He rubbed his face vigorously with his two little hands.

In the mirror, she turned into another female fairy official. There was no discernible change in her appearance. She wore plain clothes, simple robes and hair accessories, and used a writing brush and a gold book to embroider. She relied on Long Yin's talent to sneak into the Heavenly Army's station, and was busy in an orderly manner...

The law of the jungle applies everywhere, hide yourself and watch in secret.

The foundation of the ancient teleportation array had just been dug out of the cracks and was damaged by external forces. According to the heavenly craftsmen, it would take two months to repair it as it was before, assuming there was no damage or disturbance.

A certain Bai squatted in a corner, plucked his fingers and calculated carefully.

Decided to wait two months.

Stay at the station and work hard to be a qualified immortal official, running around busy with reconstruction work. Of course, most of the time I take long vacations by myself and quietly wait for the teleportation array to be repaired.

In fact, the sense of urgency in my heart has never disappeared...

…

Some big world.

A long-skirted bodysuit wanders around with a guqin-collared monkey in her arms.

"Brother Monkey, we are gods and ferocious monsters. We should try to reduce the number of killings as much as possible when it is not necessary to hunt or eat. Of course, if the opponent needs to be beaten, it will be okay to kill and eat him."

"Since I have become a god and a demon, I should improve myself and understand the great ways of the world."

"I have twelve volumes of Taoist basic scriptures here. Reading them can enhance your understanding and help you understand right and wrong. They are 80% new and are only sold in packages... Uh, ahem, they are given to you for free. Please read them when you have nothing to do."

"It's okay if you don't want to read it. Just keep the principles in mind. The world is complex yet simple."

"Remember, if someone tries to trap you, just try to eat the bait. Just forget about the rest and run away. I can teach you all the stick techniques, fairy techniques, and clone techniques. Don't join me."

For any force, just be yourself, any messy forces are bullshit, you are who you are."

On the ancient road with fragrant grass, a certain Bai seriously taught the monkeys how to survive and talked a lot about it.

Bai Yujun has been living in the secular world for many years and is well aware of the sinister nature of people's hearts.

There are mostly immortals and humans, and it is difficult to erase many evil thoughts through long-term practice. For those who are strategists, a big demon with strong combat power and simple personality is definitely the best chess piece. When playing chess, life or death cannot be controlled by oneself. You should try your best to avoid the chess game or even

Just smash the chessboard.

"Brother Monkey, remember, my destiny is up to me and not God."

The monkey muttered this sentence over and over again, carrying the stick and moving forward.

"My fate is up to me and not beyond my control..."

Walk, walk.

I turned around and was shocked. How did my friend's clone turn back into floating scales?

The monkey's paw grasped the scales and pushed them into his back.

"Squeak? Weird?"

He suddenly raised his head and saw a handsome male immortal sitting upright on the auspicious clouds in mid-air, holding a three-foot-long jade Ruyi, with a halo of light and an indifferent smile that looked like an immortal. He was staring at the gray-haired wild monkey half a man tall with a harmless and gentle expression.

If it were an ordinary person here, I'm afraid he would have bowed his head and worshiped the gods.

Carrying the stick and raising his head, the monkey's face looked quite bored.

"Squeak, who is that? Which hilltop do you belong to? Why are you blocking the road?"

Very good, at least I didn't draw a stick on the spot and asked politely first, which shows that Bai's teachings are very effective, and if I want to knock someone out, I do it secretly behind my back.

The handsome god smiled slightly, making people feel like they are taking a breath of spring breeze.

"I am the Immortal of Kailu Cave in Anshan Mountain. Please follow me..."

"Follow me! Give me a stick!"

The golden cudgel made a semicircle and struck hard at the Saobao Immortal. He was just gathering momentum, and when he was ready, he immediately used the strongest stick to greet the opponent's head. Bailong said that everyone who comes out to pose in the middle is a liar!

The place names and identities are definitely fake!

In an instant, the golden cudgel hit the handsome immortal on the cheek...

