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Chapter 986--Mo Xiaobei sleepwalks into the future(1/2)

"Little girl, wake up!" Mo Xiaobei was shaken awake from her deep sleep. When she opened her eyes, she saw Dazui's face full of pits.

"Wake up! Don't sleep here! It's affecting my business!" Big Mouth wore a fashionable headscarf on his head, fashionable earrings on his ears, and a pair of Bluetooth headsets around his neck.

Xiaobei was a little confused - Is this Uncle Big Mouth? Why are he dressed so fancy? And he has slept all night? It is daytime now!

But why is there no one on the street? Logically speaking, there should be people coming and going in front of the Tongfu Inn which is open!

At this time, a bald man wearing a windbreaker and sunglasses walked out of the back door with a fashionable girl with long black hair.

The bald man said: "This old street of the Ming and Qing Dynasties is well protected, right? When there are dramas, you can film, and when there are no dramas, you can do tourism."

The fashionable woman spoke with a deep southern accent. When she saw Mo Xiaobei, she exclaimed: "Wow! It's so cool! Even the waiters are wearing ancient costumes!"

Xiaobei took a closer look and found that the two people in strange clothes in front of him turned out to be Xiucai and Sister Xiaoguo!

"Where's your hair?" Beckham asked.

The scholar glanced at him: And!

Then she looked at "Sister Xiao Guo": "Why is your hair so bad?"

"This is called plasma perm! Haha...it's different from your hair condom!" Xiao Guo said with a kind smile, and then she reached out to pull the "hair condom" that Xiaobei didn't have.

"Hiss! It hurts! I hate it!" Mo Xiaobei cried out in pain.

The bald scholar said in amazement: "Huh? This kid has a personality! I like it!"

He took out a pink ticket from his pocket and handed it to Xiao Bei: "Take this hundred yuan and buy something delicious!"

Xiao Guo said: "Take it!"

Little Bei was beeping while holding a pink ticket and was speechless for a long time - what is this? A piece of paper? The printing is so exquisite! It is only a little worse than the book that Master gave me!

Finally, she pocketed the one hundred yuan. It’s a new thing, so you can keep it for collection!

At this time, another man and a woman came from the alley. The man was wearing casual clothes and a scarf, while the woman had short hair and was fashionable and beautiful.

"I can't walk anymore..." The woman acted coquettishly to the man.

The man smiled and said: "The view in front is better!"

The woman really didn't want to leave: "There is an inn here, so just stay here!"

The man said happily: "Okay! I will listen to you!"

Xiaobei looked at the visitor and slowly walked forward: "Sister-in-law?"

The short-haired woman said disgustedly: "Who is your sister-in-law? What are you calling me? This child is so annoying!"

"Legally speaking, I'm still single!" the short-haired woman said with a sweet smile.

The bald boss came over at this moment: "Are you the one on TV..."

"Healthy Express, I play Yan Wenxiu~" the short-haired woman said.

The bald scholar turned back to look at the plasma iron Xiao Guo: "I haven't seen it, have you seen it?"

Plasma iron Xiao Guo said: "I have seen it! There is also a story about the cooking class..."

"I know this!" said the bald scholar.

Short-haired Tong Xiangyu said in annoyance: "It's so annoying, people recognize me again!"

"Put on your sunglasses..." the white-collar worker said in a low voice.

Short-haired Xiang Yu said: "They are all sitcoms, but they make money after filming them!"

"If you want to invest more money, come to me!" said the bald tyrant Xiucai Haoheng: "Is one million per episode enough?"

"One million?" Short-haired Xiangyu was a little confused - the investment was too big!

"Not enough? It's not enough. Add more! Ten million should be fine, right?" the bald scholar asked.

The short-haired Xiangyu was shocked, and the white-collar worker interjected: "You are talking about a party of six, right?"

"Six people can go? As long as you have money, even 6,000 people can do it!" The bald scholar's nouveau riche expression was unmistakable: "Remember! If you need money, come to me!"

Plasma perm Xiao Guo said softly: "Hurry up and check in! If it's later, there won't be a room!"

The four of them looked at each other and hurriedly ran into the lobby.

“Boss, check in!”

“Check the room!”

"We were here first!"

Xiaobei couldn't understand what they were talking about, so he could only mutter to himself: "It's a dream! It's definitely a dream!"

A serious professional Xiaomi, a security guard wearing yellow clothes and a red armband, riding a variable-speed bicycle in the scenic area, came to the door of the inn and shouted: "Jiang Chao!"

"Hey!" The fashionable big mouth ran out quickly.

"Take away your beggar stall! It affects the appearance of the street!" Security guard Xiaomi said: "There are many tourists these two days, please pay attention to safety!"

