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Chapter Three Hundred and Ninety-Five It's on again!

The only one in the entire reservoir is this thatched house, which is considered a place to settle down.

We had no place to go that night, so we just made do with each other in the thatched hut next to the fire kang.

After drinking some wine, my mouth full of meat smell, and I was surrounded by the fire, and I felt very comfortable sleeping.

The next morning, I got up and found that Chen Shiba was already practicing morning outside the thatched hut.

Seeing Leizi and I walk out of the thatched hut, Chen Shiba asked with a smile: "Brothers, did you sleep well last night?"

Lei Bullet said with his eyes: "Okay! It's pretty good!"

"That's good!" Chen Shiba walked up to us with a smile on his face, stretched out his hand, and two words popped out from his teeth: "Give money!"

"Give money?! What money?!" Leizi and I looked at Chen Shiba in surprise.

"No, right? You want to blackmail us again? You made a swearing last night, and you don't have to eat anything!" Lei Zi said loudly.

"Yes! Eating is not expensive, and drinking is not expensive. I said that those are free, keep your word!" Chen Shiba looked serious.

I asked strangely: "Since food is free, what money do we need to give you?"

Chen Shiba smiled and said, "The accommodation fee is!"

Accommodation fee?!

Leizi and I looked at each other and slapped myself hard in the face.

Damn, I fell into Chen Shiba's trap again!

This bastard Chen Shiba has too deep a routine, which is really unpredictable.

It turned out that he used free food to lure us back in order to charge our accommodation fee.

We are really naive, and we thought Chen Shiba had found out with conscience and felt that we had collected too much money, so we invited us to drink.

I fuck your second uncle, but I didn’t expect that this fat man’s heart was even darker than black charcoal!

This is really sinister!

"Your sister, you're just your dilapidated house, are you still embarrassed to charge the accommodation fee?" Lei Zi was so anxious that he cursed.

Chen Shiba was not angry, and pointed to the thatched house behind him and said, "What's wrong with my dilapidated house? My house is the only place to spend the night in the reservoir, and it is considered a star-rated hotel here! Let you shelter from the wind and rain, avoid the wind and cold, and sleep comfortably all night. What else do you want?"

"Star-rated hotel?! Ahhhh!" Lei Zi spat hard.

Chen Shiba didn't even look at him: "Spit anywhere, pollute the hotel environment, plus fifty!"

"Damn..." Lei Zi's mouthful of thick phlegm stuck in his throat and did not dare to spit it out. He swallowed it back, and a rumbling sound in his throat made me feel particularly uncomfortable.

Chen Shiba gave a thumbs up: "Awesome! The taste is even heavier than mine!"

"You bastard! Scammer! You... you are so conscientious... inhumane..." Lei Zi pointed at Chen Shiba, scraped his stomach, and poured out all the swear words he could think of.

"What? It's good to treat you for free and eat meat and drink. Do you want to stay in a Bawang store? Then do you have to ask if my Feixian brick agrees?" Chen Shiba smiled with a smile on his face, and had a face that was successful in his plan.

Mom, now the world is as fragile as water!

Last night, we were happy to drink, and we even called this bastard brothers and thought we had met a confidant in life.

Unexpectedly, when we woke up overnight, our relationship immediately changed.

"Can our previous brotherhood last only overnight?" I said with a frown.

"Garden bun!" Chen Shiba laughed and said, "Don't you know that love is popular all night now?"

Faced with a scoundrel like Chen Shiba, we really had no choice but to spend money to eliminate disasters. We can never get rid of him. Let’s fight him, but we are afraid of the flying fairy bricks in his hands. He bullies the weak and eats us tightly.

I bit my lip and said, "Then...how much does it cost to stay?"

"Not much! Five hundred yuan!" Chen Shiba stretched out his right hand and shook it in front of me.

What? Five hundred?!

My fucking hair was standing upside down. If I hadn't been concerned about the power of the Feixian Brick, I would have pounced on me and fought with Chen Shiba.

In that era, ordinary hotels cost only a few dozen yuan, and high-end hotels cost a hundred yuan. For example, small hotels near stations, they can stay for one night for five or ten yuan. The thatched house we stayed in last night was not as good as small hotels near stations, and the charge was 100 times that of small hotels. This is too scammed, right?

Chen Shiba, this turtle-eight calf, is really a lion who opens his mouth and bites people without blood!

"Even if we stay in a five-star hotel, we don't need five hundred yuan, right?" I was very indignant about Chen Shiba's blackmail.

Chen Shiba was making a decision with me again: "I, Chen Shiba, do business, clearly marked prices, and are innocent! In this wilderness, you live in my thatched house, roast on fire, warm, don't sleep outside, wind and rain, don't worry about being attacked by wild beasts, and serve you with good wine and meat. It's not too much, is it? If you catch a cold outside, you will have to spend a lot of money to treat patients, right?"

"Okay! One person costs two hundred yuan, that's only four hundred yuan. How did the remaining one hundred yuan come about?" I asked unhappily.

