The first thousand one hundred and ninety-three chapters go out
The neighbor turns on the TV.
The familiar melody of the news network sounded, and the smell of fried saury smoke drifted in from the windows downstairs.
The scene in the old and clean rental house was strange, with the antique fan whirring.
"..."
I was stunned at the entrance of Zhenbei Station.
Bai Yujun was lying on the old sofa and picking his feet. The monkey jumped on the back of the sofa and scratched his ears and cheeks. It was his first time here and he felt novel about everything, including the calendar of foreign beauties on the wall. Perhaps he was studying whether foreigners could eat it and whether it was delicious, so he grabbed the electronic alarm clock and tried hard
Er shake.
On the coffee table, the unfinished lunch box was trying its best to exude the smell of scallion oil.
"Why are you standing here? Come sit down and let me introduce you. This is a monkey. Yes, it is a monkey and it is also called a monkey."
"Squeak, I'm a monkey."
The monkey puts away the golden cudgel and does a somersault. A friend's friend is a friend.
"I am Zhenbei..."
A working young man was still in a state of confusion.
Nodding as a greeting, the monkey gave him a strong feeling. A dragon and a monkey, two powerful creatures suddenly appeared on the earth, making Zhenbei wary and helpless. No matter whether the white dragon and the monkey were good or evil, maybe one of them happened to be
Actions can cause horrific disasters.
Bai Yujun waved her hand, and the old refrigerator opened its door automatically. There was nothing inside except a bunch of vegetables.
"Brother, the pheasants in charge of crowing at my house have better food than you. The lunch box is terrible. Even if I'm not picky about food, I don't want to eat it. Why don't you give up dinner?"
"..."
The brain automatically ignores a certain dragon's nonsense.
"I have lived for nine lifetimes and am not young anymore. How old do you dare to call me brother?"
"This dragon is more than three thousand years old."
"..."
I pulled the plastic stool over and sat across from the coffee table. I picked up the chopsticks and prepared to continue eating. The monkey jumped over and sniffed the smell and shook his head.
The monkey face looked quite disdainful.
Zhenbei looked at the lunch box and suddenly lost his appetite when he remembered what Longnu said.
"Do you gods have nothing to do all day long? What are you doing here?"
"Of course I'm here to visit relatives and friends. It doesn't seem like that long, but it's actually been hundreds of years."
"Squeak, visit a friend."
Of course Zhenbei didn't believe it in his heart. Was it a friend who stuffed an ancient battlefield into his head? It felt like he was carrying a big bomb every day for fear of destroying the world. He didn't even dare to die for fear of implicating all living things on the earth. If something went wrong, even a cockroach would probably survive.
No.
"You have also seen that I am very poor, so I have no money to entertain you two. If you want to drink tea, I can go to the store and buy the cheapest one."
Zhenbei spread his hands, wearing pants and vest from the year before.
Monkey thinks this guy is stingier than Bailong.
I was thinking about the purpose of Dragon Girl and Monkey's visit when I suddenly saw Dragon Girl rummaging around on the coffee table.
"etc……"
With an embarrassed look on his face, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover something, but it was too late, and the dragon girl could see clearly.
"Ha~ Lottery, what are you buying this thing for? Wouldn't it be delicious to eat an ice cream cone?"
"You don't understand. I know I won't win."
I know in my heart that I won't win, but I always go in and buy one when I pass by a lottery shop. In fact, sometimes what I buy is a hope to survive. At least I can comfort myself before the lottery is drawn. Once the lottery ticket in my hand wins, it can change my life.
Although it's basically impossible.
Bai Yujun frowned and pinched his chin.
"It doesn't make sense. You are acquainted with me and are friends. Your fortune should be as good as that of a genius. Why are you still so poor?"
"What do you mean?"
"Because I am a dragon, an auspicious beast, and the place where I live is prosperous. Ordinary creatures will get good luck if they see me."
