Chapter 663 -- New Years and Gifts
During the New Year, a certain useless cat would have enhanced mana with the blessing of good luck. Therefore, in order to prevent a certain useless cat from going out to cause havoc, Yang Hongru directly kept it by his side for management.
"Master! I want to go out and destroy! I feel the surge of power in my whole body! Ouch! Nian Beast is about to stand up!" Nian Beast, who had inflated his fist, shouted with confidence.
Yang Hongru glanced at the still petite Nian Beast and said, "That's an illusion..."
"But...Master! I always want to kick something to pieces! I want to destroy it!" Nian Beast said aggrievedly.
Yang Hongru touched his chin: "Hmm... That makes sense. It is indeed instinct and nature for the Nian beast to cause trouble during the Chinese New Year."
Then he put the Nian beast on the sofa and said: "Well... scratch it! Anyway, it's the sofa at Tuashi's house..."
A passing scholar:......
Why do you let your cat scratch my sofa? Why? How can there be such a reason in the world?
Nian Beast also looked at Yang Hongru with the eyes of Erque - ever since he raised Nian Beast as a cat, Nian Beast's personality has become closer and closer to that of a cat master - even the way he looks at people is getting closer to that of a cat master!
Yang Hongru said calmly: "Can't you?"
Then he saw Tuas preparing candies, biscuits and snacks for the New Year.
Yang Hongru pointed his finger out of thin air, and these snacks, candies and biscuits transformed: houses made of biscuits, little people made of candies, streets made of snacks...
In the blink of an eye, the living room of the master's house turned into a small town made of food in a fairy tale kingdom. However, this small town is really small--so small that even the Nian beast jumped into it and turned into a giant in proportion!
Nian's eyes lit up, and after seeing this food town, the desire for destruction in his heart could no longer be suppressed.
"Meow! I am Uncle Nian Beast! Weak humans! Kneel down before me! I want to eat people!" Nian Beast jumped into the town and started destroying everywhere. He trampled the houses and ate the villains.
A cat is having a great time playing in the living room.
At this time, Jiuyue and Xiaoyu, who were visiting, also saw the Nian beast having fun in the living room.
"Ahhhh...who is wearing red clothes? Stay away from me!" Nian Beast wailed, "Don't you know that I hate the color red the most?"
Yue Yue and Xiaoyu didn't care so much! They picked up the Nian beast and gave it a slap... For the Nian beast who has lived from ancient times to the present, being controlled by two little monsters is simply a shame in life.
But it doesn't matter if there is too much humiliation...at most it will only make you angry and uncomfortable for a while.
Mao Zi stopped having fun, and Yang Hongru used magic to clean up the messy living room. Some people say that science is the primary productive force, but people who are used to magic will tell you - magic is more convenient!
As long as you have powerful magical powers, there is nothing that a spell cannot do!
With the arrival of guests, the family is filled with joy. Among them, the most unique one is the Nian beast wearing sunglasses - in this festival where red is everywhere, the Nian beast feels awkward everywhere.
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So Yang Hongru specially equipped it with sunglasses that can convert red into other colors.
The cat wearing sunglasses... looks very funny. Moreover, this cat can also speak human language and brag from a first-person perspective.
As long as you live long enough, you will have enough material for you to brag about. Let’s put it this way! No Nian beast can live as long as a room full of people!
The period when the Nian beast was active was the Age of Ferocious Beasts - that was the ancient era! The bodies of the three thousand demon gods who were hacked to death by Pangu turned into ferocious beasts and gathered in the wilderness - then a hunger strike recipe book "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" came out, and the vicious beasts
were brutally exterminated.
The time when Yang Hongru appeared in the prehistoric era was in the late period of the era of ferocious beasts. At this time, "Nian" was already quite old!
It’s outrageous! There are so many gods and monsters, and the oldest thing is actually a cat!
So when the Nian Beast boasted, it made the little fox in September stunned. Anyway, in the early prehistoric period, the year was not recorded, and the rules of the world were incomplete, and almost no history was handed down. Doesn't this mean that he can brag however he wants?
blow?
"Taotie and I have a relationship!"
"I drank with Chaos!"
"I......"
During the Chinese New Year, everyone should just listen to it for fun. Isn’t it a very happy thing to have a cat dancing and bragging?
Every New Year, the Tuas family holds a gift exchange event. This year, there is an extra Yang Hongru, and everyone has more expectations.
A rich emperor, with just a little thing exposed between his fingers, is enough for these juniors to make a fortune and become well-off.
Everyone put the gifts together, then picked a box and opened it.
What the master prepared was a sutra book, specially used to stabilize his mind. He had been buying such books recently, so he took out a random one as a gift.
September’s gift was a fox felt model, which she made from her own fallen fur at work. It can be seen from this that there are really very few molecular interactions!
Xiaoyu's gift is a mooncake - an ordinary gold mooncake, with a no-nonsense aura.
Nezha's gift is a box of vacuum-sealed cold lotus root slices. As for where the main ingredients of the food come from, everyone knows.
The Dragon Girl's gift is a gift package of seafood. To the Dragon people, seafood is the cabbage from the farmer's uncle's field.
Honghai'er's gift is a report card. This is his first report card with perfect scores, which is very memorable. And the report card is now out of print - because the school does not allow the results to be announced!
Yang Hongru's gift was also carefully prepared by him. What he put into the box was a key - a car key! The New Year's gift he prepared was a magic weapon for transportation: Three Jumps!
This three-bouncer supports burning oil and electricity, and the external solar device can be used as a power supplement. More importantly, this thing is a magic weapon, and monks who have the conditions can use the Object Control Technique to fly - just like flying with a sword.
Similarly, you can also fly with three bungees.
The four-wheeled car is too ordinary and cannot highlight the majesty of Emperor Zhenwu! But the Sanbengzi is different. The unique and unique atmosphere makes Yang Hongru particularly fond of it. Moreover, the Sanbengzi is used for both passenger and cargo in terms of practicality.
Far more than ordinary vehicles.
The gift that Yang Hongru carefully prepared must not be too bad... but the unique shape makes people hate it. But he and Yang Jian should have a common language. Yang Jian is also an unconventional person. One can wear a military coat, ride a horse
A man walking on the street wearing a 28-inch bar.
In the end, this New Year's gift was taken away by Nezha. After the Hot Wheels, he once again had a new flying magic weapon. The Hot Wheels and the three bouncing pieces together were exactly... five wheels!
The meaning of the five wheels is very good!
Ah~~five rings!
You have one more ring than four!
Ah~~five rings!
You are one ring less than the sixth ring!
Finally one day, you will become the seventh ring~~
What should I do if I become a seventh ring?
You have two rings more than five rings!
Look! What an artistic number!
Chapter completed!