The person driving the second carriage was Qian Chuan'er, and the one sitting on the carriage with Qian Chuan'er's back was Er Hanzi. There were two soldiers sitting at the back of the carriage, sandwiched between them were a dozen little men with beards.

cub.

Old Huotou was very wary.

It was precisely because he had been a beard that he understood that people with beards must be strictly guarded, so he tied two ropes to those people and sent people to watch them.

Although Huzi kills people and steals goods, there are also some thieves among them. If people like him are not careful and lose Huzi or have their guns stolen by Huzi, this kind of thing is entirely possible.

"How old are you?" Erhanzi was chatting with one of the youngest cubs.

Xiaozizi is the general name for the minions in the Northeast Beard, and the kid Erhanzi was talking to was obviously not very old.

"Sixteen." The kid replied.

"What's your name?" Erhanzi asked again.

"Little dustpan." The little boy answered again.

"Ha!" The kid replied directly, which made the fool amused.

But then the fool thought that he was lecturing this little brat, so he should be more serious, so he grimaced again and said: "What's wrong with doing something else? Do you have to make a beard?"

"I don't have a father or a mother. The head of the house gives me food to eat. If I don't make a beard, how can you support me?" The little boy sneered at Er Jiuzi's words.

"This - even if you don't have anything to eat, you can't be a beard!" The fool was always stupid. He wanted to lecture others, but he didn't expect that the little dustpan was so sharp that he couldn't convince him at all.

"Humph, it doesn't hurt your back to talk while standing!" Little Dustpan turned over Erguzi and said angrily. It turned out that he was really not a good person.

"A grown man must learn, learn, learn -" Erhanzi scratched his head, and he didn't know what to say.

In fact, what Erhan meant was that a grown man should learn to support himself, but he didn't know a few words, so when the words "support himself" came to his lips, he couldn't say them out.

"Then you're scolding me for stumbling like that, instead of peeing to show yourself." Naturally, the little dustpan noticed the fool's honesty and made sarcastic remarks with sharp tongue.

Although Sixteen can be called an adult, he is still a child at heart. A child, even if he is a prisoner, will never admit defeat. On the other hand, an adult will never argue with an idiot, and if he is beaten,

Then you can't do it.

"You have to learn to make your own food and eat it by yourself. Oh, by the way, it's called self-reliance. You have to make ends meet!" Erhanzi, whose face turned red, finally remembered this idiom.

"Chier." Erhanzi amused the little dustpan, "You have tied me up, how can I support myself? If I need to pee later, you have to untie my pants."

"Please let me unbutton your pants. You're so shameless. I'll give you a big mouth!" The fool threatened Little Dustpan.

"You're bragging, I don't believe you!" Xiao Dustpan yelled.

"Little Dustpan, shut your mouth!" At this time, another bearded man spoke next to him. The man was in his thirties and had a fierce look on his face. When he saw Little Dustpan, he was quite afraid of him, so Little Dustpan pouted and remained silent.

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Don't people often say? A good man will be bullied by others, and a good horse will be ridden by others.

At first glance, the man's beard is tied up, but he has a fierce look on his face. At first glance, he is a bad guy. Don't look at it, you idiot. Just look at him with a gun. At first glance, he is a good guy.

So a strange thing happened. The little dustpan was not afraid, but the fool was afraid of the bearded accomplice whose hands and feet were tied.

But the little dustpan remained silent, but Erhanzi wanted to continue chatting with the little dustpan.

Another characteristic of people is that people with honest personalities like smart people, and this is especially true for idiots who have no intentions.

"It's too late to shut up now, do you think I'll peel a kettle for you?" Erhanzi saw that the little dustpan remained silent and actually took off the kettle from his waist.

He grabbed the narrow mouth of the kettle and smashed it against the small dustpan, and the water in the kettle made a "swishing" sound.

No matter how eloquent Little Dustpan is, he is still a prisoner now, so he can only hide subconsciously.

But where can he hide?

Wang Lao Mao's method of tying people is to tie everyone together with two ropes. That does not mean tying up three people, A, B and C in order, but tying all three people A, B and C together.

The little dustpan's movement naturally moved the people next to him, but with his small body, how could he shake others? He had nowhere to hide!

