiaoxian pretended to be disgusted and said: "If there is no spoon...a shovel will barely do."
Tang Youyou said worriedly: "But the terrain here is complicated, and it is basically impossible to escape."
Zeng Xiaoxian looked up to the sky and smiled: "Hahaha...unless I designed this prison."
As he spoke, he took off his shirt, and Zeng Xiaoxian had a huge pattern tattooed on his back, including a topographic map.
So Zeng Xiaoxian started the "Gopher's Story" small theater, digging and digging, digging and digging... finally he dug to another place.
Getting out from under a broken mat, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled mischievously: "All hard work pays off, I know I will succeed!"
When he emerged from the hole in the ground, he was stunned - why was he still in prison? But looking at the prison whose style was completely different from his, Zeng Xiaoxian felt very strange.
The decoration of this cell was simply luxurious, with toilets, bathtubs, sofas, and a medium-sized oil painting hanging on the wall. After walking a few steps, he saw Qin Yumo wearing a cheongsam and makeup.
"Yu Mo? Why are you here?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in shock.
Qin Yumo said calmly: "Of course he was arrested by Mr. Yi and became a prisoner!"
"We are both prisoners, so how come there is such a big difference in treatment?" Zeng Xiaoxian said gloomily: "Is there any humanity left?"
Qin Yumo asked: "What did you commit?"
"Of course it's Mr. Assassination Yi! Aren't you?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.
Qin Yumo shook his head: "Of course not... Yifei was willing to do the fighting and killing. I originally wanted to experience life in the Republic of China, but Mr. Yi shamelessly pursued me. Get rid of it! That's Lu Ziqiao's face,
How could I agree? So he locked me up here and asked me to think about it..."
"What? Mr. Yi is Zi Qiao?" Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked again.
Qin Yumo asked: "Don't you know? But this Zi Qiao is not a real person, he should be an NPC designed by Teacher Yang... He is also really evil. Is this because Zi Qiao didn't come back to whip corpses?
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"Then you dig it out with me!" Zeng Xiaoxian suggested.
Qin Yumo wondered: "Why dig? If I want to go out, I can just shout and an eight-carriage car will take me out."
"Then get out quickly!" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily: "We have to kill Mr. Yi! My son... Bah! Yifei has been killed by Mr. Yi. As her best friend, don't you want to avenge her?"
Chapter completed!