The golden cudgel hit the ground, and the cracks in the ground spread. The monkey bent down and still maintained the posture of swinging the stick. The sky above the auspicious cloud aperture was empty, and a human-shaped gap was revealed in the trees and hills in the distance. The stick hit the ground two miles away, and then kicked up the dust with force.

He fled wildly and headed straight for a large and populous city in the distance.

The handsome immortal roared angrily.

"Evil! You are evil and will not repent! Where can you escape!"

The monkey remembered Bai Long's previous teachings that these gods are most afraid of disturbing the mortal world and involving too much.

Once you get into the city, the other party will promise not to use spells randomly unless you are very strong. Carefully recall all the escape methods and speed up and go straight to the city wall...

The city wall guards noticed dust approaching quickly in the distance...

Bend down, lower your head, and slam forward!

Boom~!

A small deep hole was drilled out of the solid city wall, and the immortal followed closely. Holding the jade Ruyi, he groaned and wanted to find the monster monkey. When he flew over the city wall, he was stunned in vain. His face was stunned, and he did not dare to interfere in the human world at will. It is true, but what happened to the monster monkey?

Disappeared out of thin air?

Looking left and right, the streets are crowded with people, men, women and children coming and going, vendors are calling to buy and sell, and horse teams and driver's luxurious sedans are full of mundane tackiness.

"this……"

On the crowded roadside, a half-year-old child used copper coins to buy candied haws, which were sour, sweet and refreshing.

He squinted at the handsome immortal who was searching blankly in the air and smiled. He touched the snow-white dragon scales he carried with him and felt very proud. In his heart, he despised the immortal who reported himself to the family and asked him to follow him up the mountain. Bailong said, there are many tricks in the immortal world.

, is definitely a liar who tricked me into being a coolie and being beaten to death.

It doesn’t matter what kind of mountain or cave it is, it’s not as good as Bailong’s teaching.

Pick off a candied haws, throw it up and catch it with your mouth, eat it while walking, and go shopping leisurely.

I have to say that it was good for Bai Yujun to take the monkeys into the market before.

Ordinary monsters can be easily discovered even without dragon scales. The art of transformation only covers the appearance. The important thing is the familiarity and proficiency. No matter what you change externally or internally, it is the highest state of transformation. You must blend into the environment and reach a higher state.

He even deceived himself.

"Squeak...oh, no, you can't squeak, I'm just a child hehehe~"

He licked up the candied haws in one gulp and flung the thin stick away.

"Look for it slowly~"

The transformation technique of the White Dragon Sect is good, but it's awkward to have to rub your face every time you change. It would be much easier if you could recite a spell and shout the transformation, and the monkey hair will be rubbed off.

The sun sets in the west.

The handsome immortal who confirmed that he could not find the demon monkey turned around and flew away from the city.

It flew far away and fell into the mountain forest. Suddenly, the immortal made a loud bang and turned into white mist. There was a piece of jade engraved with profound runes on the spot. It fell to the ground, losing the blessing of the immortal power and disappearing. The weather shattered and the gust of wind blew across the trace.

none……

…

Two months later.

The huge teleportation array runes on the surface of the gray star gradually light up.

Bai Yujun, who was pretending to be a female fairy official, breathed a sigh of relief. No matter how he recovered, he would be fine. Perhaps because he had appeared before, there were many members of the rebel organization in the station recently. They pretended to be casual and went around to inquire about the whereabouts of the dragon girl. Haha, he followed him all the way here.

It's quite hard.

Holding a calligraphy pen and writing in a golden book, he pretended to be pretentious.

"Everyone in the world says that the most disgusting thing is to pick up a bowl to eat food and then put it down to curse your mother. Why does Benlong think that a rebel organization is more disgusting? After all, he only curses his mother after he puts his bowl down. These bastards are eating and cursing at the same time. Bah."

The gray star is dry, and the saliva evaporates when it hits the ground.

The teleportation array was interrupted, and now dozens of gods gathered around waiting for teleportation.

Close the book and blend into the crowd...
Chapter completed!