Chapter 666--Yang Hongru's Small Punishment and Great Commandment
After Yang Hongru's tactical buffering, the atmosphere in the private room returned to the normal karaoke level.
Next up is September's solo performance - "White Fox".
"I am a fox who has been practicing for thousands of years~"
"A thousand years of waiting and a thousand years of loneliness~"
"Did you know that my red outfit helps me sleep during the long night~"
...
September sang very hard, but no one felt empathy at all when listening to the song - where did you, a two-hundred-year-old little fox, get a thousand-year cultivation? You have never even been in love, and you still sing such a sad song?
Ao Lie took the microphone and ordered the song "Descendants of the Dragon"...
That’s outrageous! You are the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, and of course you are the descendant of the dragon! The entire West Sea is your family’s property! This song highlights the truth!
The most amazing thing is Xiaoyu, she directly clicked the song "Little Rabbit Be Good"!
All in all, the atmosphere during today's karaoke session was all kinds of weird, just like a special performance in the Animal World! Yang Jian sang a song "Fengshen" that was close to a pop song...
Yes!
That's the song: The tyrant leads all the monsters to harm people!
It is indeed a molecular interaction! The style of painting is so weird!
It was already after ten o'clock when the show ended, and everyone went home showing their talents.
Yang Jian carried Xiao Tian and left on a large pole;
Ao Lie transformed into his true form and flew away;
The great master stood on the lotus platform and flew home;
Xiaoyu got on the helicopter sent by the company;
Crowding on the subway in September...
As for Jingwei? Jingwei didn’t come! There are too many children at home to take care of!
Yang Hongru is the most interesting. He steps on the steel armor and returns home with a sword flying into the sky.
Yang Hongru, who was stepping on the armor, suddenly remembered a joke--
Question: Why do Chinese gods fly standing up, while foreign gods fly on their stomachs?
Answer: What flies on its back in China is a mount!
Yang Hongru is now standing on top of a humanoid armor and flying. His posture should be as handsome as possible, and his style of painting should be as crumbling as possible.
After returning home, Yang Hongru discovered that his home was being monitored!
Damn it! These people in the Special Administration Bureau are really evil!
Yang Hongru's eyes narrowed, and the room where he had a peek immediately exploded.
The saint follows his words, and on earth where the way of heaven is not revealed, a Hunyuan Da Luo Jinxian whose realm is equal to that of a saint can do almost anything he wants.
The explosion range is controlled extremely delicately, and the explosion damage is also of a level that is not high, but extremely insulting.
You definitely won't die if you die, but you definitely won't be able to escape if you shed a layer of skin.
More importantly, there was a curse inside this explosion - Yang Hongru cursed the people in the explosion to have crooked mouths and eyes that could not be cured.
Unless you are at a higher level than Yang Hongru, it is absolutely impossible to break the curse!
The medical department of the Special Administration Bureau is overwhelmed by this. They all have work-related injuries. If they cannot be treated, it will have a huge impact on morale.
The managers who were scorned by Jian Lao also thought about asking Jian Lao to take action against Yang Hongru. However, Jian Lao did not take action because Yang Hongru did not threaten the human race.
Yang Hongru's daily record in the non-human city is good, and he has never used magic to do evil. Therefore, it is normal for Jian Lao to be reluctant to take action.
Jian Lao can't cut them, and they can't force Jian Lao to take action. Now Jian Lao is in a state of watching the fun, you want to kill you, I will watch mine! You want me to take action, drag me into the water? Impossible!
Yang Hongru's attack this time was a small punishment but a big warning. If he was really cruel, none of these people would survive for another second.
The next day, Yang Hongru went to find the master to report the situation. He was not a casual cultivator without any sect, he was a regular employee affiliated with an organized unit!
The sergeant asked: "Did the Special Administration Bureau send someone to monitor you?"
"Yes! It's too much! Six monitoring points, thirteen monitoring personnel... What do you think of me?" Yang Hongru said dissatisfied.
Master:......
Why do you know so clearly? Are they spying on you or are you keeping an eye on them?
And today, not only did Yang Hongru come to his door, the Special Administrative Bureau also sent him a letter asking whether the Special Administrative Bureau's supervisor had been knocked out by Yang Hongru.
After a night of tossing, the wounded had no problem with their external injuries, but the crooked mouth and squinting eyes could not be solved! You must know that there are women here! For women, maintaining a crooked mouth and squinting eyes is too tender to kill them. Still uncomfortable.
Originally, after entering the spiritual practice, my appearance had improved significantly. But after I was bombed for no reason, my mouth became crooked and my eyes squinted! It was so uncomfortable!
The Special Administrative Bureau also knows that it is treating itself as a joke by sending a letter of inquiry at this time. However, in order to restore these people, the Special Administrative Bureau can only pinch its nose and spit in the face.
"Did you do it?" the master asked, handing Yang Hongru the written letter from the Special Administrative Bureau.
Yang Hongru frowned and said: "How can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air? Slander! I will sue you for slander!"
Master:......
Are you going to play a role with me?
"Anyway, I refuse to admit that the matter is related to me. Either I will produce evidence, or I will fight with each other face to face... It is simply embarrassing to do something like a child making a joke!" Yang Hongru pouted.
"Can you change your bad temper? Do you know what it means to fight without breaking up? We must maintain this tacit understanding..." the master said quietly.
"Two of you are going around in circles? Taking off your pants and farting!" Yang Hongru snorted dissatisfied: "For these two or five young people, they should go directly to the Special Administration Bureau and then give their shabby managers a beating. They are not arrogant. If you do, you won’t dare to cause trouble in the future.”
"How about... you go?" The master teased: "Although I also have this idea, but I don't have the strength! If you want to do this, I have nothing to say - Molecular Interaction also supports you mentally. "
Yang Hongru was dumbfounded: "Why don't you play your cards according to the routine? Shouldn't you advise me to put the overall situation first?"
"The overall situation? If you can really beat those idiots, the overall situation will be more beneficial!" The master laughed and said, "I'm afraid you won't beat them!"
"Forget it... A friend of mine said it well - it is not recommended to hit someone, as a slap in the face hurts self-esteem." Yang Hongru said sarcastically.
"Then you cure them..." the master said.
"No! Why? Is there any benefit?" Yang Hongru snorted dissatisfied.
The master smiled and said: "There is a treatment fee~ The Special Administrative Bureau is famous for being a big spender!"
"Easy to say, easy to say... Five hundred thousand is not expensive, right? It's much more cost-effective than reincarnating!" Yang Hongru took advantage of the situation and said.
The master actually nodded seriously and considered it: "I can convey your opinion, but I can't say whether the other party agrees with it. After all, he is the master of suffering..."
"Let me say it first - I will let go just this time! If I don't agree this time, let those unlucky people have their mouths and eyes twisted for the rest of their lives! Anyway, it won't affect normal life, it is just an eyesore, and whoever sees it will be disgusted. Anyway, they can’t see themselves without looking in the mirror, and it’s other people who are disgusting..." Yang Hongru smiled unkindly.
Master:......
He has seen such a vicious curse from outside!
Chapter completed!