Chapter seven hundred and seventy-eight -- Yang Hongru's apology 2)
It’s half past four the next morning!
Yang Hongru carried a bucket of water and a ladle to wake up their sleeping hearts one by one, forcing them to open their eyes.
"Wake up!"
"The sun is shining on your butt!"
"The donkeys in the production team don't dare to sleep like this!"
One by one, the Chinese boys in vests and underpants swayed downstairs like zombies, and were driven to the playground by Yang Hongru like a shepherd dog.
Yang Hongru was riding a tricycle, holding a slingshot and shouting at the lazy people: "Run! The slow one will be rewarded!"
So, the boys started running unsteadily. Yang Hongru laughed sinisterly and took out the small clay balls that had been crushed long ago from his pocket.
Whoops!
Ni Wan accurately hit the back of Xionggui who was running at the end. He was so shocked that he just ran away.
The rest of the brothers immediately ran away after seeing it. Yang Hongru's tricycle was very small and only occupied the position of one person. Then he pedaled the tricycle and followed the running boys. Anyone who ran slower would greet him.
His is Xiaoniwan.
"It's fatal!"
"I want to die!"
"Want to die? See if you can die!"
“It’s so uncomfortable!”
"worn out!"
One by one, the boys ran away like they were being chased by dogs, running faster and faster.
In fact, the boys in the liberal arts college only neglected to exercise after they entered high school. Who among them didn't help with the housework when they were young? The physical fitness of boys in the 1990s was quite good!
Yang Hongru only helped them wake up their sleeping bodies - these guys let themselves go even more after going to college, and their good physical foundation was left to waste!
You must know that the university sports games at this time really did not separate general majors and physical education majors. In many cases, students from the general department also have the ability to overturn the students from the physical education department!
Just like Xu Sanduo, he is a wild child who runs all over the mountains, but athletes who specialize in long-distance running in the Department of Physical Education may not necessarily run faster than him!
The saying that masters are among the people is also very correct in this era. Yang Hongru, a little kid, is a martial arts master who has been ignored by the sports department!
When the three brothers from the physical education department who had been bruised went back to push back their moves, they found that Yang Hongru's marksmanship was simply terrifying. If he were to ride a horse, he would be able to fight against the generals in front of others!
Of course, running around like this is not possible. Human body functions have self-regulatory mechanisms. If the amount of exercise is too much all at once, people will be disabled. But Yang Hongru, who was a military general, is very good at training soldiers, especially since he also
Been a divination practitioner (Mulan Clan Great Witch Festival)!
In the past, wizards and doctors were the same profession! Yang Hongru also made great achievements in herbal medicine.
He has already prepared a medicinal soup to strengthen the body, and it is good for both internal and external use. The foot soaking is for external use, and the one for internal use is drank directly!
At this time, the Chinese medicine in the drug store is cheap and affordable! Moreover, the old Chinese medicine doctor will help him fry the medicine, and he only needs to bring the medicine soup back with a plastic bucket!
As a result, the painting style of literary boys changed again - everyone holds a 304 stainless steel thermos cup, and as soon as the thermos cup is opened, a scent of medicine will hit your nostrils.
Suddenly, the atmosphere of the liberal arts college became like that of a medical school! The literature professors were so angry that they almost went berserk!
However, after Yang Hongru quietly presented a magical Chinese patent pill, the hostility of the old professors disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye. Their faces were glowing red every day, and everyone they saw was happy.
Of course... the ones who are even more glowing are the professors' wives... well, they all understand!
Of course the girls in the School of Liberal Arts are the ones who suffer the most! A good classroom always smells like medicine, and they definitely don’t want that!
Therefore, the girls sent representatives to negotiate with the boys in a serious manner, asking the boys to stop their bad behavior in the classroom.
The boys also couldn't tell the truth - do you think that stuff tastes good? Yang Hongru didn't allow sugar to be added! Every sip was bitter! But due to Yang Hongru's power, they could only pinch their noses to admit it.
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But now that the female negotiators have arrived, the boys immediately turned into leaders and led the female representatives to Yang Hongru.
The place where the two parties negotiated was the small restaurant on the third floor of the cafeteria. Here the students could spend more money to have sex, and if they got along well with the boss, they could even drink two bottles of beer quietly.
"You boys' behavior has seriously affected our studies!" the female negotiator said to Yang Hongru with a cold face.
Yang Hongru used the art of selling cuteness - the 16-year-old young boy showed a pitiful expression, which made the literary girl in her twenties say she couldn't stand it.
However, for the rights of her sisters, she must fight against the bad behavior of the boys to the end!
"Sister Zhang..." Yang Hongru looked at the female negotiator with tears in his eyes and continued to act cute.
The girl surnamed Zhang fled and the negotiation ended without any success.
After returning to the dormitory, the sisters severely criticized the female classmate named Zhang, condemning his behavior of forgetting the purpose of the trip when he saw the little fresh meat.
"But... he is so cute..." Zhang said pitifully.
"This is a non-war crime! Xiao Yang is indeed a foul!" the girls' eldest sister said: "I have found out the ins and outs of the boys' recent crazy drinking of medicine from Zhu Dalong. They are going to fight with him in two months.
The boys in the physical education department competed against each other in the sports meeting."
"What? Are they crazy? Can boys from the liberal arts college compete with boys from the physical education department?" A girl covered her mouth and said in surprise.
The eldest sister said: "That's why they are training like crazy. Drinking Chinese medicine is also part of the training."
"Why doesn't the professor care?" a girl asked.
The eldest sister said bitterly: "It's not that little Douding! He doesn't know how he bribed the professors!"
"He is indeed a cunning enemy!" a girl said through gritted teeth.
At this time, the girls heard someone knocking on the window. After they unlocked the window, they found Yang Hongru climbing up from downstairs along the iron pipe like a little monkey.
Oh my God! This is the fifth floor!
How did this unfortunate kid get here?
Yang Hongru opened the window and jumped in. As soon as he entered the room, he started acting cute: "Hello, sisters!"
"Hmph! What are you doing here?" the eldest sister asked, pinching her waist.
"Of course I apologize for the inconvenience caused to all my sisters recently!" Yang Hongru said with a smile.
The eldest sister snorted coldly: "Apologise? Then we have to see your sincerity!"
Yang Hongru took off a cloth bag from his body and said: "Of course I have sincerity!"
He opened the bag, and it was filled with dark meatballs. The girls were very disgusted when they saw it: "Eh~ what is it? It's dark and looks disgusting!"
"Long hair makes short sight!" Yang Hongru curled his lips: "This is my sincerity in apologizing! Even though this meatball looks dark and ugly, the effect is amazing!"
"Just brag! I don't know where I got this crap from!" a girl chirped.
Yang Hongru was not annoyed and said happily: "This is the secret recipe of our old Yang family. I won't tell you the specific ingredients, but the effect is to beautify the skin, delay aging, make the skin rosy and shiny, and the hair is black and shiny."
"real?"
What girl doesn’t love beauty?
Upon hearing Yang Hongru's introduction, all the girls were excited.
The boys drank the medicinal soup brought back by Yang Hongru every day without any problems, which shows that there is something good about this little thing.
But is this dark pill really effective? Everyone still has some doubts in their hearts. After all, it is a medicine with three parts poison, and it is a three-no product.
Chapter completed!