1103. Chapter 1103 Strange thief
Ye Qing said: "Because I didn't go through the door."
"Didn't go to the door?" The fat man was even more shocked and said, "Didn't go to the door... Didn't go to the door?"
Ye Qing walked over, pulled the curtain open, and said, "I turned over through the window."
The fat man just saw that the window was wide open there, and he suddenly realized.
"Damn, I was scared!" The fat man patted his chest and said with lingering fear: "I thought I was a ghost, but I didn't expect that he came in through the window. You didn't say it earlier, Fat man is almost scared by you!"
Ye Qing was stunned. He didn't expect that this fat man was so heartless. He was caught on the spot and was so calm. At this time, aren't ordinary thieves trying to escape?
"Hey, you're stealing something!" Ye Qing said: "If I call the police, you have to stay in for at least a year or two."
"Take it down!" The fat man curled his lips and said, "If you really want to call the police, it's hard to say who will come in."
Ye Qing frowned immediately and said, "What, do you have any background in Liaochen City?"
"That's not, Fatty, I'm not from Liaochen City." Fatty said, "But think about it, your sword is considered a cultural relic at all. If you really want to call the police, your private cultural relic will probably be judged as a heavier than me."
Ye Qing couldn't help but widen his eyes. No wonder this fat man was not worried at all.
"I didn't expect that you still understand the law?" Ye Qing said sarcastically.
The fat man said, "I didn't understand before, but after being caught a few times, I understood a little."
"How many times have you been arrested?" Ye Qing was even more shocked. Is this fat man actually a habitual old man?
"I'm not afraid to tell you that Fatty Master used to be a tomb robber." The fat man said carelessly: "There are more cultural relics you have handled than you have seen. The police station has also entered it a few times, and gradually I understood some of the laws in this regard."
Ye Qing suddenly realized that this fat man only knew these laws after he tried the law with his body. Ye Qing had thought this guy was a cultural person before.
"Since you are a tomb robber, why are you here to steal my things?" Ye Qing paused for a moment and said in a deep voice: "Also, since you were a tomb robber, would you still be afraid of ghosts?"
"You don't understand this." Fatty man said, "It's because I used to be a tomb robber that I'm afraid of ghosts. Have you ever heard a saying that people don't do bad things, and they're not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night. Fatty man, I stole so many tombs, and I'm really afraid of ghosts coming to knock on the door in the middle of the night."
Ye Qing was speechless. The fat man talked freely and didn't seem to be worried at all. He didn't look like a thief after he was caught? He didn't know whether he was confident or too hearted, and he didn't know whether he was worried?
"As for stealing your stuff, this matter is complicated." The fat man said, "I don't like Moji. I'm short. A old pussy came to me and said he wanted to pay hundreds of millions to let me do a deal, just stealing your sword. I'm here. Damn, I didn't expect that you are quite capable. Fat man stole the tomb for so many years and has not been caught by the owner. Unexpectedly, this is the first time he steals the living things. Hey, I'll tell the old pussy, that this is not a match for this major, and it's easy to make mistakes. The old pussy doesn't believe it, and he insists on doing this job and even gives me a deposit. It's really a damn trick."
Listening to the fat man's words, Ye Qing almost spurted it out. This fat man was really interesting. He came to steal people's things, but he was still thinking about something that was not professional. Also, what he said just now, the tomb robber has not been caught by the object owner, so this is nothing nonsense. Who can be caught by the object owner? If you want to be caught by the object owner, isn't that a ghost?
"Who is the old pussy you just mentioned?" Ye Qing tried to keep himself serious, but in fact, he was not angry with the fat man.
The fat man shrugged, "I don't know who he is."
"I don't know who the person is, so you still take on his task?" Ye Qing glared.
"I said I didn't answer it, but the old pussy lamp insisted on giving me a deposit. If I didn't answer it, I would report my previous tomb robbery. Damn, I wanted to catch the old pussy lamp and beat it up. Unexpectedly, this old pussy lamp was even slippery than a loach. Not only did it run away, it also blocked my sewer. I really couldn't live at home, and I was afraid that the old pussy lamp would report me, and I was bored again, so I ran over to have fun." The fat man shrugged and said, "Besides, I have robbed dead people for so many years, but I haven't robbed living people yet, just want to experience life. Alas, this robbery is really different from robbery dead people. I think I still have the old skills!"
Ye Qing listened to the fat man's words, for some reason, suddenly felt that the old pussy lamp in the fat man's mouth looked like a person. He looked at the fat man and said, "What does the old pussy lamp you mentioned look like?"