Chen Shiba thrust his chest: "You are stupid! You still have a hundred dollars, of course it's a cost of burning fire!"

"The fire cost?!" I jumped up in anxiety and scolded on tiptoe: "Are you shameless? We sleep next to the fire kang, and we have to pay the fire cost?"

"Of course! If I hadn't had my fire pit, you would have been frozen to death in the thatched hut! The function of the fire pit was the same as the function of the air conditioner! You shouldn't have given you more money after enjoying the air conditioner?" Chen Shiba's fallacies were simply set of things.

"Okay, okay! You are cruel enough! You are fucking cruel enough!" I knew I couldn't make sense with Chen Shiba, so I took out five hundred dollars from my pocket and slapped it in Chen Shiba's hand.

"Thank you! I wish you a happy journey!" Chen Shiba immediately smiled as soon as he collected the money.

Chen Shiba's shamelessness was beyond my imagination.

All living beings, the Eighteenth Century is simply a strange fighter!

If you talk about who is the king of the bad king in the world, I am afraid that Chen Shiba will belong to you!

Leizi and I were in tears. We looked at me, and I looked at you and felt quite stupid.

After being cheated of 800 yuan yesterday, we still vowed that we would never be fooled by the Eighteenth again.

Unexpectedly, when we turned around, we were extorted by him for another 500 yuan, which made me a little doubt my intelligence!

Looking at Chen Shibamei's smile, Lei Zi murmured in a low voice: "Damn it! Buy him the coffin with this money!"

"Buy a coffin? No! Buy him the medicine for this money!" I said angrily.

"Buy medicine? What medicine should I buy?" Lei Zi asked.

"Aphrodisiac! Aren't fat people all chickens? Are chickens small?" At this point, I spitted happily.

In the blink of an eye, Chen Shiba flashed and appeared in front of me, and reached his right hand to my chest: "Give another hundred!"

"Are you fucking crazy? Why don't you rob the bank? Why do you have to give you another hundred?" I was already a little overwhelmed.

"Spit everywhere, pollute the environment. I just said that one mouthful of phlegm is fifty! Lei Zi just spitted, and you spit it again, it was exactly one hundred yuan! Don't talk too much, give it money!" Chen Shiba's fat big hand took out another hundred yuan from my pocket.

Chen Shiba glanced at my pocket with a squinted look: "Oh, boy, rich second generation, are you holding so much money in your pocket?"

"Get out!" I protected my pockets tightly. These are all the hard-earned money we have earned with hard work, and we can no longer be extorted by Chen Shiba.

"Okay!" Chen Shiba folded the money and put it in his pocket, and said with a serious look on his face: "Two, hurry up and do the important business! We will solve the ghost of Aguduo today!"

"Okay! Okay!" Leizi and I nodded and said, as long as we solve Aguduo's ghost, we can go and ask Elder Yansheng for credit and receive a 3,000-yuan appearance fee.

Chen Shiba clapped his hands and said, "Before catching a ghost, go and catch a mouse!"

We followed Chen Shiba's butt and got into the weeds.

After walking for a while, Chen Shiba stopped, leaned on the ground with his butt sticks, used a wooden stick to push a piece of weed, pointed to a hole under the grass and said, "This is a rat hole. The rats inside are fat and big, and it is most suitable for fishing for ghosts! They didn't bring me food a few days ago, so I even got several mountain rats to satisfy my cravings!"

Chen Shiba said as he inserted the wooden stick into the hole and poked it hard.

A creaking sound came from the cave, and a fat mouse the size of a fist ran out of the entrance in panic.

"Catch it!" Chen Shiba turned around and shouted.

"Look at me!" Lei Zi quickly stepped on his eyes and his legs, and stepped on it with a foot, along with the mouse's head.

The mouse disappeared in an instant. Lei Zi rubbed his nose proudly, moved his feet away, and found that the mouse had been trampled to death by him.

"Damn!" Chen Shiba clenched his fists: "I told you to catch it, but I didn't ask you to step on it to death! I want to live! I want to live, you fool!"

Chen Shibazheng was cursing, and another black shadow rolled out.

Chen Shiba made a move like lightning and shouted, "Where can you run!" He grabbed the mouse's tail with his fingers and lifted it upside down.

The mountain rats here are indeed fat enough. Each rat is the size of an adult's fist, with gray fur and sharp fangs. After being caught, they struggle wildly, revealing their fangs, trying to bite Chen Shiba's hand.

Chen Shiba held the mouse in his right hand, pinched a magic trick with his left hand, pointed at the mouse's head, and shouted: "Sure!"

It's strange, with this "Still!", the fat mouse immediately stopped struggling, as if dead, his whole body was stiff and motionless, leaving only his eyes that could still turn, and a look of fear and anxiety appeared in his small eyes.

Chen Shiba threw the mouse to the ground casually, and the mouse could not move, and he was really imposed on a destiny spell.

Leizi and I secretly praised him. This fat man’s method is really amazing!
Chapter completed!
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