"I don't want to be too ostentatious. It's very nice here."

Xie Fu said and handed another piece of broken silver: "Mr. Laoma will serve you a glass of wine."

It was the first time for Yilan to come to such an occasion, and she seemed very fresh. She looked around at the lighting decorations, the layout of the environment, and even observed the various behaviors of the people in the group. She was not interested in the brothel ladies performing their talents on the stage.

It seems a bit putting the cart before the horse. The young master comes to the brothel not just for the ladies of the brothel, but Yilan is more interested in other things.

It is said that although the brothel ladies on the stage are very talented, they are not amazing in Xie Fu's eyes, especially after he has seen Lan Ning, Tian Shui Xiange, Luo Chuxian and other famous brothel leaders all over the world.

Even compared to famous actors such as Peach Blossom Liu Keqin, Yu Lihua Hengmei, Fu Dongyun and Liu Zheng, they are much inferior.

Xie Fuxiao asked: "What? Brother Yi is not interested in the talents performed by the brothel ladies on the stage."

Yilan smiled and said: "I can't play as well as Liyuan, nor can I sing as well as Liyuan. Compared with Qiu Da, it's even worse."

Only then did Xie Fu realize that although Yilan had never set foot in a brothel, she had seen a lot of talents in the pear garden. When comparing these folk brothel girls with the royal pear garden, there was naturally a gap.

"It's a bit too much for you to compare Qiu Ruyi. After all, she is respected as the Mingyue Master, and she is the only one in the world."

At this time, the maid brought drinks, along with a plate of pastries and melon seeds, and a plate of fruits. Xie Fu said with a smile: "I'm not interested in these talents, but I am interested in drinking."

"You go ahead." Yilan said with a chuckle: "But these people are quite interesting."

"Which people?"

"These people sitting here listening to music."

"What's interesting about it?"

Yilan pointed casually: "Look at that one, it looks like a stone sculpture, without even blinking, and that one is drooling like a fool."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "You think I'm dumbfounded, but I'm just crazy."

"Are you crazy? The sound of the piano can barely reach your ears, but it's not to the point where you're intoxicated by the fairy music."

"Some of the people who enter the brothel really come to enjoy the entertainment and art. What they are obsessed with is the person. The crazy lady's face, the crazy lady's muscles, the crazy lady's bones. The crazy lady is dignified, reserved and charming on the bed. Both slim and clean, yet plump and hiding dirt.”

Xie Fu's voice was low and soft, with a hint of meaning. Yilan's heart was moved when she heard it, and she looked towards the brothel lady playing the piano on the stage.

It was late spring at this time. This brothel lady was dressed very coolly. She wore a pair of white gauze pants, her graceful legs were vaguely visible, and she wore an embroidered red dress with moon-white half-arms. Her graceful and slender figure was fully visible, especially her chest. The front double show is beautiful and graceful, with boundless charm.

For some reason, Yilan's white face turned red quietly. At this time, Xie Fu picked up a grape with two fingers and handed it to her mouth. Yilan glanced at him with her eyes and then ate it. She looked indescribable. Charming and charming.

Xie Fu smiled softly and spoke softly: "What they are looking forward to is the scene of sitting next to the brothel lady and feeding each other."

At this time, in public, Yi Lan was inevitably cautious and said lightly: "Fu, please stop teasing me."

"Tell me how I teased you."

Yilan pursed her lips and smiled: "Just don't seduce me, please."

"Are you so easily seduced?"

Yi Lan snorted: "Not only did you seduce me, you also made fun of me."

Seeing her cute and angry look, Xie Fu couldn't help but laugh, and picked up the wine: "Brother Yi, let me give you a drink, as an apology to you."

Yi Lan lightly glared at Xie Fu, raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and drank the glass of water and wine.

The two of them drank wine while listening to the sound of Jinse. When they were drunk, they suddenly felt that they were in a different mood.

As expected, Beidi's children had an extraordinary capacity for drinking. They drank almost two bottles of wine. Yilan's white cheeks were slightly red, but she was not drunk.

Yi Lan stood up, and Xie Fu also stood up: "Are you leaving?"

Yi Lan smiled and said, "You continue to admire the beauties. It's too noisy and stuffy here. I want to get some fresh air outside."

"Then I'll accompany you." Yilan is a rich woman and has no martial arts skills, so Xie Fu can't worry about her being alone.

"No, I'll be back in a minute."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "I want to go on a secret date with that lady in the white dress."

Yilan smiled and said deliberately: "Yes."

"Then I have to keep a close eye on you to prevent you from being abducted by others."

