Volume 9: Matchmaker Arrives (Seventeen)
It is hard to say whether the Yue Lao and Cupid will run away. With Lin Yingkong, the great devil, everyone doesn't want to approach the 33rd floor of the headquarters building. Although he looks smiling on the surface, he doesn't seem to be angry, but his shadow beast is running around the whole floor, staring at him, always making people feel that it will catch someone's soul and bite it at any time. Seeing all the assistants have the urge to escape for a few days, especially Zong Shaoxian, who is being paid attention to but cannot escape.
Helplessly, I saw Zhu Mengtian still having some thoughts about gossiping about the minister and assistant Lin. He was so angry that he held the man down and beat him so hard that he screamed. All the assistants felt a strong sense of sympathy. With a violent wife, it seems no different from being squeezed by assistant Lin every day... Wait, the executive seemed to be waiting for Zhu Mengtian to marry his sister. When he thought about it, he felt that Zhu Mengtian was even more pitiful... It deserves it! It is the price of your usual fickleness!
Zhu Mengtian: “…qaq!”
While everyone was staring at the gate of the headquarters, Bai Congqiu, the White Tiger God, led She Xun to the office of the Ling Law Enforcement Department with an irritable expression. Mo Feisong, who was smiling and silent, was holding his breath on the road without saying a word. As a result, he roared as soon as he entered the door: "Little Lamb, you take care of Mo Feisong, this bastard! He actually ran to the place where I worked voluntarily and recited love letters to my baby!!!"
"..." She Xun took a silent step back and signaled that he had nothing to do with this silly big cat.
"..." All the assistants twitched, Teacher Mo, you are so interesting, but... their minister is indeed responsible for solving various affairs, but this "various" does not seem to include emotional issues, right?
Mo Feisong said leisurely: "I followed the agreement to contact Mr. She Xun at a distance of one meter away, but the agreement did not state that I could not read love letters near him. Mr. Bai, I did not violate yesterday's regulations."
Bai Congqiu immediately turned his cannon head and pointed it at him, and continued to roar: "Shut up your mouth and covet the strange millet that covets my baby!"
Before Bai Congqiu could finish howling, the elevator door was "ding" again. Bu Mengsheng, who was the deputy minister of the Spirit Inspection Department, ran in angrily. He didn't know what was going on. He was dressed in disheveled. Several buttons on his shirt collapsed and disappeared, revealing half of his clearly-skinned chest. He didn't care. He rushed in with anger. Before he could speak, the elevator door behind him rang again. Bu Mengsheng didn't look at it, and kicked over directly. He heard a shrill scream. A black shadow that had just rushed out of the elevator flew backwards with double acceleration, and hit the inner wall of the elevator with a "bang", which made everyone tremble - hiss, it hurts.
Bu Mengsheng, who did such a cruel thing, snorted coldly, withdrew his long legs casually, then put his scattered shirt back, sinking his angrily to Feng Rong's office, yelling at Feng Rong's office: "Minister of the Unknown! Qu Xiumian is a hooligan to me! Do you care or not?!"
All assistants: "..." That, our minister really can't control the couple's flirting... But Qu Xiumian, you are not the most romantic human-shaped aphrodisiac in the legend. Can you hook everyone up and climb onto the bed? Is it really good that you are so overbearing and stinging?
The black shadow was indeed Qu Xiumian, the leader of the 10th Group of the Ling Law Enforcement Department. He climbed out of the elevator weakly and said with tears in his eyes: "Dear, you have to believe me, I just can't help it, and that's not a hooligan, it's my love for you... Ao!"
"Get out, you, ya, yes!" Bu Mengsheng sneered at Qu Xiumian who was kicked into the elevator by him again, slapped the closing button. Qu Xiumian tried to rush out, but the elevator door was closed too quickly. Qu Xiumian's handsome face hit the gradually closed crack of the door, which made everyone feel a reflexive feeling that the bridge of his nose was sore, and then the crack of the door was closed. I don't know which floor he was sent to by Bu Mengsheng using the authority of the Deputy Minister.
Before everyone could react from the cruel behavior of the arrogant young master Bu Mengsheng, the elevator door rang again, and Di Bingqiao squeezed out of the crack of the door that had not been completely opened, and rushed to Feng Rong's office with miserable tears: "Minister, please help--"
All assistants: "..." Help me, what's the way to help me, this time the painting seems normal... Normal yarn, what the hell is Meng Hu who slowly walked out from behind Di Bingqiao?! They actually sat in the same elevator and had not killed each other yet?
