As the saying goes, people have joys and sorrows, and the moon waxes and wanes. Gods who have been shining in one position for a long time always have the idea of ​​​​retiring.

Ao Lie's second grandfather and the leader of the Four Sacred Beasts - Qinglong Divine Beast finally retired honorably from the position of principal of the elementary school. In order to celebrate Qinglong's glorious retirement, the other three of the Four Sacred Beasts prepared a grand retirement celebration for Qinglong.

During the celebration, everyone recalled Qinglong's great contribution to the development and reform of education, and further affirmed Qinglong's efforts in the harmonious coexistence of humans, gods and monsters.

But once people retire, it is easy to be at a loss. Qinglong, who finally found a reliable job, was at a loss for a long time after retirement. As the salted fish king, Yang Hongru often visited this retired veteran cadre.

"Hey... I think I can still work for another two thousand years... Being the principal is much more interesting than me guarding the ancient east pole." Qinglong said regretfully.

Yang Hongru curled his lips: "You can pull me down! Do you want to work for another two thousand years? Will the others be promoted?"

"Hey... I just thought of this before I retired... Retirement is really boring..." Qinglong sighed while sipping tea: "I feel very peaceful now..."

"Tranquility is a good habit. We in Wudang have a complete retirement mechanism. When you have served in the same position for more than fifty years, you must retire compulsorily. Only after twenty years of retirement can you find a job again - Changsheng

You must learn to control your own state, otherwise you will easily fall into a world-weary mood. You can also try this - for the past twenty years, you can treat yourself as a retired grandfather and relax yourself." Yang Hongru suggested.

Qinglong nodded. It is indeed easy for immortals to fall into a state of having enough life. In the past, there was a chance to wash up points and play again in reincarnation, but now that reincarnation is self-reliant, no one can use it - you will basically be killed when you enter reincarnation.

If you become a little white person, if you can't find your true spirit, you won't even have a place to cry.

Two days later, Yang Hongru received a call from Qinglong: "Great Emperor? Please help me!"

"Huh? What's wrong?" Yang Hongru asked.

"That...retirement life is too comfortable, with hot tea and sunshine every day... Then my dragon horns started photosynthesising like crazy and thrived. So, I was grown in a tree." Qinglong said with a bitter smile.

Yang Hongru gushed out the tea in one sip - that's outrageous! Although you are Yimu Qinglong, who are you to take root and sprout?

But Yang Hongru still went to help. After taking a few pictures, he used the Zhenwudang Demon Sword to chop away the excess wood.

Yang Hongru put all these pieces of wood into his sleeves and took them away. This is the purest green dragon sacred wood! Not only is it priceless, it also has various magical effects!

It is of great value for carving or making fire. Of course, no Shao Bao except Yang Hongru would use the green dragon sacred wood to make fire.

Yang Hongru is beginning to like Qinglong now - if this guy can use more photosynthesis, he can make a fortune and become well-off!

After releasing Qinglong, Qinglong smiled bitterly and said: "It seems that we can't continue doing nothing like this! It's not good for photosynthesis to be too fast!"

"No! I think it's okay! Call me next time if something like this happens!" Yang Hongru said with a smile.

Qinglong shook his head repeatedly: "I'll never do it again! This kind of thing happens once and that's enough... Speaking of which, don't spread the photos to other people! You can just enjoy it yourself!"

"How much fun do you think this photo can bring back from the Dragon Clan?" Yang Hongru asked with a smile.

Qinglong:······

You still have such a small amount of money to achieve your great cause? You are too short-sighted!

Yang Hongru said: "Your crazy photosynthesis is mainly because you are too idle... You should have more contact with young people."

Then, he pulled out the three little ones from Tuashi's house to express his condolences to the retired veteran cadre.

Red Boy, Dragon Girl and Qinglong have no common interests, but Nezha and Qinglong talk happily.

"Come! Give me my 1982 silver carat!" Qinglong rarely meets a partner who can appreciate the delicious taste of fertilizer. When he meets Nezha, he has found a confidant.

Nezha tasted it carefully: "Oh, look at the color! It looks like it has been stored for many years!"

Red Boy and Dragon Girl looked confused: "The two over there have been talking about topics that only plants can understand! They can't get a word in at all!"

Hong Hai'er said weakly: "Let's just pretend to understand and agree with you casually!"

At this time, Qinglong held out a wooden jar: "Oh, by the way...this is my new farmyard manure! I'm happy today, why don't we open the lid and appreciate it together!"

Nezha was elated: "As expected of the former principal! The collection is rich! As expected of hundreds of farmers - and it's also the fertilizer of a boy!"

This flavorful topic made Hong Hai'er and Long Nu feel physically uncomfortable - they really couldn't hold on to this topic! They are animals, not plants!

After happily seeing off Nezha and his group, Qinglong prepared to do what a normal retired old man should do. He tried to integrate into the life of an ordinary uncle, but because of his unusual attributes, his integration plan suffered great setbacks.

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His neighbor had an uncle who liked to play walnuts, and Qinglong followed suit. After buying a pair of top-quality stuffed-pointed lion heads, he carefully learned the techniques and precautions for playing walnuts.

But... as soon as he sat there for a while, the two walnuts took root and sprouted, turning into two walnut trees in Qinglong's hands.

The old man who was plated walnuts with him was shocked - is this okay?

So the two uncles began to wait for the walnuts to bear fruit - opening walnuts is also a very interesting thing. Moreover, the walnuts produced by the walnut trees grown in Qinglong Pan are all high-end products with the best quality.

The most outrageous thing is playing chess. Most chess pieces are made of mahogany or camphor wood. When Qinglong is about to place the pieces, the pieces will take root!

"Hey! Are you just such a general?" the uncle joked.

Although the chess set was gone, the uncle was very happy - he took back a bag of peaches and went home.

The plan of integrating into an ordinary uncle would definitely not work, and Qinglong felt despair about his retirement life.

Is this what retirement life is like? I might as well be a primary school principal!

Finally, Qinglong called Yang Hongru to complain.

Yang Hongru listened to Qinglong's words for a long time. He was silent for a long time and hesitated... He listened patiently to Qinglong's complaints and complaints.

For the elderly, what they need more is careful listening and care... Yang Hongru feels that what he has done is quite good.

Qinglong finally got tired after talking for a long time and asked, "Don't you have anything to say?"

Yang Hongru asked with confusion: "Have you never thought about wearing a pair of gloves?"

Qinglong:······

That makes sense!
Chapter completed!