I'm not bragging, no matter whether you know the dragon intentionally or not, everyone is lucky. This is very rare in Zhenbei. I once walked with the dragon but ended up living in poverty. I have no money, so I don't even dare to find a girlfriend, for fear of the end.
We broke up because we had no money.
I took a closer look at Zhenbei and saw more this time than last time.
"This fate of yours... is truly rare. Well, calm down. For us, money is an external possession. You will be very rich in the future and won't have to worry about expenses. Well, that should be the case."
Finally, I added a sentence of uncertainty.
"I'm really touched by what you said..."
Originally, a few words made me lose interest in eating, but now, I no longer even have interest in living.
On the other side, the monkey curiously opened the washing machine and jumped in. He accidentally touched the switch. Then, this washing machine, which has been rented for several times and is still durable, turned on at its most glorious moment. It rumbled and spun, and the monkey screamed and screamed while experiencing the joy of spinning.
Call it fun.
"Zhizhizhi~ Interesting! Interesting!"
Bai Yujun waved his hand, and the bathroom door slammed shut, which really made Long unable to stand.
Zhenbei thought for a while and couldn't help but speak.
"Brother Monkey, just play with it for a while. That thing consumes a lot of electricity."
I really don’t have much money in my pocket.
A certain Bai Zilaisu picked up the remote control and watched TV. After watching it for a long time, he found that it was full of garbage programs. Compared with them, the advertisements seemed meaningful. After pressing it again and again, he unexpectedly thought of quitting TV. The monkey had finally had enough.
He put out the washing machine, jumped on the back of the sofa and shook his head.
Zhenbei didn't know how to treat guests. They were two gods, so ordinary methods couldn't be used.
I saw a family having a barbecue under the willow tree in the old town, and I got a good idea. I thought that these two gods could do anything, and maybe I could take the opportunity to save some fat.
"Why don't we go to the night market to have barbecue?"
"Good idea."
It's hot in the house at night, so it's good to go out and visit the night market.
Take it away and leave, lock it when you go out.
Go downstairs along the dark old corridor.
The monkey rubbed his face and became a little bald. His vest and pants were a bit too big. His slippers rustled when he walked. Zhenbei's image was also not good. He walked with his hands in his pants pockets. His back was hunched, his vest was wrinkled, and his hair was messy and lifeless.
Move your legs and throw on your slippers.
A certain monkey followed suit and put his hands in his pockets.
Only Bai Yujun has more image and temperament, and the weird and wonderful combination goes out for the first time, creating a good foundation for the future...
"I must state in advance that I am a very poor wage earner and I really don't have any money in my pocket."
"Squeak, I don't have any money either."
"See, you two are not as good as ordinary people. Today I'm going to treat you to every stall in the night market."
"To be honest, this is a friend, a true friend."
"Zhizhi, true friend!"
"There is no one else. A god of war, a god of war. Fortunately, Benlong has a small amount of money. To make money, you have to pay attention to methods and methods. How much money can you make by working as a coolie? You must learn how to do business. Benlong's senior merchants have a good reputation..."
The street lights in the alley are far apart, and the three figures can only be seen as black shadows under the lights.
Passing by a small shop, there was mahjong playing inside.
The road surface is in disrepair and is full of potholes, and the smell from manhole covers and ditches is pungent.
The neighbors who were sitting outside enjoying the cool air were very curious. The women discussed how the girl who just passed by had nice hair and how unique it was for the young girl to wear a deer antler hairpin.
The watermelon stall on the street corner was busy selling melons, and the tables outside the snack department were filled with diners, and bottles of beer were being poured out.
We left the alley and waited for the bus to go to the city.
Zhenbei felt that it was good not to be in a hurry and to wait for the bus leisurely. In the past, he was very tired when he was busy making money. Not only was he physically tired but also mentally tired. Tonight, it was magically rare to find peace.
The monkey climbed to the top of the stop sign pole and shook it vigorously.
The bus is coming.
Chapter completed!