Ghost... Uh, no, Meng Hu raised his eyelids and tickled everyone's eyes, and explained in Di Bingqiao's howl: "I just asked her if the wedding date is scheduled for next month."
Everyone present: "..." This is indeed a matter of life-saving!
Unfortunately, before Di Bingqiao could successfully rush into the minister's office, she was tied up in a ball by a black shadow jumping out of the ground and threw it into the corner. A tall and simple man walked out of Feng Rong's office, his tone was a little lazy, as if he was doing something strange just now, and he had a sense of satisfaction, which made people's ears heat up: "What are you quarreling, huh?"
His voice was extremely elegant, always as soft as flowing water, and it was gurgling into people's hearts. The last word "可" was slightly elongated, and the tail tone was raised, with a slight teasing smell. It sounded like a spring breeze, but everyone present had a cold war at the same time, as if they were suddenly attacked by a cold current - the Demon King Lin is getting more and more demonic!
Even Bai Congqiu, the most arrogant, became depressed, and then pretended to say, "It turns out that it's the little devil of the Lin family, you're back."
Lin Yingkong's eyes were circulating, as if he was feeling a little sad, "It turns out that the God Lord is coming. Oh, there is no way. If I don't come back, my minister will not be able to save it. Who would have thought that the minister would have a good chance at the headquarters?"
What this said is just a meaning - you idiots can't protect me alone, haha!
Bai Congqiu was so excited that his mouth twitched, but he said in a daze: "What's wrong with the little leopard?" After receiving the voluntary labor bill in the morning, he took She Xun to fight Mo Feisong all the way. He had no idea what earth-shaking events happened at the headquarters this morning. Lin Yingkong, who was on vacation, ran back from the underworld.
Lin Yingkong looked at him meaningfully, "What's going on with Teacher Mo and She Xun, what's going on with my minister."
"..." Bai Congqiu thought silently, could he be able to run with She Xun first? Anyone who wants to provoke Lin Yingkong, who is just one detonating point, can kill a lot of people!
At this moment, Lin Yingkong had no intention of letting him go. He smiled and said, "It's just right that the God is here. I'm thinking about moving all the people and seeing if I can't catch Yue Lao and Cupid, let's study together whether their innate magic can be solved."
"..." Bai Congqiu was silent for a while, then moaned with a collapsed look on his face: "It's actually a marriage line..." It's really a Husky, he will definitely kill Mo Feisong!
It is said that good marriage is determined by heaven, which means that people with fate have their own marriage, and marriage is destined by God. But in fact, there are only a few gods of marriage in the three realms, and there are more than tens of millions of creatures in the three realms. If the gods of marriage are really needed to match everyone one by one, then I guess they are exhausted and the number of gods of Yue Lao and the others can't match the number of people who can't get too far away from being cared for by them. Therefore, there is such a god of marriage, god of love.
In fact, their responsibility is to take care of the marriage order of the world. If the birth index of these various people's demons and ghosts has dropped, they will go for a walk, just like peaches can bless people with peach blossom luck. The god in charge of love and marriage has the halo of "When you sweep you, you will be red kite stars, and you will be rippling in spring". Wherever they go, everyone will be more keen to live a life of their wives and children as soon as possible.
The legendary red line of the Moon Old and Cupid's love arrow are both special items. If the God of Marriage personally uses them as blessings to bless it, it means that the couple is a irrevocable and irreversible CP destined by heaven and will be entangled for generations. However, in fact, a bowl of Mengpo soup has done all kinds of things. How could there be so many people who have to live for several lifetimes that are not only for the creatures to wear, or some great fortunes need to be used when they get married. For example, the Demon King is going to marry a wife, then the Moon Old will definitely calculate who is more suitable. When the Demon King chooses, he will tie them up with a red line and tie them tightly. For example, Feng Rong is one of the most representatives of the human race today. If he really enters a marriage contract with Lin Yingkong in the future, the Moon Old Old will also automatically tie it to their hands to express his blessing.
Furthermore, Yue Lao and Cupid usually go around and look around. If they are moved by the deep love of a couple, or see that two people are very deeply bound and have that tendency but have not yet developed love, it is normal to throw a red line or shoot an arrow. The spells they use will not be as strong as life-long effects. After all, they are their positions of their own. They are born gods and willful.
