"My name is Zheng Dai, 9 years old, I hate... I am a gangster, I like... If I study, dream, I want to understand all the secrets in the ninja world."

Hong asked: "What is a lever?"

Haruno: "Understanding all the secrets in the ninja world? Awesome dreams. Hahaha, you three have introduced themselves and I'm a teacher.

You all know my name. I am not much older than you. I am 18 years old. But three years ago, I became one of the youngest and youngest ninjas in our Konoha Village...

Annoying, well, I don’t have anything to hate. I like to drink some wine, and…” He paused, reached out and took out a cherry blossom pendant from his collar, and said with a happy smile on his face: “This.”

"Pendant?" Hong murmured lightly, just about to ask, but suddenly he saw Zheng Dai shook his head at him and subconsciously held back the words.

Haruno's smile stiffened for a moment, and chose to show it on his own: "This is given to the teacher by a very gentle and beautiful girl."

"Okay, then let's introduce ourselves after the regular class division to proceed to the next step? That...what is the next step?"

"Teacher invites you to dinner." Zheng Dai reminded.

"Yes, yes, should...hey?" Haruno Sho was stunned, looked at Zheng Dai, and suddenly pointed at him, laughing loudly, grinning.

"To add, I like not only drinking and pendants, but also jokes. When I wear it, you seem to be good at telling jokes, it's great."

He was wearing a face without expression: "I didn't say it."

"Hahahahaha..." Haruno thrust.

Asma patted her forehead, Dad, why did you ask him to take me?

Haruno's reputation in Konoha's Konomiya is not very good, so there is no big problem. He just likes to drink and likes to tell cold jokes.

As far as Asma knows, Haruno's acquaintances basically hide when they see him, and they really can't stand his cold jokes.

The most terrifying thing is that after he tells a cold joke, you don’t laugh, he will pester you to tell a second one until you have to laugh. He is a strong man who has defeated most of Konoha’s genius with a cold joke and has become famous in the Konoha’s ninja circle.

As for Haruno's strength, Asma doesn't know much about it. However, I heard that he was instructed by Princess Sannin Tsunade for a while. If he hadn't been able to stand his joke, Princess Tsunade would be afraid that he would be able to beat him to death any time, and he would probably become Princess Tsunade's disciple, and his strength should be quite good.

After a while, Haruno Yoshino stopped laughing, and took a break, saying without any shame: "It is impossible to treat a treat. The teacher is short of money. If you invite you, you can invite... a few slices of bread?

Hey? When talking about bread, the teacher suddenly remembered a joke. He said, one day, a piece of bread was walking on the street, and suddenly, it was hungry, hahahahaha, guess what happened later?"

"We were invited by the teacher to eat the bread, and it would never feel hungry again." Zheng Dai replied.

Haruno Shocked: "Hahahahaha... The teacher originally wanted to say that it ate itself, you are more interesting, genius, hahahaha..."

Asma blinked in a daze, my god, can Zheng Dai actually keep up with his thoughts?

Hong blinked in a daze, where was the laughter?

"You are wearing a boy, you gave me inspiration and reminded me of another joke, saying..."

"Teacher Zhao, we should talk about the next step, the test matter. We have time to tell the jokes." Asma quickly interrupted.

"Oh, yes, the next step, the next step is the test." Haruno said seriously: "This is also a routine. As a instructor, you three have to conduct a test about teamwork. The test content is called grabbing bells."

He touched his pocket, took out two bells, and shook them.

"It's this, the teacher hangs it on his waist, and you three start grabbing it. Three people, only two bells, those who haven't grabbed it will have to go back to ninja school. This assessment is not difficult, haha, because the teacher won't be serious, otherwise you will not be able to grab it.

The difficulty lies in the issue of the distribution of bells. However, the teacher thinks that the three of you who have full marks in the cultural courses, Hong and Asma have also achieved good results. They will definitely be able to easily grasp the key points of this assessment and pass the assessment!"

"Teacher, the first thing you said was to tell us the key points of the assessment, teamwork?" Zheng Dai was amused by this joke.

Haruno Sho was stunned: "Well, um, the teacher thinks it's harder to know sometimes than not. Normal people think so... right?"

Zheng Dai turned his head and looked at Hong, saying, "This is called a slut, the primary stage, the improper meaning."

He made a lip 'actually shameless'.

Hong chuckled.

"Hahahahahaha... you made the teacher laugh again, just dressed." Haruno Joe laughed: "The teacher almost said he wanted to invite you little cuties to dinner. Fortunately, I don't have any money, hahahaha..."

Asma's face is as dark as carbon.

After laughing for a long time, Haruno said, "It's really time to have a meal at this time. Let's go find something to eat together, and then conduct a bell grab test in the afternoon. OK?"

"good!"

"Then what should we eat? Well, we need to test in the afternoon. You can't eat too much, otherwise the teacher will beat you until you spit it out." Haruno's eyes narrowed, and a sharp edge flashed, and suddenly he changed his stupid and cute appearance of laughing loudly.

Just as he raised his eyebrows, Hong and Asma's expressions became a little nervous and serious.

"Hahahaha, you're scared!"

Asma: “…”

red:"……"

Zheng Dai suddenly lie back and covers his chest and says, "I'm scared to death, but I'm scared to death. I can't get enough of it if the teacher doesn't invite a lunch."

Haruno:???

Asma and Hong looked at each other in surprise, Hong fell back first, and Asma could only keep up.

"Teacher, please lunch!"

Haruno Shogh grabbed Hongxing on his head and whispered twice: "Can the joke be said like this? Hahahaha, I am very happy to be able to take your class and have to have some wine to celebrate.

You are still young and can’t drink, so let’s eat lunch separately. I’m leaving. At two o’clock in the afternoon, the fifth driving range will gather!”

call out!

The three people lying on the ground turned their heads and looked at each other, laughed, and stood up and patted each other on the back.

"It's quite interesting to coach, Natsune." Hong muttered, "It's just a little stingy, haha."

"You won't think he's interesting after a long time." Asma gritted her teeth and said, "When you go home, you must confiscate all your dad's cigarettes!"

"Come it and give it to me." Zheng Dai said.

Asma: "Hey, you're wearing it, you can't be curious about cigarettes. It's hard to quit if you can't get it."

"I just smell the smell and find a way to make the snacks you want." Zheng Dai smiled.

"Also, I won't have lunch together. I'm going to find a place to perm my hair."

"Perm?"

"Ah, perm your head."
Chapter completed!