"Come on! Tie these two tomb-digging bastards to me!"

Cun-Cun Niu had a gloomy face and was furious.

As the head of a village, someone did something like digging graves on his territory, which would damage his good deeds. Where did the village chief put his face? Besides, the old Red Army soldier buried in this grave, and it was just a few days before the burial, and Village Chief Niu was definitely furious.

Village Chief Niu's roar was immediately brightly lit. More than a dozen villagers gathered up with torches, illuminating the grave like daytime. The villagers were holding all kinds of guys in their hands, including long bamboo poles, rakes, and farm tools such as chopping knives. They pointed at us and shouted:

"Kill them!"

"It's so hateful to kill these two tomb robbers!"

"Mr. Li has just left for a few days. Before his body was cold, someone dug up his grave to rob the tomb. These two things that were killed by thousands of swords must not be let go!"

Village Chief Niu roared: "Go down and tie them up, I will peel them off with my own hands!"

But seeing the crowd was angry, under such circumstances, even if Village Chief Niu didn't peel us, we would be beaten to death by the angry villagers, right?

Bang!

My head suddenly hit hard. The village name holding a long bamboo pole stood on the soil pit and hit my head hard with the bamboo pole.

Immediately afterwards, someone held up a rake and poked Leizi's back, and scolded: "Pull you to death, fat man!"

The clothes on Leizi's back were torn to pieces by a rake, and the cotton inside the cotton coat was exposed. Leizi was so distressed that he almost cried: "I'll fuck your second uncle, my new clothes, new clothes!"

"He was beaten to death, and he even pretended to be a pregnant woman to rob the tomb! Damn it! "The saliva from the villagers could probably drown Leizi and me.

Leizi and I stood under the cemetery, and the sky was filled with splashing saliva, just like it was raining, and it fell on our heads and faces, smelly, almost killing me.

The most excessive thing was that someone even spitted a mouthful of thick phlegm. Fortunately, my eyes were sharp and my reaction was fast. When my head was lowered, I successfully avoided the mouthful of thick phlegm. Lei Zi screamed behind me: "Oh!"

When I turned my head, I saw that there was a mouthful of thick phlegm on Lei Zi's face.

Lei Zi wiped the thick phlegm on his face and finally couldn't help but burst out with anger: "Stop it all!"

The cemetery suddenly became quiet, and torches were burning, accompanied by the sound of the undulating reeds.

"Village Chief, I am Leizi!" Leizi said to Village Chief Niu.

Village Chief Niu and Lei Zi had some relationship with each other. When they heard it was Lei Zi, Village Chief Niu was stunned. He immediately raised a powerful flashlight and sang it on Lei Zi and me. Only then did he see clearly. He suddenly burst out and exclaimed: "Lei Zi?! Master Jiu?! Why... how could it be you?"

I sighed, raised my hands and said, "Everyone can rest ashamed and let me explain this matter clearly!"

I crawled out of the cemetery first, turned around and pulled Lei Zi up.

Lei Zi tried his best to wipe the spit on his face, smelled his sleeves, and frowned involuntarily: "Look, I just said that someone was peeping at us, don't you believe it?"

I shrugged: "It seems that your feeling is right!"

Leizi and I climbed out of the cemetery, and the onlookers made a vacant area in the center, all of us were looking at us in surprise.

Many villagers were whispering:

"What's going on? How could these two tomb robbers be Lei Zi and Jiu Ye?"

"Yes! Master Jiu is a famous corpse-driver in our Xiangxi area. Why... how could he do such a thing that damages his good deeds?"

"That's the case with Lei Zi. He has a good reputation on weekdays. He asked him to carry the coffin for funerals in the village. How could he come to dig Mr. Li's grave?"

Village Chief Niu suppressed the anger in his heart. If it weren't for the love between Lei Zi and me, the villagers would have risen up long ago.

There was an old man standing behind the village chief Niu. The old man was carrying a fishing rod on his back and pointed at us and said, "Captain Niu, they are them. Fortunately, I couldn't sleep tonight, so I ran to the river to fish and broke their bad things!"

Leizi and I looked at each other, Damn, there are people who can’t sleep in the middle of the night in the cold winter!

Lei Zi frowned and said, "Uncle, why are you trying tossing outside in the middle of the night? What if you catch a cold? Hurry up and rest!"

"Leizi, Master Jiu. How could it be you? You... what are you doing? I hope you can give me a reasonable explanation to the villagers of Niujia Village!" Village Chief Niu's teeth clattered.