It is precisely because of their special nature of the divine position and supernatural powers that even though Yue Lao and Cupid are both minus five in combat value, their hidden kung fu is first-class, so even the surveillance at the headquarters cannot capture them. After all, when you secretly tie a marriage to someone, you have to be a 500-watt light bulb. It's so embarrassing. So many people who have been blessed with marriage have never seen the true body of the God of Marriage. This hidden kung fu can also be understood as a slightly low sense of existence. The couple kiss me and I love you, but I just can't see you! I just don't have time to see you!
However, even though they sound like they are useless, when the Ling Security Bureau was expanding its enrollment six years ago, the Minister of the Ling Foreign Affairs Office personally asked the senior officials of the Eastern and Western heavenly worlds to ask the Yue Lao and Cupid who were staying at home at that time. After confirming, they registered them on the list of Ling Logistics Office members, and used these two more famous marriage gods as shareholders in the marriage agency under the Ling Security Bureau, and sent the relevant uniforms, badges and information. There is no way. According to the working characteristics of the Ling Security Bureau, the singles will definitely become beaten and beaten in the future. For the lifelong happiness of the members, these two great gods in charge of this matter must be firmly tied to their own ships. Maybe one day on Singles' Day, they will need to invite them to stroll around to promote the marriage rate of Ling Security Bureau!
That's right, that's how things are. The reason why Yue Lao and Cupid were able to sway around the headquarters like entering a no-man's realm, and they could hide themselves tightly and not be rejected by the headquarters' formations was because the Lingshu Bureau's own family registered the two "wolfs" in person, led the "wolf" into the room, and gave a lot of permission. However, because of their special status, they were a scum that could be knocked down without any precautions, so they did not leave any video information at all, which led to the headquarters' today's headquarters having a big fight in these two small gutters!
It's really a tragedy for the listener to cry... The reason why Feng Rong and others never thought of it was because no matter how bored Yue Lao and Cupid were, they were not the kind of god who could do nothing and shoot archery everywhere. It was a one-sided fate. Whose marriage god was so idle and made people chased her head and snatched her head and unilaterally. After chasing her for thousands or eight hundred years, they had to hang herself on a tree and add two bachelors. Isn't this increasing their business volume for themselves? Moreover, this blessing marriage is still recognized by the way of heaven, which is as normal as if you had a hair on your body. Even the old senior Mo Feisong could not check it out.
The most unfortunate thing is that those who love each other like Qu Xiumian and others all of a sudden were shot by Cupid's arrows. He has always been a famous supporter of the love principle of "Love is not crazy but can't become a demon, love will always make people crazy". Meng Hu and E Jingbai's more gentle and gentle relationships are tied to the red line of Yue Lao. As for the East, they always feel that the feelings are implicit and beautiful, but Feng Rong was tied to Zong Shaoxian by Cupid's arrows and Yue Lao's red line. Sometimes he felt that he should pursue the other person enthusiastically and unrestrainedly, and sometimes he felt that he should be more reserved. Feng Rong liked Lin Yingkong again. The feeling of three-sided tearing is really... Feng Rong felt that he would be unable to resist and turn cheating into facts!
After hearing the consequences of the incident, Bai Congqiu looked at his capable general sympathetically - he felt that the dark leopard was much more unlucky than him. At least his baby was chased, and Mo Feisong was the one who was hit. When he woke up, he would be surprised if he didn't vomit to death!
"God, you know what's going on now," Lin Yingkong's eyes fell on Bai Congqiu, and his eyes narrowed, "So, you have a lot of knowledge, are there any good solutions?"
Bai Congqiu, who didn't feel that the other party was praising him, twitched his lips, "Although I have lived for a long time, as a ten thousand-year-old single tiger, I rarely go to other people's weddings to find abuse... Hey, wait!" Seeing Lin Yingkong's intention to drive him out after a disagreement, Bai Congqiu immediately stopped, mourning why his dignified White Tiger God was so threatened by a little ghost, while taking out his sharp axes from the void, staring at the red line with golden light between Feng Rong and Zong Shaoxian, eager to try: "Why don't I see if it can be broken?"
Feng Rong was struck by lightning, "Breaking off?"
"Yes~" Bai Congqiu's chest was confident, "My axe hasn't encountered anything that can't be chopped yet!"
