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Chapter 184: Silly column lovelorn(1/2)

"when!"

The porcelain bottle collided with the table.

Yi Chuanzong, who was drawing pictures, was awakened.

He looked up and saw two bottles of wine.

Seeing Silly Zhu's depressed expression, he was slightly startled and said cautiously: "Brother Zhuzi, it's okay for you to slap the table with me, but it's not okay for you to slap my face on me!"

Silly Zhu forced a smile, his smile was ugly.

"Drink with me."

Yi Chuanzong frowned and glanced down from the corner of his eyes. There were two white porcelain bottles with big red labels on them. They were Maotai liquor that he was familiar with. The price of this wine has increased a bit, and now it costs five yuan a bottle.

Was there ever a time when Silly Zhu was so generous?

"It's okay to drink, but let's decide first who will do the cooking?"

Bang bang bang!

Silly Zhu slapped the table three times in succession and shouted in dissatisfaction: "Brother, I'm like this, can we stop joking?"

"Stop bullying me. There are no people as miserable as me. How can you bear it?"

"Brother, I have cooked a meal for you for a year, and I have invited you to eat there a lot. What can you do if you cook a meal for me?"

"Didn't you see I bought wine?"

Yi Chuanzong smiled and calmly received the documents he had made in the afternoon into his arms. At the same time, he glanced at the wine bottle and said: "Brother Zhuzhu, the wine you bought was last year. The Maotai-flavor wine is still enough for three meals."

It’s delicious.”

"Hey young!"

Silly Zhu was so angry that he stared at the two bull's-eyes. He picked up a wine bottle with one hand and pointed at the label on it with the other hand.

"This is Moutai, you still think this is not good? There is no one like you!"

Yi Chuanzong nodded slightly, looking a little obedient, "I know, but this wine has the aroma of sauce. It is really delicious after three years."

"Hey, you, am I talking to you about wine? I'm talking about food!"

Silly Zhu was so angry that he was so miserable. In the end, this guy didn't even offer any comfort, but kept making jokes.

Yi Chuanzong tilted his head slightly and asked: "You mean the food is ready at home? Then I'll cook it for you at Auntie's side."

"Are you really successful? Are you still thinking about a little vegetable? I'm not serving you. When did you see me buying vegetables? That's just to stock up on cabbage in the winter."

Silly Zhu wanted to leave, but he wanted to have a good drink or two to vent his frustration, "I'll give you money! I'll give you money to the head office, right?"

Yi Chuanzong stood up, packed the documents on the table, and replied casually: "It's all about money. I'm just too lazy to run back and forth. I just want to cook a meal?"

"Brother, I have something to ask for. When did I pull my crotch?"

Silly Zhu raised his chest and raised his head with a contented look. Now his mood began to improve.

Looking down and looking at the ghostly drawings, he asked softly: "What is this?"

Yi Chuanzong said casually: "The transformation drawings and data of the lathe in the factory have improved the process and design concept."

Silly Zhu curled his lips and said, "Just changing the lathe?"

"Yes. Brother Zhuzhu, where do you want to eat?" Yi Chuanzong asked.

Silly Zhu was silent for a moment and replied: "Come over to me. I still have two bottles of wine at home. Let's have a good drink tonight?"

Yi Chuanzong nodded and said, "Okay, you sit at home for a while, and I'll go home to get the food. Auntie's side has a little less food. We won't go home until we get drunk tonight!"

"I've been waiting for your words! Wouldn't it have been better if it had been like this?" Sha Zhuqiang smiled, and his mood seemed to improve slightly.

Yi Chuanzong packed up his things and returned them to his uncle's house. He took the key on the table and said, "Brother Zhuzi wants to have a drink with me tonight. I'll go home to get some food."

Lou Xiao'e asked doubtfully: "He asked you for a drink? Are you cooking?"

Yi Chuanzong nodded and replied: "I'll bring the things over and cook the dishes on both sides together."

Lou Xiao'e said curiously: "Didn't you instruct him to cook before? Why are you cooking this time? You didn't agree to drink before."

Yi Chuanzong said casually: "Hey, a friend from the same hospital came here to ask for help. He just thinks that I have nothing to do at home, so there is no need to invite me three times."

"What's going on? Why did he suddenly think of coming to you for a drink? I heard you guys arguing outside just now. I heard that he was off work. Could it be that he suffered a loss when he went out to play?" Lou Xiao'e guessed.

"Suffering?"

"It's okay to say that you suffered a loss."

"but……"

Yi Chuanzong pondered slightly, and then added: "But I see his depressed face and his bad temper. It seems that he is only suffering from one aspect. His expression is similar to that of Yan Jiecheng. I guess he is heartbroken."

"You also know that this guy doesn't want to fall in love properly. He only wants to do something literary and artistic. But he doesn't have that kind of culture. Dong Shi Xiaochang made a fool of himself and he can't get over it. He always wastes the girl's feelings. The two of them are about to end it early.

, it should be made clear today.”

Lou Xiao'e's face looked a little weird, and she hesitated a little and said: "Si Zhu is a little weird, okay, you go ahead, I want to eat braised beef, please bring me some."

