Chapter 590: Little Second Anecdote
After some careful consideration, Yan Zheng decided to first talk to Xiao Erxu and Wushe, and then make plans for it.
As the saying goes, knowing yourself and your enemy will never be defeated. First, understand Lai Touliu's temper and preferences, and then you can get twice the result with half the effort when you find out the news.
Yan Zheng made up his mind and acted like a fierce ghost who had just entered the ghost market. The stranger was vigilant and fierce, and the fierceness of being strong on the outside and doing it was his fear of the strange environment.
"What did you say? You look down on me! With my strength, I am still afraid of those little kids!"
After Yan Zheng said that, the waiter retching, and turned his head and forced himself to look at Yan Zheng's old face with an emotional and cute rabbit ears. This outfit is matched with Yan Zheng's pretending behavior.
The rough voice is simply.
Just like meeting Dongfang Bubai, who had just started practicing the Sunflower Book, it made people want to die.
The waiter just calmed down and looked up and saw Yan Zheng's face again. He hurriedly lowered his head. The outsider looked respectful. In fact, only he knew the pain in his heart. Nezha had already had a fuss in his stomach, and he really didn't.
Dare to continue looking at Yan Zheng's face.
The waiter lowered his head and tried to swallow a mouthful of saliva to cover his turbulent stomach.
"Haha~ That old man looked at what you said. As soon as I saw you, I felt that the magical martial arts were extraordinary. It is no problem to deal with those down-and-out households. There is a saying that goes, tigers still take a nap, no matter how powerful you are, no matter how powerful you are, tigers are.
You can't fight them 24 hours a day, there must be a rest. Don't you think these down-and-out households will be like wood, as long as someone takes action, they will be desperate and swarm like locusts.
Go up, you don’t care about your life or death. Death is a relief for them. You can enjoy the spoils while you are alive, and you won’t suffer any loss. The heroes can’t stand many people. Even if you have a bloody evil, you can be exhausted by them. I want you to tell me
It’s better not to be as knowledgeable as them. I want to find a place to settle down. When the repair is done, I will slowly teach these down-and-out households to let them know~u~~”
As he spoke, the waiter suddenly got stuck and asked seriously: "I asked presumptuously, "Did you ask, are you a rabbit spirit or a wild boar spirit~ Do you still have any special hobbies before your lifetime~"
Yan Zheng couldn't help but twitch a few times. The waiter and the two ghosts at the door were brothers. They were really in line with each other. They wanted people to kiss their faces with their fists.
Could these guys be a crosstalk class during their lifetime! They not only speak in a way but also in a way.
Fortunately, Yan Zheng became this rabbit man's face, and his skin color was dark, so he couldn't tell. Otherwise, Yan Zheng's face would have been so dark now.
He pulled his face and said, "Rabbit!"
The waiter showed a little bit of enlightenment and then turned into a shocked look. He kept talking, as if he was puzzled by the fact that a rabbit looked like this.
"Master Rabbit~~"
Yan Zheng could no longer bear it and shouted in anger: "You are the Lord of Rabbit, your whole family is the Lord of Rabbit!"
The waiter chuckled a few times and quickly apologized.
"Don't be angry, it's because I'm a little clumsy and can't speak. Mr. Rabbit is a good idea. You can come to our restaurant to stay in a restaurant. I'll treat you to drink. You'll be fine if you give me a compensation!
Yan Zheng snorted coldly from his nose and then asked, "How do you charge for your hotel?"
Waiter: "Our ordinary room in our hotel has a 10-minute Yin De value a day, a medium room has a 3-minute Yin De value a 2-minute Yin De value a 10-minute Yin De value a 3-minute Yin De value a day. If you include food and accommodation, you will add an additional Yin De value a day.
Even if you visit the entire ghost market, there is no cheaper hotel than us!”
At this time, Yan Zheng realized that the other party had just mentioned wine, food and accommodation, and immediately asked in surprise: "Wait, what did you say just now? Do you provide wine, food and accommodation? Anything will become corrupt when you reach the underworld. Where did you come from?
Can food, wine be sold? You are not fooling us!"
The waiter said aggrievedly: "Mr. Rabbit, you can't be honest with the white dirty people. The food will immediately become decayed and useless when it reaches the underworld. The problem is that we are not in the Yin Realm now. This is the world of the world, just use some means.
Blood food and other things can still be transported in. If there is no benefit in this ghost market, who is staying here? This can taste the blood food on earth anytime and anywhere. Wine is also one of the advantages of our ghost market..."
Then the waiter opened his conversation and kept talking, praising the ghost market to heaven, which was like a heavenly existence on earth.
Although the waiter said it exaggeratedly, in a sense, what he said was the truth. The ghost market is a paradise for rich ghosts and a hell for poor ghosts.
Here, as long as you have enough good deeds, you can live more comfortably than the emperor, and you can have everything you want. Even if you have prohibited items, someone can get them in the ghost market. If you don’t have money, then I’m sorry that you can only live like a wild dog.
After saying so much, Yan Zheng and the other two were unmoved, and they were a little lost. The evil spirit on their faces appeared again, and they said sarcastically: "Mr. Rabbit, it took a long time to talk, you
Can’t you stay in a hotel? If you don’t stay in a hotel, hum~ I’m not talking for a while now. The 5-point good deeds are worth! If you want to pay a debt, I will definitely make you regret entering this ghost market!"
Yan Zheng chuckled, not caring about the waiter's arrogant attitude at first and respectful at the end.
"Don't be angry, brother. Let's have something to say~"
Waiter: "Take your dirty hands away. Who gives you this rabbit a brother? Don't talk nonsense and get money, otherwise you will be killed until you lose your soul~"
After hearing this, the raincoat man began to clench his evil spirits and stepped forward to tear the waiter who was ignorant of the sky and earth. Seeing this, Yan Zheng immediately reached out to stop the raincoat man.
The waiter took a step back in fear, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and shouted introvertedly: "What do you want to do? Do you know where this is? This is a ghost market! I don't think about it if I want to do it with me, believe it or not now.
Just call someone!”
Yan Zheng hurried forward to stop him.
"Oh! Don't be busy calling people. What a big deal. Isn't it just five points of Yin De worth? I'll give it to you!"
The man in the raincoat said with murderous intention: "Why give it to it? I asked me to tear him up and just overturn the ghost market and catch Lai Touliu out! Is this a big deal?"
Yan Zheng: "Don't think about fighting and killing all day long. Problems that can be solved with money are not called problems. You can calm down and stand by and watch me deal with it!"
Yan Zheng, the man who was comforted by the raincoat, turned to look at the waiter and said with a playful look: "Let's do this, we can't live in the store anymore, but we want to discuss a business with you~"
The waiter was stunned for a moment, looked at Yan Zheng and the other two, seeing that they were calm and composed, they were a little unsure of the depth of Yan Zheng and the other two, and hesitated for a while and said:
Chapter completed!