I nodded and said seriously: "Captain Niu Village, and the villagers of Niujia Village, I, Xiao Jiu, guaranteed with my personality. Today, I will definitely give you a reasonable explanation! Come on, Lei Zi, stand in front!"

I waved to Leizi, asked him to stand in front, pointed at his stomach and said, "You can take a look!"

When the villagers saw Lei Zi's round belly, they immediately exclaimed in surprise.

Village Chief Niu widened his eyes in disbelief and stared at Lei Zi's belly blankly: "Leizi... are you... are you pregnant?"

The villagers were amazed and were also talking:

"Wow, Leizi is a woman?"

"Has he been to Thailand?"

"If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, I'll tell you, this is a Yin-Yang man!"

"It's not pregnant! I'm a man who's just like a fake one! I'm carrying a handful!" Lei Zi was crying and almost wanted to untie his trouser bags and prove his innocence.

"Not pregnant!" I took Lei Zi's hand and didn't let him unbutton his pants: "He is being plagued by evil things!"

Evil things are plagued by?!

When the villagers onlookers couldn't help but retreated and looked at Lei Zi like a monster. They felt that this strange disease was about to be contagious and did not dare to get too close to Lei Zi.

Village Chief Niu bit his lips and said, "Okay! Evil things are plagued by them! Then... Then you go and destroy the evil things, why come and dig the grave of Mr. Li?"

Lei Zi pointed at his stomach: "Since a few days ago, our coffin-carrying brothers and others have become pregnant after carrying the coffin for Mr. Li. Now the four of us are in their lives!"

Village Chief Niu said in surprise: "Are you serious about this?"

Lei Zi nodded: "Village Chief, I have been tortured like this. Is it necessary to lie to you?"

Chief Niu Village said: "Then what you mean is Mr. Li is that evil thing?"

As soon as the village head Niu said this, the villagers were in a panic and were talking nice things for Mr. Li:

"It's impossible. How could such a kind person as Mr. Li be an evil person?"

"That's right, they're not making up excuses, are they?"

"Old Master Li is an old Red Army soldier. You can't slander him like this!"

Village Chief Niu said seriously: "Mr. Li is an old Red Army soldier. He devoted his life to the country and the people. He is the most respected person in our Niujia Village. If you don't have real evidence, you must not make random guesses!"

I carried my hands on my back and took out the style of Master Jiu: "Everyone is quiet, I have never said from beginning to end that Master Li is that evil thing. We respect Master Li very much!"

Village Chief Niu said in surprise: "Master Jiu, what do you mean?"

I pointed to the cemetery and said with a cold expression: "Leizi and his friends had a strange disease after carrying the coffin, but Mr. Li is highly respected and cannot be the source of the strange disease. So, I guess, maybe the real root is under this cemetery. In order to save my brothers, we can only go to open a grave. I must find out the reason, so please forgive me!"

I picked up my fists and bowed to the onlookers one by one to express my apology.

The face of the village chief Niu calmed down a little, because he finally heard the explanation I gave.

Village Chief Niu said: "Mr. Jiu, the villagers in these villages respect your character very much! I believe you did not make up stories, and you did not lie. But, do you really believe that there are evil things under the cemetery?"

"I believe it!" I said firmly.

Village Chief Niu said: "It is a very bad thing for me to open a grave. Since you gave me a reason, we will trust you once. However, the grave has been opened. What if there is no so-called evil thing you call under the grave? I also need to give an explanation to the villagers!"

Village Chief Niu said this more reasonable. As the head of a village, it is useless for him to believe that we are useless, and we must convince all the villagers present. Even if Village Chief Niu wants to let us go, the other villagers will never agree. Therefore, he is also in a difficult position as Village Chief Niu.

"Yes! You must give us an explanation!"

"Yes! We can't believe your one-sided words!"

"If you find the evil things, we will never pursue them. What if you can't find the evil things?"

The villagers can’t say anything unreasonable, their requests are reasonable.

"good!"

I raised my hands and signaled the villagers to calm down.

My eyes slowly swept across the faces of the villagers, and I paused word by word, saying loudly: "The villagers want an explanation, right? OK! No problem! I, Xiao Jiu, promised here that if no evil things were dug out from under the cemetery, from now on, my corpse-driver Xiao Jiu, will be removed from Xiangxi!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience suddenly became quiet.

Lei Zi opened his mouth in surprise, pulled me, and lowered his voice: "Jiu Jizi, are you fucking crazy? You... are you betting on your own golden sign? What if... I mean... I'm going to smash the sign... How can we gain a foothold in Xiangxi? You have considered it clearly!"
Chapter completed!