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Chapter 973--Heifeng Village in Cuiwei Mountain

In the Ming Dynasty, the law did not prohibit people from keeping some pets. Some people may ask - why didn't the emperor keep giant pandas?

Because this thing is difficult to maintain! And the emperor doesn’t even know that this thing exists!

During the Ming Dynasty, giant pandas lived in the mountains of Sichuan. Do you remember an ancient poem? The road to Shu is difficult, and it is difficult to reach the sky! Getting out of Shu is already very strenuous, and taking pandas out of Shu is even more strenuous!

Moreover, this thing is very picky about food, and even the emperor cannot afford to keep it! If Yang Hongru had not been caring for the pandas carefully and transformed them with Xuan Gong, they would not have lived long. How could one panda send away three generations?

As for why the common people don't raise them? The conditions don't allow it! It's a problem for the people to eat, so they still raise this thing! After the giant panda is released, it will not only sit on the bottom of the prison, but also be a large gold-eating beast!

Therefore, Yang Hongru's panda is not very common in Guanzhong - the Ming Dynasty was in the Little Ice Age, and the panda's activity track was more southerly. Such a huge and beautiful creature is indeed very rare!

"My dear mother, how can I raise such a big bear?" Tong Xiangyu asked.

Yang Hongru said: "What a person eats is what he eats...but the amount must be large, which will be hard for the mouth!"

"What? I have to make food for it?" Dazui exclaimed.

Yang Hongru said: "Give me money..."

"That's no problem!" Da Zui said simply.

Bai Zhantang asked: "How did you raise the black and white scorpion to be so big? I have been to Sichuan and Sichuan and have seen adult black and white scorpion... The largest thing is as tall as a human."

"Do you understand the return to ancestors?" Yang Hongru asked pretending to be profound: "This one is the purest blood! It comes from the ancestor of Chi You - when Chi You defeated the Yellow Emperor, he rode the Chaos Iron-Eating Beast, the Yin-Yang Giant Panda.

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"Can this still be used as a mount?" Tong Xiangyu asked, touching his fat belly.

Yang Hongru said proudly: "It is much more useful than a war horse on the battlefield! Not to mention its rough skin and thick flesh, it can kill generals and capture flags, and it is easy to take the head of a general among thousands of troops. It kills barbarians to death!"

"It's so beautiful... It's so beautiful..." Tong Xiangyu asked: "Where does such a big guy live?"

"Usually, just let him lie down in the lobby to enjoy the cool air. At night, he will crawl into the room and sleep on his own." Yang Hongru said, "Pangpang is very smart, understands human language, and understands human nature. As long as there are no thieves who want to harm him, he will

I've always looked like this naive person."

Xiao Guo asked curiously: "What if someone wants to do something wrong with it?"

"Pangpang can make it fly to the wall with a slap. It can probably be used for painting... Even with Pangpang's brute strength, your father may not be able to use it even if he comes." Yang Hongru said.

Pangpang obediently lay down on the ground - he likes the shade in the backyard very much. If you want to bask in the sun, you can climb to the second floor. From now on, Tongfu Inn will be the Panda Happy House.

In the evening, Yang Hongru began to tell stories. This time he did not sit on the stool - that thing was too hard! He asked Pang Pang to lie on the ground, and he sat on Pang Pang's back and told the story.

The guests were shocked when they saw such a huge thing.

"Sir, what is this?" asked a scholar-like guest.

Yang Hongru shook his fan: "This is a black and white beast. Some people call this beast Pixiu... This is my pet beast. I usually raise it as a mount."

"How come it's so huge?" the man continued to ask.

"Is it big? It seems that your eyesight is still too shallow! Didn't you see that there is an animal in Siam called an elephant - it weighs eight thousand kilograms!" Yang Hongru said.

"Today we are going to tell the legend of my iron-eating beast - it is said that Mulan joined the army in place of her father..." Yang Hongru talked eloquently, telling his own story back then.

Everyone was mesmerized by what they heard. The most scholars had ever read was one Mulan poem. The full text was only a few hundred words long and vague, unlike Yang Hongru who could clearly explain the time, place, characters, and events!

"Speaking of the great general Mulan Shu:

Good looks, nine feet tall, and ambition as high as the sky;

Wearing a python red robe, a sword hangs on his waist;

..."

