Chapter 2003: When men act like women, women also act like men(1/2)
"It's over, it's over. My grandparents don't recognize me anymore. I've become a miserable child that no one wants. Uuuuuuuuu..."
Xiao Huan hugged Wen Rensheng's thigh and cried.
It's just that the crying sound is too fake, the sound of a train whistle is played directly instead.
"You said you can't cry. You can learn how to cry on TV. You can't just use the sound effects of trains to make up the numbers." Wen Rensheng said helplessly.
"You have to make up the numbers, or you'll break my throat from crying. Anyway, I don't care, just hurry up and let everyone know me." Xiao Huan urged.
"Actually, if you think about it carefully, it's a good thing that no one knows you anymore, and it's not a small good, it's a big good." Wen Rensheng reminded.
"What's a good thing? Why can't I see it?"
"Look, no one knows you anymore. You can create a perfect image among everyone again. This is equivalent to being reborn!" Wen Rensheng said calmly.
"Rebirth? That's right." Xiao Huan's eyes lit up and his head was pounding like a chicken eating rice.
"That's right, for example, you can learn to be a good baby, obedient and good at learning, and good at cooking and telling stories. Everyone will praise you, and you don't have to do the wrong things you did before.
, and you now know all the knowledge you didn't know before." Wen Rensheng said deceitfully.
Xiao Huan nodded repeatedly: "You're right, Lao Wen, I found that you can really turn bad things into good things."
"Of course."
The following week.
Xiaohuan works hard every day to cook so that everyone can eat delicious food.
I also read carefully and can add two-digit numbers.
Every time you want to play, you have to restrain yourself and work hard to make progress.
So everyone praised it.
"Xiao Huan is awesome."
"Xiao Huan is so smart."
"Xiao Huan works really hard."
"Xiao Huan is a top student..."
"hey-hey."
It's just that days like this didn't last too long.
On this day, Wang Wenwen ate delicious chicken drumsticks, which were fried to the top.
It can be said that it is a collection of delicacies from many worlds. Every texture and every bit of leather is extremely fragrant and tender.
Xiao Huan is a college student, but he learns how to cook very quickly.
This is because all you have to do is follow the same steps and completely imitate all the operations of the chefs in this world. There are not that many difficult dishes in this world. As long as the steps are exactly the same, there will be no difference in taste.
While eating, Wang Wenwen spoke out: "Lao Han, isn't it good for us to fool Xiao Huan like this? Let her have a child to cook for us every day."
Zhao Han was stunned for a moment, then continued: "What kind of deception? This is indeed the first time I have met Xiao Huan? She is really a smart, cute, good child with no flaws."
"You're still pretending." Wang Wenwen said contemptuously, "I don't believe it. You haven't retrieved your memory through alien species?"
"Uh, retrieval of memory? What retrieval of memory? By the way, Wenwen, I found that you are very good to me. Are we sisters from the previous life?" Zhao Han said in a daze.
"I understand, the teacher was afraid that you would reveal your secret, so he didn't restore your memory." Wang Wenwen had nothing to say.
This little friend has gone back in time and his IQ has also gone back...
"What the hell? So you are all lying to me!" Xiao Huan suddenly emerged from Wang Wenwen's belly, revealing two braids that reached the sky.
"Monster!" Zhao Han fainted from fright.
"I didn't lie to you. Look, didn't she just faint from being frightened by you?" Wang Wenwen tried to push Xiao Huan back.
"Oh, that's true. It seems that I will continue to be a good baby. At least in Lao Han's eyes, I am still a good baby." Xiao Huan accepted Wang Wenwen's statement smoothly.
Mainly because being a good baby is really a different way of playing life.
It's just that she can't stick to it to the end.
One month later.
Xiao Huan was lying on the sofa, watching TV, and his true colors were revealed.
"Damn you, Lao Wen, you're trying to fool me. I don't want to be a good baby anymore. It's too tiring. It's more comfortable for a lazy baby."