"Hey! That kid! I'm talking about you!" The fashionable big mouth asked: "Where are you from?"

Xiaobei shook his head in confusion: "I don't know..."

"What about your parents?"

"He died a long time ago!" Xiaobei said sadly.

Dazui looked at the child pitifully and comforted him: "You are such a pitiful child... Then is there anyone else in your family?"

"No..." Xiaobei shook his head - since he ran away from home, he no longer has any relatives!

"Well...I'm missing a guy, what do you want to do?" Big Mouth asked.

Xiaobei nodded quickly. The most important thing now is to settle down and settle down: "Yeah! What are the conditions?"

"Food and housing are included! I'll give you this amount every month!" Big Mouth held out five fingers.

"Five cents?" Xiaobei was speechless - this is too little!

"Five cents?" Big Mouth was confused: "No, no, no! Multiply it by a hundred times!"

"Five cents? Multiplied by one hundred? Five hundred cents? Half a tael of silver?" Xiaobei cheered: "Ouch! I'm prosperous!"

Big mouth is speechless: "No, no, no, don't... take your bag and go! Take your bag and go!"

Xiao Bei hurriedly went to help carry the bag, leaving Big Mouth confused: "Is she so happy for five yuan?"

Xiao Bei's happy waiter career ended before it even began. When she was working as a waiter, she was made very difficult by four customers, namely the scholar Xiao Guo and the old Bai Tong Xiang.

Even her boss yelled at her and reprimanded her in various ways. In just a few hours, she suffered all the hardships in life. She had experienced all the malice she had inflicted on the guys before.

Feeling the harshness of the world and the warmth of human relationships, Xiaobei suddenly felt infinite regret in his heart. Only his relatives can unconditionally accept his bad habits, and outsiders will not tolerate him!

Xiao Bei burst into tears, but he could only live on the street. At this time, a dark hand held a piece of bread that was in high contrast with his skin color and handed it to Xiao Bei.

"Little girl, let's have something to eat... It's dark, why don't you go home?" A dirty guy asked lazily.

Xiaobei took a closer look under the light of the street lamp and immediately shouted with joy: "Master?!"

The beggar-like guy's eyes widened: "Master? What's the point? I haven't joined the beggar gang either! When will a disciple pop up?"

"You... are not my master! My master will not be like you! My master is invincible in the world! My master is as rich as any country in the world! My master is a decathlete!" Mo Xiaobei shouted.

The beggar said lazily: "So... where is your master?"

"I don't know...Sister-in-law! Brother Bai! Sister Xiao Guo! Scholar! Big Mouth! And Master...I can't find them!" Mo Xiaobei cried.

The beggar version of Yang Hongru picked his feet and smelled them by the way - well, no need to wash them yet...

"This poor kid..." He threw the bread to Xiaobei and said, "Eat something before you cry!"

"You...don't you want to eat?" Xiaobei asked.

The beggar version of Yang Hongru said: "I have a clever trick to fill my stomach - what do you think it is?"

"I don't know..." Xiaobei said weakly.

"Look at the wheel, it's big and round! Look at the seat, it's long and wide! Look at the battery - it's very valuable! As long as we take it out secretly...our dinner will be safe!"

"The beggar version of Yang Hongru said with a sly eyebrow.

Xiaobei is ignorant, but she knows how to pick locks! The Mo family's mechanical skills include professional knowledge about sliding doors and picking locks! It is said that one method can solve all problems. Xiaobei's hands-on ability is super strong.

In a short time, Xiaobei took out the battery from the electric car.

Yang Hongru, the beggar version, praised: "Awesome! From now on...you will hang out with me! I am the leader of this street gang! If you join my sect, I guarantee you will have food every time!"

At this time, Yang Hongru, who was carrying the battery, was discovered by safety inspector Xiaomi. Xiaomi chased him on his bicycle: "It's you again! You stole something just after being released! Dogs can't change the habit of eating rice fields!"

The beggar version of Yang Hongru threw the battery into Xiaobei's arms and immediately held his head on the spot: "I didn't steal the battery! It was that kid who stole it! I have nothing to lose!"

"Hmph! Do you still have the nerve to blame a child? Do you still have the shame?" Security officer Xiaomi grabbed Yang Hongru's arm and was about to send him to the scenic police station, while Xiaobei followed suit and followed suit.

Holding the battery and following Yang Hongru.

As soon as they arrived at the police station in the scenic area, the policemen handcuffed Yang Hongru to the heating pipe with ease, and Yang Hongru also straddled his horse as usual.

Friends who have had relevant experience must know! The design of the heating pipe in the police station is very clever! When an adult man with a height of 1.7 to 1.8 meters is buckled on the heating pipe--
To be continued...
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