Yi Lan smiled and said: "If you want to abduct her, I will abduct her."

"You are mine, and she is yours, so is she also mine?"

Yilan immediately became jealous: "You are not allowed to miss her."

The two were chatting and laughing as they left the hall.

She said she wanted to go outside for some fresh air, but Yilan walked around inside the cabin, looking here and there, and seemed to be very interested in the environment and layout of the Xiaoyao.

After a while, Xie Fu came to his senses, leaned closer and whispered: "Master Yi, do you need to go to the toilet?"

Yi Lan nodded slightly shyly.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? You coaxed me into thinking you were interested in the Xiaoyao."

"I'm embarrassed to tell you."

"Hey, you and I already know each other, so there's nothing to be embarrassed about."

Yilan pursed her lips: "I'm just sorry."

Xie Fu smiled slightly. Speaking of these things, Yilan has been avoiding him these days. It seems that women are particularly taboo about letting people see such things, even in front of the closest and closest people.

Take He Qing and Xianting as an example. They have been husband and wife for several years, and they avoid him and don't let him see these things.

Perhaps women want to maintain a clean and graceful image in front of their husbands.

"Yilan, you are the queen, and there are some things I want to confirm with you."

"you say."

"Queen, how do you usually go to the toilet?"

Yilan's face suddenly became embarrassed when he heard this, and said angrily: "Why are you asking these things?"

Xie Fu said with a smile: "That's right. I learned from some books that the queen is very particular about using the toilet. She lives in a pavilion on the second floor. There is an opening in the pavilion. After the queen uses the toilet, she puts the bucket through the opening on the first floor, and then the eunuch spreads it.

Apply a thick layer of incense ash and sprinkle with a layer of flower petals. I heard it doesn’t stink at all and the fragrance is overflowing.”

Yilan's face flushed red and she remained silent. Xie Fu asked, "Is this the case?"

Yilan then whispered: "How would I know."

Xie Fu exclaimed: "You are the queen, you don't know who knows."

Yilan stomped her feet and snorted: "I don't know about others. Anyway, I don't have so many things to do. I live in the cold palace most of the time, with only Shaluo and the others around me, and no eunuchs to serve me."

Xie Fu sighed.

Yi Lan was confused: "Why are you sighing?"

Xie Fu said: "The ancients said that the words in the book cannot be fully believed. The authenticity can only be verified by personal verification. It is not easy to get to know a queen, but who knows that this queen is a fake queen and knows nothing."

Yi Lan was funny: "Who told you that I am a fake queen? You ask these nonsense things, I just don't want to tell you."

Xie Fu said flatteringly: "Brother Yi, please just satisfy my curiosity."

Yilan chuckled: "There is a Dongnuan Pavilion in the middle palace, which is a place for toileting. It is a two-story pavilion as you said, but there is only a hole the size of a dog hole on the first floor. The situation is probably the same as what you just said

Almost, the barrel is put down through the zipper, and then the eunuch..."

Yilan kept silent as she spoke. After all, it was something obscure and indecent.

Xie Fu was confused: "Probably?"

Yi Lan whispered: "I have never used this place, I just heard the palace maid mention it to me.

"Why?"

Yilan's face turned red again: "It's so strange to play with such dirty things... as if you were cooking."

Xie Fu was surprised: "Cooking?"

Yi Lan suddenly became angry and hit Xie Fu with his pink fist: "I am so embarrassed that you ask these things. I am embarrassed to death by letting you ask these things."

But Xie Fu burst out laughing: "No matter whether it is elegant or commonplace affairs or despicable matters, it is all a matter of seeking knowledge. If I marry the queen in the future, but I don't know how the queen goes to the toilet, won't it be ridiculed by future generations?"

"You still said that!" Yilan became even more annoyed and beat her harder.

The two of them were flirting and flirting on the walkway, and others just took a second look and were not surprised. After all, this style of "dividing peaches" was seen from time to time in the land of brothels and romance.

After chasing for a while, Xie Fu suddenly stopped: "The locker room is here."

Yilan glanced at the place where she was changing clothes and going to the toilet. She was about to go in, but was stopped by Xie Fu: "Wait a minute."

"how?"

"Thank you just now for your advice on the secrets of using the toilet in the palace. Courtesy should be reciprocated. I will also tell you about the folk ways of using the toilet."

Yilan wondered: "Is there any difference?"

"Of course it's different. At least men are different from women. Men stand." Xie Fu said and started to demonstrate on the spot.

Yi Lan pursed her lips and said, "Why are you telling me this?"

Xie Fu leaned closer and whispered: "Now that you are pretending to be a man, of course you have to stand."
To be continued...