"Hahaha", Erhanzi opened his big lips and laughed. Originally, he was trying to scare Little Dustpan.

And then Erhanzi really unscrewed the lid of the kettle and handed the kettle to the mouth of the little dustpan.

Only then did Little Dustpan realize that Erhanzi was just joking with him, so he said again: "Don't choke me with water!"

"No, no, just drink it!" Erhanzi returned to his honest nature after making a joke.

Sure enough, the little dustpan drank a few mouthfuls of water under his feeding, and then he snorted, as if Erhanzi deserved his share of the water given to him.

Qian Chuan'er, who was driving the carriage, looked back and shook his head helplessly. Erhanzi was so sincere.

He and Erhanzi had grown up playing together. Originally Erhanzi had a younger brother, but later his brother got sick and died. Erhanzi was very sad for this.

Qian Chuan'er guessed that Er Hanzi saw the little dustpan and thought of his lost brother.

The beards in the car were all tied up like rice dumplings, and Qian Chuan'er was not afraid of what the beards might do, so he let Er Fool and Xiao Dustpan continue chatting.

But at this time, no one on the third carriage behind said anything.

The big carriage was occupied by the rest of Shang Zhen's group of soldiers.

Hou Kanshan held his rifle with an expressionless expression, but when his eyes saw Qian Chuan and Er Hanzi in front of him, he revealed a hint of hatred.

As for why Hou Kanshan hates Qian Chuan'er and Er Hanzi, it is of course because in order to detoxify him after he was poisoned by Mongolian sweat medicine, Qian Chuan'er and Er Hanzi gave him that "Human Yellow" drink!

What is yellow in people? The name is quite high-end and classy, ​​but if you think about what is yellow in the human body and you have to cover your nose, the answer becomes obvious.

Traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine are different. The medicines in Western medicine are extracted and processed using chemical methods. But the medicines in Chinese medicine can be used as medicine for everything. So you can imagine what jaundice is in people.

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Both Mongolian and Chinese medicines are made from datura flowers.

Generally speaking, if you have a mild case of Mongolian perspiration, you can spray it with water, and if you are more serious, you need to use licorice. But why do people get yellowing?

But who would have thought that Ren Zhonghuang would actually wake up Hou Kanshan.

As for the principle, Qian Chuan'er also explained it later.

He said that he had heard someone talk about a book called "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousnesses" before.

There is a story about why the princes were poisoned by puffer fish. At that time, the princes used human poison to detoxify them.

Does Renzhonghuang really detoxify? In fact, no, it just uses the smell to stimulate you to vomit it out.

The smell of philtrum can definitely make people vomit out the food they eat, and it can also make people vomit out the wine containing the sweat medicine they drank. Look, isn't this poison cured?

When Hou Kanshan knew that he was detoxified by Qian Chuan'er and Er Hanzi, he felt ashamed and wanted to die. But then he discovered that he had actually used Qian Chuan'er

There is nothing you can do about it!

They were trying to save you, and they also saved you. Although they used Renzhonghuang, they had good intentions. You can't fall out with them because of this!

Why didn't Qian Chuan'er let others drink Renzhonghuang? Who asked you, Hou Kanshan, to drink the wine yourself first?

I was obviously being fed a bunch of fun things, but I was so aggrieved that I couldn't resist.

Oh, for this matter, you said that Monkey Kaishan was aggrieved. When has he ever suffered such a loss? But he just went and couldn't say anything!

All Chinese people know a saying that goes like "A mute eats Coptis chinensis - he cannot express his sufferings".

But just after this incident, other soldiers of the Northeast Army invented a new saying: Hou Wangshan eats people who are not good at it - it smells bad and cannot be said!

Just because of this, Hou Kanshan was ready to die, but even if he really wanted to die, some people had already thought of a way for him to die!

Because Wang Laomao, who Hou Kanshan relied on, had directly told him how to die.

Of course, Mr. Wang spoke very directly. This is what Mr. Wang said to Hou Kanshan: "See how you behave like a bear? You might as well just pee and soak yourself to death!"

Listen! Listen! Pee and soak to death!

I might as well drink Renzhonghuang and make a full meal!

Hou Kanshan, who believes that it is better to die than live, can only live in this way.
Chapter completed!