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[25] The uncle washed his hands, and Houhai washed him dry

A man didn't know that Jia Zhang felt sorry for his own things.

Maybe even if he knows, he won’t care, because he really can’t like Jia Zhang.

Because he didn't care about Jia Zhang's reasons, after taking the little guys to eat meat buns and change their clothes, the old man went directly to say hello to the old lady and went to play in the empty space in the compound.

The old man really likes to play with children. He sometimes takes the little guys to play with eagles catching chickens, sometimes takes them to play with stones, sometimes takes them to play with blocks, like an old naughty boy, completely different from his usual seriousness.

After playing with the children for a while, an aunt called for dinner, and an old man immediately took them home for lunch.

When braised chicken, fried eggs with peppers, fried fungus with bacon, and large pots of meat dumplings were served, the little guys were excited and happy again.

However, because of the fact that they had fun and had too good food, the four little guys fell asleep in the arms of an old lady, Li Aiguo's wife, and Qin Huairu after they had eaten.

When the children were all asleep, the old man immediately spoke there, "Let the children have a good sleep, and then Daya, you accompany your master's wife and others to take care of the children here.

Patriotism, you go out with me to fish. Today we have a rare rest. Let’s go out to relax together. Then we have dinner together in the evening. You will be allowed to go home after you finish eating..."

"Master, if that bastard Jia Dongxu doesn't give you his retirement in the future, I'll give you his retirement." Faced with the gentle treatment of a man, Li Aiguo was moved in this era when he could go to war for a pound of rice.

"What stupid things are you saying? Your master is only in his forties. You are not in a hurry to retire. Let's go fishing and see if you can catch some fish tonight and come back to eat fried fish pieces." After patting Li Aiguo's shoulder with a smile, the first old man directly pulled him to find the third old man and went out to fish together.

Originally, when the first uncle and Li Aiguo went to ask the third uncle to go fishing together, the third uncle didn't want to go.

Until the first uncle heroically stated that he had bought the fish he caught by his third uncle, the third uncle reluctantly took the fishing gear and took the first uncle and the others to fish in Houhai.

After rushing to Houhai by car, the third uncle immediately took his fishing gear to find a place to get the hook, and soon caught a crucian carp the size of three fingers.

The only one old man and Li Aiguo, who were the hooks and fishing lines, first smiled bitterly and chopped bamboo and reed poles to be fishing rods, then grabbed some grasshoppers and digged some earthworms to be used as bait. When the three old men all connected three fish, their hooks began to take the bait into the water.

I don’t know if it’s bad luck or luck, but the old man who used the reed pole as the fishing rod hit a super big black bluefish for the first hook, which made him pull it now, either.

In the end, there was no other way, and there was no extra hook, so he could only take the fish there slowly with the idea that ninety percent of the fish could not come.

Walking a fish is more tiring than walking a dog, especially when you feel that the fish are probably not going to get there, and you still have to watch the third uncle keep getting there.

Fortunately, the first uncle has always been a very patient person. He was watching the third uncle get on the fish for an hour and a half, and at the same time, he was also carefully slipping away the fish for an hour and a half. In the end, he relied on his patience to walk the green fish until he turned to his stomach.

"Oh my god, this big bluefish is a little too big. This fish must be forty or fifty kilograms, right?" When the big bluefish turned over, the third uncle exclaimed directly.

What is completely opposite to the third uncle is that Li Aiguo took off his pants and went into the water in his shorts. He suddenly grabbed the gills of the big bluefish, and then pulled the big bluefish that had been taken to the shore by the old man.

"Come on, let it go, the fish will be killed, otherwise we may be in vain if it struggles." After asking Li Aiguo to look at his hands, the old man picked up a stone and smashed the big bluefish to death.

After smashing the big bluefish to death, the old man sat on the ground and said, "Good guy, I didn't walk the fish all day long in the workshop...~."

"Lao Yi, you've made a lot of money. Such a big bluefish is probably worth 40 or 50 kilograms. You can't drink and eat meat every day after taking it back." After a busy afternoon, the third uncle, who was originally very happy, became a little sour after seeing the big bluefish of the old man landing.

Seeing the third old man with a sore face, the first old man said to him with a smile, "Old Yan, give me your fish, I will allow you to bring your wife and your little daughter to our house for dinner tonight?"

"Lao Yi, you have changed and you have become calculating. In the past, you must have invited me without any conditions when you encounter something like this. Now you have started to talk to me about the conditions. You have really changed. You are no longer the generous Lao Yi." Although I knew that the first uncle's family had a good meal tonight, I thought that I would give him all my fish for free, the third uncle still felt that he was in a loss.

"My farm is so big, and the rivers inside don't have much water. The most important thing is that I can use it to collect things, so can I just collect all the water and fish here?

If so, then I won’t have to buy the third uncle’s fish anymore. And if that happens, I can just get the fish out of the farm and eat it. This is really worth my try!!”

After muttering a few words in my heart, the first old man immediately walked to the water to wash his hands, and said to the third old man without looking back, "It's not impossible for me to invite you to dinner for free tonight, but what if I promised to keep taking you fish before, it would be invalid."

"If you are invalid, you will be invalid. If you are a person from a compound, I will sell you fish all the time. I will just take my daughter over tonight, but my wife will not take her."

Just when the third uncle agreed to make the abolition agreement, the first uncle attacked Houhai, and the third uncle was directly there with dozens of people on the shore watching the water that suddenly disappeared. "Oh my god, what's wrong? Why did the water suddenly dry??"

At this time, more than one old man was washing his hands on the shore.

However, in order to be more natural, the old man pretended to fall accidentally when the water in Houhai was killed, and then he picked up a big catfish in a panic look and ran up again.

Many people saw the story of a man falling into Houhai, picking up a big catfish and running out, but no one dared to go down and learn.

Because the water from Qianhai and Xihai rushed over quickly, the water from Houhai was replenished again.

"Who is that uncle? He has to carry a fish before he can come up when he falls. He is not afraid of returning and slapping him to death?"

"This person must be a stingy person. He is the kind of person who has to catch sand after falling down before he is willing to get up. Otherwise, if a normal person falls down, he will definitely run up as soon as possible."

"Yes, the proverb that he would have to catch a piece of sand before he could get up after falling down must have been born for him, otherwise he would not have wanted to catch a fish before he could get up."
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