When Zhu Bajie heard this, he nodded and said, "What you said makes sense. No matter whether I am not afraid of this, I know how to survive a battle. I only need a few wives. As long as I get married, they will definitely not be able to leave me."

"What's a way to survive a battle?" Several astronauts from the abd forces heard this in confusion.

They could understand what the old pig said, but they didn't understand what these four words together meant?

"How to fight?" Braun asked doubtfully.

However, the eyes of those in the c force lit up, especially those of the male astronauts, whose eyes turned red.

One person swallowed and said, "Mr. Zhu, Grandpa Zhu, please teach us this method, okay?"

"We are willing to do all this work for you, we just want you to give us this strategy."

They suddenly remembered that when Sun Wukong first met Gao Cuilan, he looked very haggard.

Zhu Bajie is unprecedented.

It is said that there are only exhausted oxen and no damaged land.

But Lao Zhu is an exception.

"This requires talent, you can't do it." Zhu Bajie glanced at everyone and immediately shook his head.

Everyone was immediately disappointed.

Then Zhu Bajie continued to work on the farm.

Then someone else said: "Mr. Zhu, we hope you can help us."

"Okay, what do you want me to do for you?" Zhu Bajie also wanted to see what these extraterrestrial visitors were capable of.

"Can you teach us how to practice?"

Zhu Bajie shook his head and said: "You want to practice. It is not easy to practice. It is not easy to become a teacher. Do you know that you need to pay tuition to become a teacher?"

"I know, my name is Shu Xiu, right?"

"Yes, that thing is tuition."

"Isn't it just tuition? We pay it."

"Okay, one kidney per person, the old pig hasn't eaten anyone for a long time." Zhu Bajie looked greedy.

Zhu Bajie has really eaten people.

There is a direct description in the original work.

He said that he had been relying on cannibalism to survive since he was demoted to earth.

After Guanyin accused him, he stopped doing this business.

"Guanyin doesn't let me eat people, but it doesn't matter if you volunteer."

"Ah, eating kidneys?" Everyone suddenly felt pain in their waists.

Especially men.

If you haven’t learned how to survive a battle and you still have to lose your waist, isn’t that a death sentence?

Don't think that if you have two waists, you can lose one.

That's nonsense.

No organ in the human body can work 24 hours a day. The heart has to work one-third of the time and rest two-thirds of the time.

The work of two kidneys was eventually given to one person, and he would become old in less than three years.

It is also a fact that people with one waist less often cannot do heavy work.

Because heavy work produces a lot of metabolism and waste, one kidney cannot be renewed.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter if you don't give, I won't teach." Zhu Bajie shook his head.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Zhu Bajie was taught a lesson by the Bodhisattva, otherwise, they would not have been able to escape the fate of being eaten.

Among the three disciples, according to the original work, Sun Wukong basically does not eat people. If you don't cause trouble, he will not take the initiative to trouble you.

But the premise is that you stay away from him. He won't apologize if he accidentally hurts you.

The other two, Sha Monk cannibalizes people, Zhu Bajie cannibalizes people, and even White Dragon eats horses, and people will not let them go.

This is the real monster.

Therefore, Tang Seng’s merits were immense and he controlled his three disciples.

At this moment, someone suddenly had an idea and said: "Can we help you with plastic surgery? Cut off your big nose and pig ears. In this case, you will not change, but you will still be a human being."

"Can you do it?" Zhu Bajie was very happy.

The art of change is very troublesome.

Just like Sun Wukong fighting in water, it is very inconvenient to cast the water-avoiding spell.

Therefore, monsters will not change into a beautiful appearance to live if they are fine.

Just like Kuimulang, the prince he turned into is very handsome, but he still looks like a monster at ordinary times.

"Of course, we are good at surgery, so you don't need to change things again and again, and you can have lifelong happiness."

Hearing this, Zhu Bajie immediately made up his mind.

"That's right. If you can really operate on me, you will teach you how to practice and how to fight fiercely."

"Okay, please change your appearance and we will make a surgical plan for you."

Everyone said one after another.

In order to practice and fight fiercely, these men's motivation is really terrifying.

Then there was a large wild boar several feet tall, which could actually be even bigger.

It's just that Bajie has a body shape that uses the magical power of Fa Tian Xiang Di.

He barely looks like a human being.

Very scary.

He is the original demon.

A monster aura.

At this time, Mrs. Gao and Mr. Gao in the distance fainted from fright when they saw this.

Then I came up with the idea of ​​finding a mage to eliminate the demon.

Anyway, Zhu Bajie's work is done, and they have several thousand acres of land, which is enough.

From now on, we can just gradually hire people to cultivate the land.

Thinking of this, they simply took this opportunity to break off the engagement. How good-looking Gao Cuilan was, how much better would it be to marry a wealthy scholar directly?

They are a perfect match.

Why can't I have a monster?

This means that if you lick a dog, you will die a good death, and if you lick a pig, your engagement will be annulled.

At this moment, everyone looked back and forth at Zhu Bajie.

They began to design a surgical plan and said to Zhu Bajie: "Mr. Zhu, we must first cut off your big ears, then we must cut off your big nose, and finally your big chin, and finally your

Big mouth guy."

"Your facial function is now complete, and then you need to undergo liposuction to remove your big belly."

"Oh, that's great." Zhu Bajie was very excited, "Well, come quickly, I'm not afraid of pain anyway."

[To be honest, I have been using Yeguoyuedu to read and catch up on books recently. I can switch sources and read aloud with many sounds. Yeguoyuedu is available for Android and Apple.]

"We still need surgical tools."

"What surgical tools do you need? I know you doctors need all kinds of knives. I can conjure them up for you, just ask." Zhu Bajie said hurriedly.

"We really need a lot of knives, please conjure them up for us..."

Zhu Bajie said: "Okay, I will change it for you right now."

Finally, according to the astronaut's request, a series of various scalpels, surgical forceps, and the tools they needed were conjured up.

"Then you can work now, right?"

"That's it."

"We are about to take action. First we need to disinfect and prepare the skin, which means shaving it clean to prevent infection."

Then everyone started to scrape Zhu Bajie clean from head to bottom and scalded it with boiling water.

"I know, I understand they are preparing for surgery, but I thought they were going to eat a fat pig." Xiao Huan watched with interest.

"Okay, we have to cut off your big ears first, which is the first step to change your appearance. But there is no anesthesia here."

A surgeon who was pushed out began to take action.

"Just cut it. I'm not afraid. No anesthesia is needed. I can just use magic to seal the pain." Zhu Bajie said directly.

At this time, the doctor began to operate on Zhu Bajie.
To be continued...