Day 340 (1) If there is an afterlife, make a salted fish
You are already a mature dog, and you have to learn to climb out of the pit on your own.
Tang Yue is good at tempting.
Stray dogs lay in the pit, indifferent.
The old cat sat on the side, leaning his chin on the solar panel, with drooped eyebrows, tilting his head to watch Tang Yue's performance, as if he was looking at an idiot.
Play the piano to the cow.
Tang Yue sighed, stepped back and sat down.
If Tang Sanzang didn't have the white dragon horse, do you think he could go to the west to get the scripture? Tang Yue picked up a stone and threw it on the wheel. It would be 108,000 miles, or 54,000 kilometers, around the equator.
There are still 14,000 kilometers left in the circle. White Dragon Horse is worthy of being the son of the Dragon King. He is so good at swimming that he can cross the Pacific Ocean without any problem.
When are you going to push it out of the pit?
Well, eight hours later, or tomorrow morning. Since we can't walk while charging anyway, we might as well lie down and rest. Tang Yue replied, "It's another damn cloudy day today. The sun is too weak. I don't know when we can recharge."
The battery is fully charged.
Unfortunately, the Martian stray dog got stuck in a pit again. Tang Yue finally experienced firsthand how difficult it is to drive cross-country without roads. Highways on the earth extend in all directions. Tang Yue was able to drive from Heihe to Medog, and his wheels were all the way.
There is no need to get muddy, which gives Tang Yue the illusion that this trip is a self-driving trip.
But Mars is a primitive and wild planet that has never received any development. Tang Yue only realized that cars are special vehicles for roads after his buttocks on both sides were hurt.
Ninety-nine vehicles will be defeated in the wilderness.
There are no major terrain undulations in the Ixidi Plain. In most cases, it is flat. However, long-distance running on the wasteland still causes astonishing damage to the structure of the Mars rover. The designers limited the speed of the Mars Stray Dog to thirty yards. Tang
Yue finally understood their good intentions - people on Earth must be able to make stray dogs fly to sixty or even one hundred and twenty yards, but if they race so fast on Mars, they will definitely fall apart.
Tang Yue and Lao Mao tried to push the car once, but the stray dog remained motionless.
They had no choice but to stop to rest and recharge their batteries.
Wait until it is fully charged before pushing the rover out.
The old cat slid down the solar panel and finally lay softly on the ground, like a salted fish.
What is the meaning of having a cat?
The meaning of Maosheng is salted fish.
The old cat asked and answered himself.
Tang Yue and Lao Mao finally got tired of the boring journey that lasted for years. What they saw and heard along the way was really lackluster. The performance of the Martian stray dogs limited them to a maximum of thirty kilometers a day, and the rest of the time could only be spent in the original place.
They waited endlessly, and finally they got tired of singing all the songs they could sing, and finished all the nonsense they could talk about, from the origin of the universe to the end of the earth. Tang Yue even dug out Lao Zheng's collection of heavy flavors and told him over and over again.
After pulling out the corpse and whipping it, in the end even a cross talk master like Lao Mao couldn't find any baggage to shake off, and all that was left was endless salted fish.
Tang Yue felt that he and Lao Mao, two salted fishes, could lie on the ground and jump to their destination bit by bit.
What's wrong with being a salted fish? Old Mao plausibly said that the universe is the most salty fish. For 99% of the life of the universe, it will be a dead salted fish.
Of course salted fish is fine. My biggest dream in this life is to be a salted fish. Unfortunately, the pressure of life is too great and I don’t take it seriously. All salted fish in this world are winners in life who are born with a golden key in their mouths. Tang Yue rolled over on the ground.
, since it is salted fish, it must be turned over frequently so that it can be evenly dried and marinated with delicious flavor.
If there is an afterlife,
To be a fish.
pickled in salt,
No needless tears.
Half of it is so salty,
half fade out big bird,
Put half of the pot into the pot to cook the soup,
Put half on the grill,
Very crazy and very peaceful,
Never worried, never troubled.
I advise you not to roll around on the ground. The sand and gravel are very sharp and can easily scratch the Mingguang Armor. Laomao reminds you that if the airtight layer is damaged and the pressure is released, you are doomed.
It doesn't matter. Tang Yue shook his head. The material of the Mingguang Armor was very strong and could not be cut by a knife.
Have you ever cut it?
I have tried it on Earth. Tang Yue replied, I am very impressed, because the teacher at the center told us that this thing is as reliable as a bulletproof vest and cannot be cut by ordinary knives. If you don’t believe it, whoever is strong enough can come and try it.
There were so many people present, but I was the only one who was stunned. Later, the teacher explained that Guangkai is probably the most expensive piece of clothing you have ever worn. A set costs 15 million, which is equivalent to a house in Beijing.
Did you know? Tang Yue pinched his thumb and index finger together and separated them slightly. I was just that close to dying on the spot.
The old cat clung to the ground, arched its body, and moved forward.
What are you doing, old cat?
I am not a cat. The old cat replied dully, arched his body again, and jumped forward. His body miraculously stretched several times. I am a birch inchworm.
Birchworm, what are you doing?
The birch inchworm cannot speak. The old cat mumbled, and the birch inchworm just wanted to go home.
Tang Yue watched the old cat squirming on the ground, moving forward in the direction it came from.
He shook his head, stretched out his foot and stepped on the charging cable on the ground, and the cable suddenly straightened.
The old cat got into the mud and hit a dog to eat its shit.
Meow!
It is angry in its mother tongue.
Tang Yue stood up, walked over, and picked up the big furry cat. The old cat's two short legs were kicking helplessly in mid-air. What are you doing? Tang Yue, what are you doing? Put me down! Put me down.
Do you hear me? Put me down!
Tang Yue took the old cat back, lifted it up with all his strength, and stuffed it into the cab of the Mars rover. He took a breath, "Do you think I want to hug you? Damn it, you really are a cat, aren't you?"
Pig? Pigs are not as heavy as you
Then he plugged in the charging cable to the old cat.
When we arrive at the destination, you can go home. Tang Yue tiptoed and patted the old cat on the head, then turned and walked towards the battery panel not far away. It will take up to three days. You can go back in three days. There is no need to worry.
No one knows what will be waiting for us in three days, but I think it will probably not be a bad thing, after all, we can no longer be unlucky.
He will be gone when he returns home in three days. The old cat said.
How could it be? Tang Yue turned his head and smiled at it. It's not like Kunlun Station can't run away anymore. No matter when you go back, it will be there.
Lao Mao put his face on the steering wheel and looked at Tang Yue's back.
Chapter completed!