"Ride on my beloved three-bouncer,

Living my happy little life,

There are so many red bills in my pocket,

Marry a beautiful and virtuous wife,

Give birth to a lively and cute baby,

I am so happy that I smile like a fool,

The eldest sister next door slapped me,

It turns out it was a dream that made me drool all over the floor..."

This is a song written by Yang Hongru himself - it's called "Song of Happiness", and the implication is that life is so bad, it's better to have a beautiful dream, where you can have everything. (You can't find this, I made it up like a fool)

After playing the single twice, Yang Hongru came to the master's home.

After knowing Tuashi for such a long time, he has never been to his home! Oh my God! How could he forget such a big thing? Is this his home? No! This is the source of happiness!

"Ding dong!"

Yang Hongru rang the doorbell, and Bai Ze, who had naturally curly hair, opened the door for Yang Hongru. Bai Ze turned around and ran away: "Help! The God of Death is coming!"

When Yang Hongru was powerful in Nanzhanbu and Beiju Luzhou, Bai Ze was still a child... This Bai Ze was not one of the top ten demon saints. That Bai Ze really had no shame in rubbing shoulders with the master's family!

In the shadow of the human life tree, Yang Hongru has a lot of blood debts from the demon clan in his hands!

Yang Hongru, a quasi-saint-level demon clan, hammered several of them, and in the end they were all taken to the Heavenly Court for exhibition. But who doesn’t know that none of the captured demon ancestors came back alive!

The four characters "Zhenwu Emperor" mean the patron saint in Nanzhanbuzhou, and in Beijuluzhou it means the death-rushing ghost!

When Xiao Baize was young, the elders used to scare the younger ones by saying, "If you don't obey me, Emperor Zhenwu will come at night with the Demon Sword!"

As soon as these words came out, all the little fairies became honest.

Emperor Zhenwu can be called the childhood nightmare of the little monster in Luzhou, Beiju. The childhood of any little monster is incomplete without being frightened by his elders with Emperor Zhenwu.

Obviously, Bai Ze has gone through the compulsory education of the demon clan and knows how terrifying the words "Emperor Zhenwu" are.

Yang Hongru touched his nose--As for it? As for it? I have not been the Patriarch of Demon Slut for many years! Is such a big reaction really good?

Anyway, the door has been opened, and Yang Hongru walked briskly to the master's house. Sitting in the living room watching TV was Hong Boy. When Hong Boy saw Yang Hongru coming, he quickly stood up and greeted: "Great Emperor!"

"Well... read on, don't be formal! I was invited by the master to be your tutor!" Yang Hongru said with a smile.

Tutor? Who to teach? Nezha? Dragon Girl?

Danger!

Hong Hai'er's face changed drastically - he didn't care, he got perfect scores in all subjects. But his good friend Long Nu suffered a disaster! The founder of Jiutian Dangmo became a tutor? The opening of the movie "The Sword" after a disagreement?

"You have tea...I'll go find the master!" Hong Hai'er quickly jumped up from the sofa. Where was he looking for the master? He was telling the dragon girl to run away!

How could Yang Hongru let Red Boy stop him? He pointed lightly: "Define!"

Hong Hai'er was immediately frozen in place - even the master couldn't break free from the immobilization method, so Hong Hai'er didn't even think about struggling.

"Great Emperor...what are you doing?" Honghai'er asked pretending to be aggrieved.

"Of course, to prevent you from snitching! Surprises are about to come unexpectedly!" Yang Hongru said with a smile.

It’s over! My friend!

Dragon Girl! It’s not that I can’t help Red Boy! It’s that the enemy is too powerful!

The master went to work, and Nezha and Longnu were having fun outside.

When they got home, they found a man sitting on the sofa reading a newspaper.

Yeah? A visitor is coming?

The two people walked forward, passing by Hong Hai'er who was frozen - they saw Hong Hai'er blinking wildly as if having a convulsion.

"Go quickly! Go quickly! Leave me alone! Retreat quickly!" Red Boy shouted crazily in his heart - but his realm was not as good as that of a master. He couldn't even make a sound and could only move his eyelids.

"Emperor!"

"Emperor!"

Nezha and Longnu greeted Yang Hongru after seeing him. When Yang Hongru heard that the real owner was back, he laughed and said: "You are back? Since you are back... then we can continue the next activities."

Long Nu and Nezha asked without knowing why: "What's next?"

"Yes...entrusted by the master, I will be your tutor. Whether it is your math, Chinese, English or nature...I will be here to tutor you." Yang Hongru said.

The expressions of Long Nu and Nezha suddenly changed - this man is not as easy to fool as Bai Ze! This is a big man who would be defeated even by a master! Let alone juniors like them!

"Great Emperor! Our results are pretty good..." Dragon Girl said with a smile on her face.

Nezha nodded crazily: "Yeah...the exercises for the first grade of elementary school are very simple..."

After the last overturn, Yang Hongru learned the hard way after going back. He frantically flipped through the recycled elementary school textbooks and finally figured out the nature of the new era elementary school questions!

There is a weird logic in the questions for elementary school students. Adults will be driven crazy when they see this kind of questions and don't solve them according to this weird logic.

For example, when you calculated the mass of the sun last time... no matter how you calculated it, it was wrong. The correct idea turned out to be apples! It's very nonsense when you think about it!

But this is the logic of the questions for primary school students. This makes you feel convinced!

However, Yang Hongru is no longer the Wu Xia Amen of the past! He has evolved! He has made progress! He has grown!

Isn’t it just a first grade question? If you are a second grader, don’t be afraid!

Wahahahaha!

As the saying goes, "Learn until you are old, live until you are old..." Yang Hongru felt that after re-learning elementary school knowledge, his three views were re-established.

fine!

New every day, new every day, new every day!

Every day is new!

This is the foundation for tutoring elementary school students... What kind of enlightenment? Bullshit! He overturned last time! That supercomputer is still left in the basement of his house.

Yang Hongru was prepared to take care of this thing when he had time. It was a high-tech thing, and it would be a waste to let it rust.

Seeing that they could not escape the fate of being trained by Emperor Zhenwu, Longnu and Nezha felt that they had lost the color of their lives. Even the New Year could not save their vicissitudes of life!

Alas...good and evil will be rewarded in the end.

It’s not that I won’t retaliate, the time has not yet come!

However, although the Daohua Dao is not very helpful in solving problems, it is really helpful in teaching children.

Bai Ze can at most explain the knowledge clearly, but Yang Hongru can use the Dao of Education to directly create a world for them to enter and experience.

Take English words as an example. Yang Hongru created a world of words. Nezha and Longnu are two adventurers who need to defeat enemies one by one.

In this world, only by reciting the enemy's true name can you find the enemy's weaknesses and defeat them. But the enemy's true name is their English translation...

For example, when the dragon girl faces an enemy named March, she must recite the spelling of "march" when attacking, otherwise the enemy will be invincible.

If you can't memorize it...I'm sorry...your enemies will tell you with an iron fist what the power of knowledge is!

An hour later, Longnu and Nezha returned from the experience world with bruises and bruises.

Yang Hongru took out another set of vocabulary test papers and threw them to the two bad students.

This time, they wrote the words with great energy, and the words came out with a click. When they wrote the words, they were accompanied by trembling, gnashing of teeth, and rubbing their eye sockets...

After the answer sheet was completed, assistant teacher Bai Ze helped Yang Hongru mark the answer sheet - all correct!

It’s all right!

Oh my gosh!
Chapter completed!