Chapter nine hundred and fourth -- not for the son of man, white-faced wolf
Yang Hongru came to the door of the dormitory and said with a smile: "The conditions are average... There is not even a skylight, how can we live in it!"
Gray Wolf was speechless: "This is already the worst place... If it gets worse, they will have to build their own thatched huts."
Yang Hongru smacked his lips: "Forget it... Heaven is about to assign a great responsibility to a person. He must first strain his mind, strain his muscles and bones, starve his skin, deplete his body, and mess up his actions..."
It’s really hard for you to turn a good warehouse into such a mess... How did the rookies sleep?"
"Just fell asleep..." Gray Wolf said.
"Wake them up." Yang Hongru said leisurely: "The labor and management are not sleeping, so why should they sleep? If you sleep, you will be paralyzed and happy!"
Gray Wolf:......
They have been training in broad daylight for a whole day! What about you? You are just riding around on a broken motorcycle, not doing anything serious, just joining in the fun!
But Gray Wolf didn’t dare to say this!
Yang Hongru, the one with the strongest wolf teeth, is really not a reasonable guy!
The gray wolf signaled to the coyote, and the coyote smiled bitterly: "Why do I do this kind of thing? I will be blackmailed in the future!"
"It's okay! The rookie slept to death, and no one knew it was you... How is the reform of the tear gas formula going? Is this batch of tear gas particularly sour?" Yang Hongru asked.
Gray Wolf:......
You are the only one who can describe tear gas as sour! What are your reasons for thinking that the taste of tear gas is not exciting enough?
The Langya Brigade has now mastered four recipes and four flavors of tear gas - namely: black pepper spicy flavor; mustard soy sauce flavor; canned herring flavor and ordinary fireworks flavor...
Among them, the smell of canned herring is listed as a taboo weapon by comrades--don't use it if you can! Kill three thousand enemies and damage yourself by two thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine...
Among them, the most praised one is the spicy black pepper smell. The team members cleaning up the battlefield said that smelling this smell is like eating steak, and they suddenly feel more classy!
Okay... What I'm throwing away tonight is not the most praised black pepper nor the most criticized canned herring, but the mustard flavor that adheres to the golden mean!
Mustard-flavored tear gas can not only induce tears, but also refresh people's minds and make people's ears and eyesight-well, this is a special training bomb. It is specially used for special training of soldiers!
Last time when I was selecting new recruits in Lao A, the effect of ordinary tear gas was not good, and the chemical composition of tear gas was not friendly to the human body. However, the new formula of mustard tear gas can effectively reduce the damage to the human body. On the contrary, the pure plant formula can also
Replenish physical and mental energy.
Special forces training is agreed upon!
"Cough cough cough..."
"What does it smell like?"
"I feel like there are countless little fairies dancing around above my head? Am I going to die?" said the Ostrich Paratrooper.
"As long as the little fairy doesn't play the suona, you can still rescue me!" the hygienist replied happily: "This tastes... mustard... mint... licorice... so refreshing!"
Chen Pai was the first to rush out. As soon as he went out, he saw the dog-headed old man with a face like Shen.
The dog-headed old man asked: "You didn't take off your clothes when you went to bed?"
"Take it off!" Chen Pai said.
"Go back and take it off and put it on again!" Lao Gao stuffed Chen Pai back in again.
Under the shroud of smoke, a group of rookies ran out in confusion, dressed in clothes.
Yang Hongru looked at the neatly lined up rookies and said with a smile: "Team He asked me for something just now. I accidentally failed to watch Lao Gao, so he let you sleep!"
"Such a beautiful day, with a full moon...ahem...a waning moon...ahem...on a moonless night, shouldn't you get up and enjoy the moon? When I was in college...my favorite
It’s a picture of three people raising a glass to the bright moon and facing each other. I think this kind of picture is particularly beautiful and stylish..."
You have style, you scratching spoon!
You really don’t want to sleep, so don’t take us with you!
This smiling fox!
This cheating guy!
