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Chapter 954--The shock department goes online(1/2)

After being taught a lesson by Yang Hongru, Xiao Guo's desire to compete in martial arts has not been extinguished. But in her own mind, she is like a mirror - fighting Yang Hongru is definitely asking for trouble.

The shopkeepers in the inn, Xiao Bei, Xiucai, and Da Zui all don't know martial arts, but Lao Bai can't see depth. And he's very good at sunflower acupuncture.

So Guo Furong was thinking about having a fight with Lao Bai. But how many years has Lao Bai been in the world? How could he play house with his children? Moreover, Lao Guo's Jingtai Palm is indeed extremely powerful, otherwise Guo Juxia would also

You cannot rely on this martial arts to conquer the world.

After so many years, Xiao Guo has mastered one move that is overwhelming and can give him a fight with Bai Zhantang. It can be seen that Lao Guo's Jingtai Palm is indeed the first-class martial arts in the martial arts world. Martial arts are dead, but those who practice martial arts are alive. This is Xiao Guo's point.

It is still possible to bully third-rate thieves, but there is a danger of overturning when faced with second-rate veterans.

Jianghu people never put "righteousness" first, and those who mess around with Jianghu are always "profit"!

"Lao Bai, Lao Bai, Lao Bai!" Xiao Guo pestered Bai Zhantang and harassed him: "Just have a fight with me!"

"I'm sorry! I'm a waiter, not a sparring partner!" Bai Zhantang said righteously.

"You are so afraid of death, why are you practicing martial arts?" Guo Furong asked, pinching her waist.

Bai Zhantang looked solemn: "You think I am willing to practice? My parents forced me to do that when I was a child. Without them, I might be a painter now!"

Xiao Guo looked confused: "Painter?"

"Well...how wonderful it is for a young man to imagine in the fantasy of art?" Lao Bai said with admiration: "Those lights and shadows, lines, landscapes, flowers and birds...how noble and elegant!"

Then Lao Bai said aggrievedly: "But what about now? Fighting and killing all day long, wandering around, living under other people's roofs, not having enough food and clothing... and worrying about being hunted down..."

"Being hunted?" Xiao Guo was shocked.

"Well...I forget everything when it comes to art..." Lao Bai said with a flattering smile.

Guo Furong said seriously: "Stop talking nonsense! When will you be willing to take action with me!"

"At least I found a reason to fight with you!" Lao Bai said seriously.

Guo Furong started to move forward with her skills: "The reason is... just watch the moves!"

Lao Bai pretended to look at the door: "Guo Daxia?"

Guo Furong squatted with her head in her arms like a conditioned reflex: "Dad! I was wrong! I never dare to do it again! I will go home with you now, don't hit me!"

But Xiao Guo screamed for a long time but didn't hear any movement from Juxia Guo. She stood up angrily and shouted: "Bai Zhantang! You liar!"

At this time, Tong Xiangyu came straight to Guo Furong with a stack of papers: "Why did you do this?"

Guo Furong thought of the article "The Thief of Confucius" she had written, and said carelessly: "No reason! Just write it if you want~"

Tong Xiangyu slapped the table, which shocked everyone and rushed over to start a fight - Yang Hongru was here too! He was the best in Qinggong and was the first to arrive.

"Say it again!" Tong Xiangyu asked.

Xiao Guo said without fear of power: "It doesn't matter! Just write if you want to, and do whatever you want! I will bear the consequences alone! Just take it!"

As she spoke, she looked in the direction of Lao Bai at the door - she felt that she had ruined Xiao Bei's recruitment, and the shopkeeper would definitely ask Bai Zhantang to deal with her.

"You!" Tong Xiangyu burst into laughter: "You are so awesome!"

Tong Xiangyu hugged Xiao Guo and praised: "More than 70 students took the exam, and Xiao Bei was the only one who got in! It's because of this Confucius poem..."

"That word means thief!" Xiao Guo argued.

The scholar picked up the rice paper and looked at it carefully. When he saw it, he immediately asked, "What's going on?"

"Xiao Guo criticized the old master in the article... I didn't expect that he played into the master's plan!" Tong Xiangyu was very happy.

"Ah?" Everyone was confused.

Especially the scholar, who asked puzzledly: "Why?"

"Because sir is in charge of Lao Zhuang..." Tong Xiangyu said, fanning himself.

"Do you all know about Lao Zhuang?" Tong Xiangyu interrupted and asked again.

Yang Hongru nodded - he is a storyteller, what doesn't he know about the ways of Lao and Zhuang? He also knows the fantasy version!

Lao Bai hugged his arms and said, "I know! Zhu Bajie's place!"

Tong Xiangyu covered her mouth and chuckled: "I'm here to do something for Lao Zhuang... Lao Zhuang!"

Yang Hongru was surprised - Hey? Shopkeeper Tong can actually speak Mandarin? That's weird!

Lao Bai touched the scholar with his elbow: "What's going on?"

The scholar put down the rice paper and prepared to explain, but found that he couldn't finish it: "This is... I will explain it to you slowly later."