"Oh my god, you're asking the right person!" The fat man immediately became energetic and said, "I tell you, that old pussy lamp is so distinctive. The most distinctive thing about that guy is his head, his long hair, he combed it in a middle part, and I don't know how many mousse he had made. After drying it, the mousse became powder and his head was covered with white dough. However, this guy's hair was combed neatly, with one head divided into two groups, and he just opened his bow left and right, like his mother's National Day military parade, without any confusion. This hairstyle is enough to have a visual impact. The key is that this old pussy lamp looks terrible, and with that hair, it looks like a traitor and lackey."
After hearing this, Ye Qing already knew who the fat man was talking about. Wang Laoba actually went to find someone to come and steal the Seven-Star Ancient Sword. What does he mean? Moreover, he even found a tomb robber to come over. What does this mean? Playing with Ye Qing in cats and mice?
"How much deposit does he give you?" Ye Qing asked suddenly. This old guy, Wang Laoba, has no money, can he still spend money to hire a thief?
"Can we not mention this?" The fat man was a little embarrassed.
"What's wrong?" Ye Qing said in surprise: "How much deposit did he give you?"
The fat man hesitated a little, stretched out five fingers and didn't say anything.
"Five hundred thousand?" Ye Qing was surprised. When did Wang Laoba become so rich?
"I've said too much." The fat man shook his head.
"Fifty thousand?" Ye Qingqi said.
“There are more.”
"Five thousand?" Ye Qing opened his eyes wide. Can five thousand yuan make the fat man run so far? Then this fat man is really worthless.
“There are more.”
"Damn, then... that's five hundred?" Ye Qing's eyes were almost glaring out. Is the fat man too worthless?
"It would be fine if it was five hundred!" The fat man said angrily: "This old man gave me a deposit of fifty. Moreover, when he talked to me about this, he went to a restaurant to discuss it. Not only did he give me a deposit of fifty yuan, but the lunch at noon was the one I paid for. The meal was over 200. Damn, I went to Liaoshen City, and the round trip cost was more than 1,000 yuan. I had to stay in a hotel and I had to pay about 200 yuan a day. I would like to pay for my grandma's house if I had eaten, drink, defecation and urination!
Ye Qing is in chaos, with a deposit of fifty yuan. Do you have to mobilize so many troops to come to Liaochen City to steal things?
"You have come to travel for fifty yuan deposit?" Ye Qing curled his lips and said, "You deserve it. If you want to change me, you won't accept the deposit at all. This is not a deposit, it's just a slap in the face."
"I didn't want to pick it up, but this old pussy lamp really has a lot of ideas. He gave me a card and said that the deposit was all in the card." The fat man said helplessly: "I thought, this money must be a lot, otherwise it would be put in the card. So, I was happy at that time and even invited lunch. Who knew that this fucking card was saved in fifty dollars. Moreover, the fifty dollars could not be withdrawn from the ATM. I queued for more than an hour and ran to the window to save fifty dollars, and then I gathered it up and took it out. Oh my god, I didn't want to say it anymore, it was so embarrassing!"
"Since the card only has so much money, why are you here?" Ye Qingqi said.
"I don't want to come either, but this old man said, if I don't come, I will say that I will take the deposit and not work, and I will completely lose my reputation. Think about it, in this industry, shipping orders, etc., all rely on integrity to make a living. If someone really smears your reputation outside, how can I make a living in the future?" The fat man paused and said, "I saw that this old man is not good, but he has absolutely no shameless methods. If he really wants to smell my reputation, he might be able to do it. So, I really have no choice, so I just came to work. Moreover, I thought, even if your sword is not worth hundreds of millions, it is at least a cultural relic. I will not pay for it if I sell hundreds of thousands of dollars. Alas, I didn't expect that you are so vigilant that I can't even steal you from Fat Master!"
The fat man sighed. In fact, he was more angry about Wang Laoba's cheating him, but he was not worried about his arrest.
Ye Qing was speechless by this fat man. This was the first time he had seen such a weird thief. This fat man was really optimistic. He was arrested as a thief, and he still had time to talk about it here. His psychological quality was too strong.
After chatting with the fat man for a while, Ye Qing was really not ready to do anything to him. On the contrary, Wang Laoba was very surprised. What tricks did this old guy use? He actually sent someone to steal his seven-star ancient sword? What are you doing?
"He asked you to steal things, nothing else said?" Ye Qingqi said.
"Hey, don't say it. I really remembered it when you said that." The fat man said, "The old pussy also said that if I failed to steal, don't worry, you will definitely not do anything to me."
Ye Qing was speechless. The old guy Wang Laoba really knew him, and Ye Qing was really not ready to do anything to fat man.
"And he asked me to bring you a word." The fat man suddenly said.
"What do you mean?" Ye Qing immediately became energetic.
Chapter completed!