When it comes to boasting, Yang Hongru has always been professional. Anyway, it was all about the Southern and Northern Dynasties! How can any historian have time to research whether there is Mulan Shu? What's more, what if there is? It's almost a thousand years ago

In the past, how can anyone still come forward to collect copyright fees?

"This General Mulan Tree's crotch is not a neighing red rabbit horse, nor a white-breasted Luma, but a round, chubby, and cute yin-yang iron-eating beast of chaos!"

"The one I'm sitting on is the offspring of the one from the Mulan Tree!" Yang Hongru said in a dazzling voice.

Everyone thought he was bragging. Bragging is already a basic skill for a storyteller. Even if Yang Hongru boasted that he was the Zhenwu Emperor, no one would doubt it when he was still alive! He is a storyteller! It’s just fun!

Anyway, after Yang Hongru said this, the people knew what was under Yang Hongru's butt. At least no one thought it was a monster. Moreover, some merchants from Sichuan could really recognize that it was a black and white lump!

Qixia Town is located in Guanzhong, and its specific location should be near Yuncheng, Shanxi. It leads from Yangguan in the west, Hangu in the east, Sichuan and Shu in the south, and grassland in the north... Merchants traveling from south to north come from all over, otherwise one

How can an inn be opened in the small Qixia Town?

Opening an inn in a small town with a small population is as much an act of asking for bankruptcy as trying to sell coal for sale. Qixia Town has a large immigrant population. After all, it is located on the official road. Although it is not like Tongzhou, where people come from south to north.

There are few transportation choke points, but there is no shortage of foreign population.

After telling the story, the guys at the inn began to clear the table. Xiaobei ran over with a stack of paper: "Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law! I've finished writing!"

Tong Xiangyu is very happy - Xiaobei completed the homework so quickly for the first time! Congratulations! Congratulations!

But when she opened Xiaobei's homework, she found that the content inside was all nonsense. Is one word on a piece of paper okay?

"Are you trying to fool me? Take it back and copy it again!" Tong Xiangyu said angrily.

"Ah~~I can't go to Cuiwei Mountain to play anymore!" Mo Xiaobei said with a sad face.

At this time, Lao Xing rushed in and said, "You can't go to Cuiwei Mountain!"

Tong Xiangyu asked nervously: "What's going on?"

"A group of bandits came from Cuiwei Mountain! They are extremely cruel! Mr. Zhao, the head of the Mighty Escort Bureau...how high is his martial arts? He was stabbed with a knife!" Lao Xing said in a cold voice.

Yang Hongru held a toothpick in his mouth and hummed: "There are bandits coming to Cuiwei Mountain? You don't understand the rules! Don't you know how to send greeting cards to the station?"

Lao Xing looked at Yang Hongru: "Then I'll do you a favor and hand over these bandits!"

"If they didn't send a greeting card, they would be breaking the rules, and the crime would not lead to death... If they dare to rant within the confines of Qixia Town, then there is a way to die." Yang Hongru said.

Old Xing nodded angrily: "These are the damn rules of the world."

Tong Xiangyu asked: "What happened to Mr. Zhao's bodyguard?"

"One click! My hand was chopped off!" Lao Xing said with lingering fear: "Two!"

"What happened next?" Tong Xiangyu asked.

"Then I washed my hands in the golden basin!" Lao Xing said.

"I don't have any hands, what should I wash?" Lao Bai interjected.

"Wash your feet! Anyway, it's the same idea!" Lao Xing said.

"What's the name of that group of bandits?" Yang Hongru asked.

"Black Wind Village!" Lao Xing looked at Yang Hongru with hope - he had received the relevant notification about Yang Hongru from above.

Yang Hongru will take action to solve all the crimes committed by Jianghu people! If Yang Hongru can defeat Heifeng Village, everyone will be happy. He especially hopes that Yang Hongru can take action.

It's a pity that Yang Hongru has no intention of taking action - Mr. Zhao is a member of the Jianghu, and Jianghu is a gangster. If his skills are not as good as others and he is chopped off, he will take the blame - this is the money he earns!

If Heifeng Village takes action against ordinary people in Qixia Town, then Yang Hongru will have enough reason to send them back to the west. When the water is clear, there will be no fish, and Yang Hongru must behave according to the rules. Although Yang Hongru can claim to be invincible,

But Jianghu will no longer have a place for him. Jianghu people will no longer recognize Yang Hongru’s identity as a Jianghu person.

This is why people can't help themselves in the world.
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