Tong Xiangyu almost burst out laughing: "Xiao Guo, Xiao Guo...you are worthy of being both beautiful and smart, both civil and military."

Guo Furong put on the mask of pain. How things could develop like this is a development that no one would have guessed!

"Ha... I don't dare to take it... I don't dare to take it..." Xiao Guo said expressionlessly: "I also embarked on the path of literature by accident..."

"Oh! It's very beautiful, it's very beautiful!" Tong Xiangyu's expression changed: "Don't be polite. There will be a preliminary examination after admission, so you should also be responsible for it!"

"Ah?" Xiao Guo Pain Mask*2.

"This is still a paper..." Tong Xiangyu handed over another pile of rice paper: "Scholar, stop reading! You can't understand it!"

Scholar:......

"If you don't do it during the day, do it at night!" Tong Xiangyu asked: "You should prepare a good meal for her!"

Guo Furong almost cried - is this special meow okay?

In desperation, Guo Furong could only light a lamp and boil oil for Xiao Bei to make papers. It was almost the second night, and she was still answering questions in the lobby.

Bai Zhantang walked through the door holding a lantern and wearing plain clothes: "I've been here three times, and you haven't finished writing yet?"

"The children are so pitiful now! Homework is so difficult!" Guo Furong complained.

"My child is not as pitiable as you!" Bai Zhantang said habitually.

Guo Furong felt uncomfortable hearing this: "What do you mean?"

"If I were you, I wouldn't want to live anymore! I shot myself in the foot!" Bai Zhantang put the table together, patted the pillows and got ready to sleep.

He usually lives in the inn lobby, because the most valuable things in the inn are here!

Moreover, Lao Bai is the best in martial arts, so he needs to be here to protect everyone.

"That's enough!" Guo Furong was already annoyed enough, but she didn't expect to be ridiculed by Lao Bai.

"Bai Zhantang! You've gone too far!" Guo Furong scolded Lao Bai for his unscrupulous behavior and pulled his hair frantically.

Lao Bai came over cheerfully and said: "No, no, no! Look at your messy hair! If you don't know, you might think I've dripped you! Come on, drink some water..."

Bai Zhantang poured water for Xiao Guo, and Xiao Guo's eyes rolled - hey?

Guo Furong took off the tie on her hair with a charming look, and Lao Bai looked confused: "What are you doing?"

"What are you talking about?" Xiao Guo finished taking off his hair tie and belt, and then combed his hair again. Ji Ba said, "Why is my hair messed up?"

Then she handed the belt to Bai Zhantang: "Why did this belt escape from your hands? Who can help me undress and take off my belt?"

Lao Bai threw his pants belt into Guo Furong's hand: "Yourself!"

"Who believes it!" Xiao Guo threw the belt out again: "Who believes it? Take the move!"

Lao Bai has come to his senses! How can this little tiger girl be so tigerish? She wants to compete with him even if she doesn’t hesitate to humiliate herself? This idea is too vicious!

"Ouch!" Lao Bai said loudly, "Don't even think about it!"

Guo Furong swooped down and grabbed Lao Bai's lapel - Guo Furong's entire kung fu was in her palms. Lao Bai couldn't get rid of Guo Furong's two small hands.

"Come here! Help!" Guo Furong dragged Lao Bai and pressed him on the table: "Come here! Help!"

Lao Bai was numb: "Stop shouting! Stop shouting!"

Guo Furong pointed at Lao Bai's chin and asked, "Should I hit him or not?"

"No fighting!" Lao Bai continued to insist.

"Indecent!" Guo Furong continued to shout. This self-destructing truck-like behavior was really confusing.

The first one to rush down was Yang Hongru, who was extremely talented in dexterity. He jumped down from the stairs: "What are you doing? Lao Bai! Let that girl go!"

Xiucai and Big Mouth also came out, especially Xiucai. He pulled Lao Bai away fiercely and scolded: "Qin Beast!"

Dazui was also furious: "I'll beat you and me to death!"

Lao Bai was miserable and couldn't say anything: "Listen to my explanation! I was wronged!"

Yang Hongru retorted at him: "Unjustly accused? You are unfairly accused! Old Bai! You...hey...you still don't know your identity? You dare to touch Guo Juxia's daughter? You don't believe Liu Fan

Are they going to hunt you down?"

Tong Xiangyu was also shocked: "Unjustly accused? What are you unjustly accused of?"

"Shopkeeper...listen to my explanation..." Bai Zhantang said weakly.

Tong Xiangyu put on her shawl and walked down the stairs step by step. When she came to Lao Bai, she kept talking without saying a word.

Xiao Guo, who is an actor, came over and said, "Don't hit him! Don't hit him! It's my fault! I was the one who cheated on him!"

Lao Bai looked confused - can you continue to act like this? Are you crazy? You are a tough girl who wants nothing for the sake of competition? You are standing in front of you in this contemporary Tianji Pavilion! The whole world has to know about this tomorrow.
To be continued...
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