The crowd watched in a flash: "..." For the first time, they heard that a marriage could be cut off by an axe!
Lin Yingkong was silent for a moment and smiled, "If you can cut it, what are you going to do if you can't cut it?"
Bai Congqiu: "..." Stop laughing, the tiger hair is so angry that he wants him to get the bento after he hasn't done it well? Qaq Little Lamb, keep in charge of your assistant, he threatens me!
She Xun originally wanted to watch the fun, but now he almost cried. He couldn't help but slap him on the back of his head, and said angrily: "Even if the red line can be cut off, how can Cupid's arrow be cut? Will it cut the person in half?"
Bai Congqiu, who was disliked by his pet, was very sad. He put away his axe and said in tears: "I have been single for millions of years. Do you have the nerve to let me solve this problem?"
"..." She Xun couldn't bear it anymore, and had a blue vein on his forehead, and he threw out his tail and slapped the person away - who was confidently trying to implement it just now!?
Mo Feisong said casually at this time: "Bai Shenjun is straightforward and passionate in his work. Thank you so much for your hard work on weekdays."
The simple meaning is - that big cat is childish and brainless, thank you for your hard work!
Everyone present looked at each other, and simply hit the love rival and praised the beloved person. Teacher Mo, I didn’t expect you to be such a person - with such emotional intelligence, beautiful work, and praise you!
But there are still rational people who want to solve this nonsensical marriage, and there are also people who are already deeply in love and do not want to be dissolved. As the number one fanatic, Qu Xiumian struggled to take the elevator and rolled back, and was the first to jump out to express his firm objection: "Since Cupid chose my dear and my dear, it means we are a pair destined by God. Why should we remove the arrow of love on me?" He also wanted to make an agreement with his dear for three lives!
Before Bu Mengsheng could speak, Zhu Mengtian, who was his friend, glared at him, "Everyone said that you like Bu Mengsheng because of that broken arrow!"
"Who said it!" Qu Xiumian immediately jumped when he heard someone suspected his sincerity, "Dear is my electricity, my light, my only myth, how could I not like it... Ao!"
Before he could finish his words, he was kicked to the wall by a roundabout way, with a large lettering on the wall as a mural, and spit out a transparent ghost on his face. Bu Mengsheng snorted coldly and raised his head proudly: "Idiot!"
Everyone present: "..." That, don't press the corners of your mouth hard. We all saw it. You cursed and laughed happily. You are so in a state of mind at this time that you are still so happy to play with the right and wrong...
Tian Quan also wanted to get involved, but the female Tyrannosaurus Vonia directly suppressed him. Tian Quan had no choice but to squat in the corner of the wall and bit her handkerchief. However, this end had just calmed down, Meng Hu also opposed it on the other side. He said coldly: "Although Minister Announced as a guarantee, I still believe in my feelings."
Everyone present: "..." Little ancestor, what's wrong now is your feeling!
Meng Hu turned his head and looked at Di Bingqiao in the face of everyone's suspicious eyes, frowned and said with a little hurt: "You don't believe my mood?"
Everyone present: "..." Damn, what is the rhythm of the theater that turns into a bitter moment in an instant?
In front of everyone, Di Bingqiao also "..." for a moment, then smashed herself into the wall and said with difficulty: "Don't ask me, if you ask again, you will turn into a tree for you to see!" Be careful that I will not become a human this year!
Meng Hu realized something and suddenly opened his eyes wide, "Don't you like me?"
"..." Even though he wanted to reflect on the wall and no longer care about the troubles in the world, Di Bingqiao could not help but pull out her head and said in disbelief: "How could I like you?" You can't like me, okay!
Unexpectedly, Meng Hu is different from the past. When he heard her words, he was immediately struck by lightning. He staggered back and stared at her with a pale face, "Di Bingqiao, you..."
Before he finished speaking, he closed his eyes in pain, turned around and pushed away the crowd and left. Everyone could almost see a large cluster of withered roses lit up on his background. BGM is you, the wind, I am the sand, lingering to the ends of the world...
All members: "..." Oh, it's Qiongyao Theater.
Feng Rong, who witnessed the whole process, was silent for a while, and a cold light burst out in his eyes, "Hurry up and solve this thing for me, otherwise I will directly chop off the Yue Lao and Cupid!"
All kinds of inconsistent styles are enough, so you can come back for me quickly!!!
Chapter completed!