"Okay, just wait. I'll be right back."

After cooking two tables of dishes, Yi Chuanzong walked towards Sha Zhu's house.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Silly Zhuzhu sitting on the west side of the table with his head silently lowered, not eating, not talking, and not even taking out the wine glass.

Yi Chuanzong snickered, then silently walked to the cupboard and took two wine glasses, walked over and sat on the east side, and poured wine into one of the wine glasses.

Silly Zhu only raised his head and glanced, then lowered his head gloomily.

Yi Chuanzong said with some comfort: "Come on, buddy, no matter what happens, won't it delay us having a drink?"

Silly Zhu didn't say anything, he picked up the wine glass and drank directly.

Yi Chuanzong raised his eyebrows, took two bites of the food and poured another glass of wine for Si Zhu without saying anything.

Then the atmosphere fell into silence. Yi Chuanzong happily ate vegetables and drank wine. He chewed a mouthful of cauliflower slowly and praised his cooking skills again. At the same time, he made up his mind that he would eat whatever he said in the future.

Planted vegetables.

The two drank in tacit understanding, and Shazhu raised his head several times to look at it. The more he saw Yi Chuanzong enjoying himself, the more uncomfortable he felt.

After drinking for three rounds, Shazhu finally couldn't bear it anymore. He raised his head and shouted dissatisfied: "Brother, what do you mean? You didn't say a word?"

Yi Chuanzong raised his head and was a little confused, and asked: "What's wrong? You didn't say anything either? What's the matter? You, a grown man, still need comfort, why don't we just drink?"

"I'm not a girl, so I can't pour you a drink. I have to bring it to your mouth and greet you politely, 'Sir, do you want to drink?'"

Silly Zhu was speechless for a moment. He drank another glass and said in a low voice, "Xiaojie and I broke up."

Yi Chuanzong laughed loudly, and his laughter was a bit harsh.

Silly Zhu became a little anxious when he saw him like this, "What's the matter with you? Don't you see your brother so sad? You're still laughing!"

Yi Chuanzong waved his hand and said: "No, no, no, I'm not laughing at you, I just feel it. Are you two in a relationship? Are you breaking up with someone?"

Silly Zhu's eyes suddenly widened and he shouted: "Don't go too far! We are on a blind date, why are we not in love? We also have feelings?"

The corner of Yi Chuanzong's mouth twitched and he said: "There are still feelings. Let's not talk about that stupid girl, let's just talk about you. Are you serious about falling in love with someone?"

"As soon as I found someone, it was a pavilion by the lake. The two of them took the books and started reading. What they were reading was something like that. I didn't even know whether you asked someone to be a teacher or you were a teacher to someone."

Silly Zhu's eyes were stunned, and he defended with evasive eyes: "We are in love, you don't understand!"

Yi Chuanzong sneered and retorted mercilessly, "Are you still flirting? Are you a prostitute in poetry? Are you a prostitute in poetry?"

"A big girl is sitting with you, but you have some lewd thoughts!"

"You are looking for a wife! Not a teacher! You don't have any idea, how can you hold this girl on the bed? Give you a child?"

Silly Zhu's face was very embarrassed. He finally thought about it. The problem was that he felt rude when he had an idea. And when he thought about it, he was nervous! He was extremely nervous.

"Do you think there is emotion in reading?"

"I told you a long time ago that you should read something that two people would like to listen to together. It's like 'Guan Guan Ju Jiu on the River Continent' or 'There is no colorful phoenix in the body with two flying wings, but the mind has a spiritual connection' and so on.

'It seems that these stars are not the same as last night, for whom the wind and dew set the midnight sun.'"

"There's no need to memorize the whole sentence, both good and bad. You're uneducated to begin with, so why are you pretending? It doesn't matter if you don't understand, just express it. That stupid girl has studied for two years, so she will understand."

"What do you mean when you ask a girl to tell you? Even if you don't understand, pretend to understand. Even if you don't listen, just keep your eyes open, stare straight at her, and express your inner lustful thoughts."

"You've always seen her so embarrassed that she can't stand it. Normally, you wouldn't dare to make a move. Why shouldn't that shy look stimulate your animal desires? She thinks you're going to make a move. Isn't this the atmosphere?

"

Yi Chuanzong kept scolding Sha Zhu and revealed all the bad things Sha Zhu had done.

Silly Zhu felt guilty, but the more he listened, the more embarrassed and annoyed he became. Finally, he became angry and said: "I said, buddy, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay?"

"I was nervous when I saw her. She is such a beautiful girl, and she is educated, and she works in an office, and she is so decent. I feel guilty. Is it okay to feel guilty?"

Yi Chuanzong snorted and said: "Just admit it, I have told you to listen to me. It doesn't matter if you do some art, but the purpose of art is to trick that stupid girl into your home and put her in bed."

"People's literature and art are about expressing emotions, and you are only at your level. Do you think that reciting poems and composing poems is something you are good at? You are really good at smashing walnuts with eggs."

"Whatever you do, don't forget your profession. You can cook so many dishes. Is it possible that you don't even have a story? Make a big table for her, talk about topics between men and women, and drink more.
To be continued...
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