Chapter 1188 Passing the test(1/2)
Shaluo frowned, you are not asking for death.
Among the eight women, the Pasha hated Xie Fu the most. He said coldly: "Goddess, stop talking nonsense to him and kill him."
The queen's eyes were filled with hatred and she gritted her teeth: "Okay, kill him!"
With a clang, the pasha drew his sword.
Xie Fu hesitated to speak. Maybe he could save his life by listening to the scriptures together, but he really didn't want to get entangled with the queen, and he didn't dare to ask for this Tianmai.
When he was hesitating, Shaluo said: "Goddess, just kill him like this, it's too easy for him." Her eyes hinted to Goddess, didn't we have a plan to retaliate against him severely?
Just as the pasha was about to speak, the queen said first: "Execution!"
A woman brought a plan, and there were four instruments of torture on the case.
The first item was a pair of scissors, the second item was a plate of stinky dog shit, the third item was a disgusting bowl of live maggots, and the fourth item was a firecracker as big as a thumb.
Xie Fu only glanced at it and blurted out: "Queen, I am guilty."
The Queen said coldly: "If you are guilty, accept the punishment and choose one."
Xie Fu glanced at the scissors and Jing immediately understood what the scissors represented. When a woman hates a man, this is what she wants to do most.
After looking at the plate of dog shit, I wasn’t sure I could eat it. As for the live maggots, which were really disgusting, intuitively speaking, the thumb-sized firecrackers were easier for people to accept.
Seeing that Xie Fu was reluctant to choose, the queen said coldly: "Choose one! If you don't choose, I will help you choose!"
"Do I have to pick? I'm guilty. It's all my fault."
"Zero, let him use it in turn!"
Xie Fu said anxiously: "Then choose firecrackers."
The queen's lips curled up and she said to Xie Fu, "I knew you would choose this."
"Zero, use it for him."
But she saw that instead of taking the firecrackers on the table, she took the firecrackers as thick as her forearms.
Ground cannon! This thing is used for opening ceremonies. The bang is heard by everyone.
Xie Fu grinned: "Isn't it the one in the case?"
The queen sneered: "Who told you about the case?"
Shaluo had already stuffed the underground cannon into his mouth, thanking Fu for a grunt and using ventriloquism: "This will cause death, Queen Mother, I won't just laugh at you, and I won't do anything to you...
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Shaluo blew a puff of fire and lit the fuse, which glowed with flames and made a buzzing sound.
Xie Fu looked at the rapidly burning fuse and broke out in cold sweat. Although he was not afraid of swords, he had never experienced this before!
Perhaps he was too nervous, so he blew out a breath from his nostrils and blew out the fuse.
Xie Fu breathed a sigh of relief. He hadn't been so nervous for a long time, and his heart was beating so fast.
The sudden buzzing sound came again, but it was Shaluo who lit the fuse again.
This time the fuse became shorter and burned quickly. Xie Fu made two nervous noises and the fuse burned out.
Xie Fu closed his eyes, and Queen Jing also closed her eyes.
There was no sound of explosion for a long time, so Shaluo took the cannon out of Xie Fu's mouth and said, "It's a dumb cannon."
Xie Fuha smiled: "God bless you!"
Xie Fu really didn't mean to be provocative at all. At this moment, he was just so happy that he couldn't help himself, the kind of hearty feeling of escaping from death.
But for the queen, this was simply a provocation, "I hope God can bless you a few times, Shaluo, let him use it in turn."
"You're cheating."
The queen smiled mischievously and said: "You said you are not afraid of retribution, retribution is coming soon."
"I'll do it!" the pasha took a pair of large scissors for cutting cloth.
Xie Fu knew what they wanted to do without asking. With the firecracker incident just now, he didn't think they were just trying to intimidate him.
"Queen, I have a poem to give you. Can you forgive me?"
The queen smiled slightly: "I said, I will not forgive you."
Xie Fu blurted out: "On the thirteenth day of the first lunar month, at Amitabha Temple, at midnight, Yuan was in the compartment."
The queen was stunned, her mind was in a trance, and she suddenly saw that the pasha had already slashed, and shouted urgently: "Stop!"
"Goddess, this man is smooth-tongued and clever. Don't listen to his nonsense."
The queen said calmly: "You go out first."
"Goddess."
"go out!"
Unconsciously, the queen's voice sounded a little deep, as if something serious had happened.
All eight girls left the hall, but the queen asked Sara to stay.
Her mind was a little confused now. One time it was the destined person at Amitabha Temple who gave her clothes and poems, and the other time it was the altar that humiliated her in every possible way, making her hate the money.
At this time, she didn't dare to face him, and finally made up her mind to look at him.
Xie Fu responded with an embarrassed smile.
When the queen saw his smile, she said fiercely: "Don't laugh!"
Xie Fu immediately put away his smile. In fact, he had no idea at all. Can ten copper coins buy one tael of silver? It was just a matter of listening to the scriptures together. It was a coincidence at best.
But Xie Fu didn't know how important this coincidence was to the queen. A series of coincidences made her throb one after another.
So much so that there were two evenly matched ropes pulling and contradicting each other in her heart.
"Let me ask you, which fat man told you?"
"We went together."
Hearing this answer, the queen felt a sense of joy in her heart, but she said: "I don't believe it!"
Xie Fu said with an indifferent expression: "If you don't believe it, there's nothing I can do about it."
"Zara, if he is within ten breaths and cannot prove that he has been there, you will kill him."
"Is it important?"
Before Xie Fu asked this question, Shaluo's fingers had already reached five. Like the goddess, she was also in a mess now. The only thing she knew was that the goddess was now very emotionally sensitive and could not tolerate the slightest bit of stimulation.
Xie Fu immediately read out the poem:
Cowherd and Weaver Girl holiday
Play the piano and compose poems at the end of the month
The temple is quiet except for the sound of bells and drums
When the sound stops, I feel the stars move
How many yellow crowns are there in Taoist temples?
Seeing a few things and forgetting all about them
When will we get Taoyuan Cave?
Play chess with that immortal
I see!
The queen felt instantly freed from an extremely oppressive space, her heart was filled with joy, and some warm and wonderful joy was flowing in her blood. This joy made her slightly dizzy, as if she was floating in the clouds.
Tears flowed down involuntarily.
Xie Fu was shocked when he saw it, and asked weakly: "Queen, have you been disappointed?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! The queen turned around and seemed to be quiet again. After coming for a long time, she said: "Zara, go get that inner coat."
After Shaluo left, there were only two people left in the hall, and only the flickering lights were left in silence.
The queen looked at him several times, and Xie Fu also laughed awkwardly several times. He didn't know what roles the two parties should play at this moment.
The destined people who listen to the sutra together in the middle of the night are the holy goddess and the silver thief who gave birth to a child, or the queen and her ministers.
Xie Fu didn't say a word. The Queen hesitated to speak several times, but turned away several times.
The queen hoped that he could be more cynical, but he turned out to be dignified and like a gentleman.
Xie Fu hoped that the queen would be as cold and hateful as she was towards him just now, but she was as quiet as an uneasy girl.
It is obviously a spacious hall, but it feels depressingly cramped.
Until Sarao's footsteps came, both of them secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Mr. Xie looked at the inner garment, which he had given as a gift that day at Amitabha Temple. He clearly gave it to a close friend, a destined person whom he met by chance, so why did he give it to the Queen?
At this moment, I saw that the sleeves of the undershirt were stained with blood. Did it rain when I went back and the mountain road was too slippery? Did I fall?
To be continued...