Everyone laughed.
"If I win, I will say that Xiaohuan can last for a month, but you said that she can only last for a week." Ouyang Ling said to her husband Wen Rende.
"Uh, okay, I underestimated Xiao Huan's ability. It's all thanks to his son's good teaching." Wen Rende praised.
"Alas, the experiment failed. Human laziness can really defeat people's ambition. People really need environment and pressure." Wen Rensheng shook his head.
"Huh, you're saying something I don't understand again. I won't listen." Xiao Huan covered her ears.
"Forget it if you don't listen. It just so happens that I'm going to a new world this time. If you don't listen, you won't be able to go." Wen Rensheng said with a smile.
"Damn it, what's the next world? Don't even think about leaving me alone." Xiao Huan immediately got up from the sofa.
Wen Rensheng frowned and said: "The last time I traveled to the west, after I opened the door to the world, time reversed. Obviously, this was the power of chaos that prevented me from exploring the main world. After I was away from the main world, after these many twists and turns, not only did I
It’s not closer, but further away.”
In the living room, everyone was silent.
Ouyang Ling, Wen Rende, Wu Shanshan, Zhao Han, Wang Wenwen, Wu Liansong...all thought deeply.
Of course everyone in this group understands why Wen Rensheng did what he did.
Only by finding the main world can they truly feel at ease and not be like duckweeds, floating in uncertainty.
If you can't find the main world, all the prosperity in front of you will be like a dream and disappear in an instant.
"Okay, don't worry, everyone. I have already made a plan. We will use the reincarnation compound to go to the next world, but this time the whole family will go." Wen Rensheng said.
"Teacher, where are we going to the next world?" Zhao Han asked.
Wen Rensheng smiled and raised his hand.
A picture appears.
There are two stone lions and a white jade gate with the words "Edict to build Rongguo Mansion" written on it.
Then the scene changed to clouds and mist, and a narration voice appeared: "Under the Wuji Cliff in Dahuang Mountain..."
As soon as they heard the beginning, everyone understood: isn't this "The Story of the Stone"?
There is also a more famous name: "Dream of Red Mansions".
This book itself is very strange. The author wrote the entire book, but only 80 chapters were kept, and the ending of the next 40 chapters is unknown.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Many people sighed for it.
It was a pity that Wen Rensheng was young, but he suddenly realized when he was older and disappeared at the end, which is actually more in line with the original intention of the author.
Life is impermanent, so are books, and destiny is unpredictable.
And there is no ending, so readers are left to their own imagination.
When Xiao Huan saw it, he immediately became excited: "Dream of Red Mansions is so good, I want to be Jia Baoyu."
"You also know about Dream of Red Mansions?" Zhao Han said in surprise.
"Nonsense, can I not know? This is a TV series that grandma often watches. I have watched it a few times."
"You can't be Jia Baoyu." Wen Rensheng looked at her and shook his head.
"Why?"
"You can't grow up."
Xiao Huan, who originally wanted to argue, was immediately defeated.
Yes, Wen Rensheng has always been eighteen years old, and she has always been five or six years old, no more than seven years old anyway.
Wen Rende's eyes lit up: "I can..."
"Cough" Ouyang Ling glared at her husband.
"I know, can I be Eunuch Xia? That's Xia Bingzhong." Wen Rende said bitterly.
"That's pretty much it."
"Then I can only be Dai Quan." Wu Liansong followed.
"Very good, what roles should the others choose?" Wen Rensheng asked.
"I am Lin Daiyu." Zhao Han raised his hands actively and said.
Wang Wenwen looked at his friend with disdain: "With your muscles, who can believe that you are Lin Daiyu?"
"Isn't it okay to pull up the weeping willow forest Daiyu upside down?" Zhao Han asked rhetorically.
"Then I will be Xue Baochai." Wang Wenwen patted his big belly and said.
To be continued...