Chapter Nine hundred and Eighty-Fourth--Inflated Mo Xiaobei(1/2)
Ever since Xiao Bei became Yang Hongru's disciple, this little aunt has been on the rise. Every day she is either fooling around or playing wildly. She neglects her studies and often doesn't go home even after dark.
"Xiao Bei?" Tong Xiangyu sat in the hotel lobby and waited impatiently.
"Okay! Don't worry! Xiaobei will be fine!" Bai Zhantang advised.
Tong Xiangyu gritted his teeth and said, "It's fine if something happens to her! She is Mr. Yang's disciple now. Does anyone in Qixia Town dare to mess with her? Anyone with a bit of social background will have to go around when they see Xiaobei! If she has the ability, she will be there for the rest of her life.
Don’t come back either!”
Xiao Guo yawned and said, "Then you will have to worry less!"
"What did you say?" Tong Xiangyu glared at Xiao Guo.
Xiao Guo said weakly: "Why are you yelling at me? It's not like I'm staying out all night!"
"If she comes back this time...I will..." Tong Xiangyu said while crying.
The waiters asked: "What are you doing?"
"I'll beat her to death!" Tong Xiangyu said through gritted teeth.
Then she walked around playing in the kitchen while talking.
Big mouth asked: "What are you doing?"
"Get the rolling pin!" Tong Xiangyu said in an evil manner.
"No! You have to find Mr. Yang! Only he can persuade the shopkeeper!" Xiucai suggested.
Bai Zhantang said: "Mr. Yang has something to do and left Qixia Town. He won't be able to come back until night at the earliest! This distant water can't save the near thirst!"
At this time, Mo Xiaobei, who smelled like fish and was carrying a bamboo basket, came back: "I'm back!"
Lao Bai whispered: "Protect the children!"
A group of guys surrounded Xiao Bei. Xiao Bei exclaimed: "Hey? Hey! What's going on?"
Xiao Guo patted Xiao Bei on the head: "Where have you gone crazy?"
"I'm going fishing in the Xiliang River!" Xiaobei said plausibly: "I'm going to catch two fish to honor my master!"
"Where's the fish?" Big Mouth asked.
"They all drowned!" Beckham explained.
When Tong Xiangyu heard the word "drowned", she couldn't hold back immediately: "Who? Who drowned? Is it Xiaobei?"
The gang members pinned Xiao Bei down and made various gestures to cover up Xiao Bei's whereabouts.
"No, no!" The guys shook their heads quickly.
"Really? You guys are talking!" Tong Xiangyu said nervously.
The guys quickly stepped aside to let Tong Xiangyu see this lively Mo Xiaobei.
Mo Xiaobei looked at Tong Xiangyu with a buried face and said weakly: "Sister-in-law~"
Tong Xiangyu picked up the rolling pin and shouted: "Mo Xiaobei!"
The guys quickly stopped:
"It's from the shopkeeper!"
"No, no, no!"
"Don't break the child!"
Tong Xiangyu's hands suddenly softened and she cried bitterly: "You worried me to death! My sister-in-law didn't take good care of you! My sister-in-law is sorry for you!"
When Mo Xiaobei saw that he had not been beaten, he started to tremble.
"You guys! Take good care of Xiaobei! Zhantang~ go get some medicine for Xiaobei so that he doesn't catch a cold! Big Mouth, please turn the fire on and don't let Xiaobei get cold!"
Mo Xiaobei had just come out of the water and his body was indeed a little chilly, which made Tong Xiangyu very nervous.
She coaxed back to the room, and relying on Tong Xiangyu's doting, she shouted to Lao Bai: "Brother Bai! Give me a shoulder squeeze!"
While Lao Bai was squeezing, Xiao Bei was nibbling the melon seeds. Lao Bai looked at them eagerly and asked, "Can you give me a bite?"
Xiaobei glanced sideways: "I've rewarded you!"
The scholar was arranging the skins of melon seeds, and when the ground was almost tidied up, he asked: "It's done, what should we do next?"
"What do you think?" Xiaobei asked lazily.
The scholar suddenly realized: "Pour it down!"
Xiaobei scorned: "I don't have any eyesight!"
Big mouth asked: "Do you have a fan? Turn on the fire and light the decoction!"
"I don't know how to blow with my mouth without a fan!" Xiaobei replied mischievously.
