Chapter 1263 Dream, Dog peeing becomes sperm

Author: Lao Zhe

Shang Zhen dreamed that he was flying leisurely in the sky.

He bowed to the ground and saw something like a big bug on the ground.

What is that to throw? Shang Zhen was curious and dived like an airplane. In his dream, his hand subconsciously moved, as if he had pressed the joystick while flying the plane.

Shang Zhen didn't remember when he heard that the pilots on the plane used joysticks, just like using a steering wheel on a car.

Isn't dreams like this? Who knows when the details in life that I thought I had forgotten long ago will enter my dreams.

In a blink of an eye, Shang Zhen fell down. At this time, he saw clearly what big bug was there, but it was a forest that looked like a bug from a high altitude.

It is called "Duan" in Mandarin and "Gulu" in Northeastern dialect. The long forest is composed of four Gulu forests. You can say it looks like a big bug or a curved bow.

The green tree heads seemed to be on Shang Zhen's lower abdomen flying like birds in the sky. At this time, he heard a "rattle" laughter in the woods. He subconsciously looked into the woods.

I saw that many mushrooms suddenly grew on the clearings in the woods!

Shang Zhen was surprised when he saw the mushroom.

No one in Northeast China doesn’t like mushrooms. One of the famous dishes in Northeast China is a chicken stewed mushroom!

The chicken was originally called the Stupid Chicken, but later it was called the Supid Chicken. It grew up eating grass seeds and corn worms. It tasted as firewood as the so-called delicacies of wild game, nor as dead as the meat of broiler.

The taste is not stewed.

Shang Zhen can’t remember how many years he hasn’t eaten chicken stewed mushrooms!

Seeing Shang Zhen, who was happy to see the hunt, felt a drooling feeling.

But when he looked at the mushrooms in the forest, he found that the mushrooms were not the delicious mushrooms he knew, such as the purple face and white face growing in the grass, such as the chicken blood mushroom growing in the pine forest.

, yellow dumplings, what kind of hazel mushrooms grow in the hazel nest?

The mushroom has a pointed hat, the pole is slender, and the color is white and yellow, which makes people feel disgusted!

That's all, that's the special thing! Shang Zhen was already stunned.

What is dog urine moss?

That's just that dogs always have to find a place to pee, for example, at the base of the wall and next to the electric pole, the dog uses urine to urinate, and this kind of thin-legged dog urine will grow in the corners that are not visible.

moss.

No one knows whether the dog's pee moss is delicious or not. It's really a matter of no one knows. It's so toxic to throw it away!

Can dog urine moss really not be eaten?

Shang Zhen in his sleep couldn't help but smash his mouth, he was already hungry.

What did Brother Erhuzi say? Oh, I'm called staying in the military camp for three years, and the sow is as good as Diao Chan.

What did Uncle Wang say about that? Oh, no matter how small the pussy is, it will be meat!

With this kind of preparation, Shang Zhen, who was already very hungry, didn't feel that he was so annoying when he looked at the dog's pee moss.

But then changes arise again.

Shang Zhen saw that the dogs in the forest space grew taller in the wind!

Before Shang Zhen could worry that the dog's urine moss would grow to the height of the tree, the dog's urine moss actually changed and turned into big-headed dolls!

What kind of big-headed doll is? It is the kind of big-headed doll that Shang Zhen saw in the New Year pictures nowadays, with three or five small braids on his head!

Shang Zhen really only saw the big-headed doll in the New Year pictures.

Logically speaking, the big-headed dolls in the New Year pictures used incense to light firecrackers, which was undoubtedly very festive.

But when Shang Zhen saw the big-headed dolls below, he suddenly felt disgusted. The disgust was even beyond the dog pee moss he saw just now!

It was cute with a braid on his head, but for some reason, Shang Zhen looked at the big-headed dolls below with their heads and suddenly thought of the thorns, which were grass in some places, and some places were white saline-alkali land.

, or the kind of psoriasis that is covered with white skin on the face and hands!

This is really a challenge!

When Shang Zhen was feeling this way, he saw the big-headed dolls dancing.

What kind of dance is that?

I was choking and slugging my waist as if I had to urinate in my urine.

Raise your legs and lower your feet, just like you are a thief. Why is this movement so familiar?

Before Shang Zhen could figure it out, the big-headed dolls danced.

If you say that Chinese people also dance, for example, Northeastern people dance big yangge, Chaoshan people dance Yingge dance, and Shaanxi people dance Ansai waist drum.

But no matter what you dance, it is magnificent and grand, and looks extremely heroic.

But what are these big-headed dolls dancing to throw them away? This is the night dance of ghosts! Shang Zhen looked down upon them for no reason.

Seeing the big-headed dolls jumping under him, there was a big-headed doll below, looking up as if she was feeling something.

At this moment, Shang Zhen suddenly noticed that the eyes of this big-headed doll were actually blood-red, the blood-red red color that was said in the legend of Northeastern people that only after eating dead children would be red!

At the same time, Shang Zhen suddenly realized that this guy who looked up at him was not a baby? Not only was his eyes blood red, but there were squares under his nose. He could not even blow his nose.

The kind that is very disgusting to hang on it!

What's the big-headed doll? What's the Japanese devil!

The name "Japanese devil" can not only stop babies from crying at night on the Chinese land nowadays? It can definitely alert the sleeping soldiers!

"Japanese devil!" Shang Zhen's mouth moved in his sleep, and then he subconsciously reached out to touch the gun.

The gun - his box cannon was touched, but when he wanted to turn over and sit up, he felt a sudden power. Then he felt pain and restraint, and he woke up completely from his sleep.

After waking up, his first reaction was to look into the distance, and what he saw was endless green leaves flashing under the sun. He looked down but it was still the same.

When the wind blew, a "rattle" sound of leaves came from my ears, and Shang Zhen also swayed slightly.

And the reason for all this is just because Shang Zhen was on the tree, but when he escaped here this morning, he tied himself to the tree!

Just before the dawn was dawn this morning, Shang Zhen escaped from the small mountain village, but when it was dawn, Shang Zhen, who was fleeing far away, suddenly found that there was a Japanese army behind him! Of course, it was not a dress.

The one in military uniform is the one in black.

He thought about it again that this group of Japanese soldiers had a weird bones and didn’t know what they were capable of fighting? But since they were good at hiding, they must be good at tracking!

Shang Zhen continued to run, but soon after, he found that he was getting weaker and weaker in terms of foot strength. If he continued to run, he could not escape the Japanese army.

At this point, he realized that he had not slept in his eyes for two days and two nights, and he had only had two meals.

What should I do?

The terrain here is flat, but the woods are still quite large, so Shang Zhen finally fell in love with the woods.

There were pine and poplar trees in the woods. He picked the tallest and densest tree and climbed up, hiding himself among the green leaves.

He didn't believe it anymore. He climbed onto the trees and hid on the trees more than ten meters high. With the thick leaves blocking it, the Japanese could still find themselves after chasing them!

In order to prevent himself from falling off the tree when he fell asleep, he simply tied himself to the trunk with his legs around his waist!

Now, the dream has gone far away and reality has returned. Shang Zhen looked at the sky again, but it is already three or four o'clock in the afternoon.

I don’t know if my dream was accurate, and if the Japanese really caught up with me.
Chapter completed!