"Wild Wolf!" Yang Hongru called the name with his hands behind his back.
"Arrived!" The dog-headed old man Gao stood firm and shouted.
"Two hundred push-ups!" Yang Hongru said calmly: "I don't want to see these rookies so comfortable again! Still sleeping! Still covered with quilts? Bah! I didn't even sleep!"
"Yes!" Lao Gao quickly lay down and started counting: "One, two, three..."
Yang Hongru looked at the Lone Wolf Special Commando: "What do you think? Let's do it together!"
"Yes!" Gray Wolf, Coyote and others answered together, and then followed Lao Gao to do push-ups.
Yang Hongru put his hands behind his back and said, "Did you see that? I have never trained you... I am the chief of staff of Langya, and I am in charge of Langya's soldiers... You are not under my control."
Why did God tell you to only take care of Wolf Fang's soldiers?
You punished Lao Gao to death for letting us sleep. Lao Gao will not torture us in different ways in the future?
Damn! I really want to KO this guy!
"Actually... it was my idea to wake you up. Because tomorrow is a good day... What good day is it? A medical team is going to be stationed in Langya, and I heard that there are also good-looking girls - the captain specially asked me
Dress nicely to greet her." Yang Hongru said with a smile.
"I think this is good news! I have to let you know! Why? Because you must be the first group of people who need a medical team!" Yang Hongru laughed and said:
"Right? There are always casualties in training. Let me tell you the good news first, so that you can have more energy to train! Am I very loyal? You will know when you enter the Wolf Fang in the future... what bullshit
Wild Wolf, Gray Wolf... they are all bad guys! All Wolf Fang, I am the only good guy... Oh... you ask me what my code name is?"
Who asked?
A bunch of newbies looked at each other in confusion. This eldest brother is really a talent! Let alone talkative! He is also very good at asking and answering questions! He is good at making something out of nothing!
"Since you asked sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy! I will not change my name or my surname - Wolf fang and white face wolf!" Yang Hongru said proudly.
"Um...Old Gao..." Yang Hongru waved his hand: "Come here, come here!"
The tall, strong and serious man ran forward: "Report!"
"I've finished notifying you of the news, and I happen to be a little hungry... tell someone to give me chicken wings all day long. I want to have a picnic here... and bring two more boxes of liquid grenades!" Yang Hongru said carelessly.
"As for these rookies... I probably won't be able to sleep for a while after waking up from a sweet dream. Let's do more physical training! It's a long night, why should we exercise to protect our family and country... What a poem! What a poem! As expected of me.
!" Yang Hongru said in a self-proclaimed manner.
"You rookie over there, how are my poems doing?" Yang Hongru asked.
The rookie queue was silent.
"Well...it's very disrespectful! I don't understand aesthetics...do push-ups for two hours!" Yang Hongru said coldly: "Langya's soldiers may not know how to fight! But they must not understand aesthetics! A bunch of elm heads!
"
"Lao Gao! Where are my chicken wings?" Yang Hongru shouted.
Lao Gao said quickly: "Get ready! Get ready!"
"Tell the cafeteria! I want honey and Orléans! Don't make me too spicy! Do you know why the cafeteria cleaned the rust last time? It's very cold! You dare to trick me by making it too spicy!" Yang Hongru continued to yell.
How can a bunch of novices not enjoy it? They are grilling chicken wings here, and I am doing push-ups here... What is the purpose of coming all the way here?
Not long after, the aroma of grilled chicken wings came over. Especially the honey chicken wings... The sweet honey mixed with the aroma of grilled wings is a fragrance bomb!
Yang Hongru took the chicken wings handed over by Lao Gao and took a bite: Bah!
"Old Gao! What are you grilling? How dare you compare your skills to those of Wolf Ya? The old lady selling popsicles at the door is better at baking than you!" As he said that, Yang Hongru threw the grilled wing into the middle of the students who were doing push-ups.
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Gulu...
Chirping...
What a meow!
Even more hungry!
Chapter completed!