Chapter 669 - Influenza
After rejecting Yang Jian mercilessly, Yang Hongru went home happily. His own happiness was based on the pain of others. Seeing Yang Jian's heartbroken and regretful expression, Yang Hongru was extremely happy.
After fierce bargaining, the Special Administrative Bureau finally chose to give in. It should pay compensation and write an apology letter.
Under the witness of the master, Yang Hongru took the check handed over by them. Then with just a snap of his fingers, the observers with crooked lips and squinting eyes were revived from social death.
Yang Hongru, who made a small profit, is quite happy. He feels that he can definitely do more of this kind of business. Because it is much better to make money by just thinking about buying and collecting scraps!
"Young man, you should think twice before you act in the future! Some people cannot be offended." Yang Hongru said quietly, holding a cigar in his mouth. He was holding the Nian beast in his hand, which gave him a godfather-like quality.
As soon as he left the house, the master said with disdain: "I didn't expect you to look like a person like this... I thought you had never been in shape!"
"Look at what you said! After all, I am also the founder of a prosperous sect. In front of my disciples, I am also a highly respected grandmaster. If I don't have any image, people's hearts will be broken." Yang Hongru smiled and put on his disguise.
Throw away the cigar he used - he doesn't like smoking, and he doesn't like smoking cigars either.
Yang Hongru and Tu Shi strolled back to the company to continue working together. This was just a small episode in life. The main theme of work was still fishing.
However, spring and autumn are the seasons with the highest incidence of diseases - especially influenza. In the Age of Immortals, immortals were immune to the mortal world, and of course there were no disasters. However, since the Age of Ending Dharma, immortals have also begun to get sick - there are even
The situation of gods being hospitalized!
Gods are fine if they don't get sick, but once they get sick, it's very difficult to cure. A flu attack hit everyone in the family except Nezha.
"Aqiu!" The master almost spit out his face.
The person responsible for taking care of the master was Nezha's second brother, Muzha, who was also called Mucha.
Muzha's attributes of being a good wife and loving mother are full, which is much better than a certain Lotus Root Man. However, the Lotus Root Man also has the benefits of the Lotus Root Man - no! The cold has no effect on him at all.
"Master! Drink more water!" Mu Zha said with concern.
Yang Hongru squatted next to the master and picked up lotus flowers. As expected of a master with the highest moral standards, he spit out lotus flowers when he opened his mouth!
This is not an adjective, but a real description of the scene! Every time the great master sneezes, several lotus flowers will be sprayed out by him.
This lotus flower is a manifestation of rules, and it is particularly elegant to raise.
Yang Hongru felt that his work station was a bit monotonous, so he could raise some green plants to lighten his mood. The master's lotus flower came in handy, otherwise he would have to ask the Baihua Fairy for it.
Don’t bother others if you don’t bother others. Instead of letting these lotuses wither naturally, it’s better to keep them well - they can also purify the air.
Yang Hongru gloated while planting lotus flowers: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, now you can see the benefits of body-refining immortals! We have strong resistance and never get sick!"
"Get out!" the doctor said angrily. It was already very uncomfortable to have a cold, but it was even more uncomfortable to listen to Yang Hongru's nagging.
Yang Hongru left in dejection. He went to check on the situation of Long Nu and Hong Hai'er - these two unlucky children also had a cold!
"Aqiu!" Red Boy sneezed and let out a breath of fire.
"Aqiu!" Dragon Girl sneezed and spit out a fish.
Then Yang Hongru asked the two of them to sit together and placed a plate between them.
After the small fish is sprayed out, it is roasted by the flames sprayed by the red boy, and falls on the plate to become grilled fish.
Red Boy & Dragon Girl:······
Of course, this grilled fish must not be eaten by anyone - after all, it is something that comes from a cold. Even though it has been grilled at high temperatures, it still makes you feel sick after eating it.
However, this thing is very good as cat food. Nian Beast behaves more and more like a cat now, and the diet is also closer to that of a cat.
"High-end ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods. After catching a cold for a long time, Longnu and Honghaier started sneezing again. Sneezing grilled fish is a secret delicacy from the purple bamboo forest in the South China Sea..." Yang
Hongru took out his magnetic broadcasting voice and recited.
Red Boy and Dragon Girl, Blue Skinny Shiitake Mushroom, are particularly uncomfortable when they have a cold and are teased by others!
"Master! Please spare us!" Red Boy said pitifully.
Yang Hongru touched the child's head: "Poor baby! In the Dharma Ending Age, even gods will catch a cold."
Seeing a family of cold patients who almost coughed out their lungs, Yang Hongru thought it would be better to help the children!
The direct reason for the decline of the immunity of the gods is the lack of divine power. As long as the gods' divine power is supplemented, the gods can recover without medicine.
Divine power is an extremely precious resource for any immortal other than Yang Hongru, but to Yang Hongru, divine power is worthless! His holy body can produce its own divine power, and his divine power is like leeks in the field.
It seems that you can have as much as you want, and there will be another crop after you cut it off.
However, if he wants to cure the gods, Yang Hongru also has to spend a little effort. Normally, it is enough to charge the gods with normal quality of divine power. But treating the gods is different, because their bodies are in a disordered state.
state, so treating seriously ill gods requires the purest non-attributed divine power.
Yang Hongru's divine power is of the earth attribute, which is related to his own physique, and also related to his practice method of realizing the Tao through force in order to fit in with it.
Red Boy is of the fire attribute, while Dragon Girl is of the water attribute—both of which are incompatible with Yang Hongru's attributes, so he must purify his divine power to the purest attribute-free state in order to use it effectively.
Even though Yang Hongru tried his best to purify it, it was still difficult to do. Finally, after painstaking research, he finally found a way to purify the divine power.
This is also a technical work that needs to be rigorously verified.
The most scientific and reasonable posture is: take a deep breath, gather the divine power in the lungs, and then purify the divine power with attributes through the alveoli of the lungs and compress it into non-attributed divine power. Then cough, liquefy the divine power into a viscous one.
Out of body.
Hmm... The appearance of the divine power being coughed out of the body is really not pretty, especially the divine power that comes out through coughing... always gives people the feeling of sticky phlegm.
Is there a picture?
But Yang Hongru dares to guarantee it! This is definitely the most authentic divine power! And it is the most precious, non-attributed divine power that can be absorbed smoothly by mortals!
We are all gods! Children of the world, why should we stick to trivial matters? As long as it can cure diseases! What kind of medicine do you care?
So, under the sickly eyes of Hong Hai'er and Long Nu, Yang Hongru coughed hard - he wished he could cough up his lungs! Then a pool of sticky, wet liquid was held in his hand.
Chapter completed!