Dazui left in a sarcastic manner, and Xiaobei snorted: "No brainer!"
While eating melon seeds, Lao Bai squeezed Xiao Bei's shoulders, but the force was not evenly applied, and the pain made Mo Xiao Bei grin.
"You don't know how to be gentle! You think I'm made of iron!" Xiaobei kicked the table away angrily: "Change legs! Change legs! Give me a good hammer!"
Lao Bai lowered his eyebrows and beat Xiao Bei's legs. Xiao Guo ran in anxiously: "The glutinous rice balls are ready, eat them while they are hot!"
Xiaobei waved his hand: "Let's leave it there for now!"
Xiao Guo put down the glutinous rice balls and Xiao Bei said: "Sing me a song!"
Xiao Guo pinched his waist and asked angrily: "What do you want to hear?"
"The mountain road here has eighteen bends~" Xiaobei hummed unsteadily.
"You're looking for a slap!" Xiao Guo raised his palm and threatened.
Tong Xiangyu came over in a hurry: "What are you talking about?"
Xiao Guo quickly changed his face: "I'm just teasing her!"
"If you have some spare time, hurry up and dry the wet clothes!" Tong Xiangyu ordered: "I just finished washing! Go quickly!"
Tong Xiangyu looked at Bai Zhantang and said, "Zhantang, don't hammer anymore, you go back first! I'll chat with Xiaobei for a while!"
Bai Zhantang was overjoyed and cried with joy: "Thank you! Thank you!"
Tong Xiangyu looked at Mo Xiaobei, who looked carefree and said softly: "Xiaobei, you are a smart kid... what happened today..."
"It's so annoying! It's so annoying!" Mo Xiaobei said impatiently: "I know these two sentences every time! Can you change it to something new? Fortunately, my brother died early, otherwise you would be annoying him to death sooner or later!
"
Tong Xiangyu was so angry that she burst into tears and stretched out her palm to slap Mo Xiaobei.
"Hit! Hit here!" Mo Xiaobei pointed at his face.
Tong Xiangyu was so angry that she trembled, then turned and walked out of Xiaobei's room.
As soon as she went out, she saw the guys at the door: "You guys?"
Everyone shouted in unison: "We all heard it!"
Lao Bai said: "Shopkeeper! You can't continue to pamper me like this! How will you control me in the future?"
"Listen to me! Beat Mr. Yang before she comes back. Beat her until she cries like a wolf!" Xiao Guo suggested.
Mo Xiaobei walked out of the room with his arms crossed: "I heard it all!"
A group of people angrily scolded Mo Xiaobei: "I just want you to hear it!"
"Mo Xiaobei! I'm warning you - if you talk to your sister-in-law in the future, believe it or not, I will come back to the world again?" Guo Furong threatened.
"You have beaten so many people, but have any of them actually practiced martial arts? Come on! Why don't you try beating me? Are you not afraid of breaking your oath and having your martial arts revoked by my master?" Mo Xiaobei retorted.
Xiao Guo was speechless for a long time: "I...and..."
Xiao Guo was defeated and the scholar came up: "It's not that she doesn't have martial arts, it's that she didn't meet! Zi once said..."
"How many years have you been with Ziyue? You haven't even achieved any fame! You're far worse than my master!" Xiaobei continued to taunt.
"You! Humph!" Xiucai said loudly.
"The test for academic merit has nothing to do with whether you study or not! The most important thing is your connections! Scholars, don't worry - this matter is all on me!" Da Zui said.
"As a chef, I can't even fry an egg! How shameful!" Mo Xiaobei went crazy and continued to output.
Lao Bai stepped forward to take over: "Familiar! Why aren't you familiar?"
"You are familiar with everyone! But they are not familiar with you! After traveling all over the country for so many years, who knows you and who cares about you! Can you learn from my master? Wherever you go, you will be surrounded by stars!" Xiaobei is already super awesome!
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"Let's ignore him!" the guys countered.
Tong Xiangyu said: "Yes!"
"Yes! Yes!" Mo Xiaobei said disdainfully: "As a shopkeeper, I don't have any opinion at all! I know it's right all day long! If this continues, how can we open this store?"
Xiaobei was the perfect one-on-five winner! Her thinking was so clear thanks to the book Yang Hongru read to her. You see! After reading the book, Xiaobei’s mouth became sharper! Her curses were well-founded! So reading
To be continued...