"Let's have a meal!" As the leader, I immediately arranged for everyone to have a meal enthusiastically.

We found a small restaurant on the side of the road. The locals called it "Fly Restaurant". The storefront is very small and the environment is average. Occasionally there are flies flying by. They are made of home-cooked fried food, but the taste is quite authentic and the price is not expensive.

Lei Zi quietly pulled me and asked, "That red Audi is also together?"

I nodded, Lei Zi glanced at me and frowned and said, "Jiu Lizi, no, you don't understand the most basic funeral customs? How can this funeral be so bright? If you are not careful, it will be a terrible!"

I spread my hands and said helplessly: "Of course I understand! But that woman doesn't want to miss me at all. What can I do? Besides, I want her to fight against the evil spirits and just treat her!"

"Who is that woman? She's stupid!" Leizi asked.

"My aunt!" I said.

Lei Zi glared at him: "Your aunt? Uncle's wife? Damn, your uncle is dead. His wife drives a red car to attend the funeral. Is she happy?"

I sneered: "It's possible! Oh, we're worried about other people's affairs. Whatever she wants, I'm too lazy to pay attention to her!"

Lei Zi patted my shoulder: "It seems that you don't seem to be very good at dealing with this aunt!"

I corrected: "I correct it, it's not just a matter of mistreatment, it's just like water and fire!"

Lei Zi grinned and said, "Oh, I'm really curious, what happened these two days!"

We walked to the small restaurant and sat down. Six coffin holders, two funeral home staff, and my father and my aunt, a total of eleven people. Everyone sat down around the big round table. I ordered the meal and ordered two bottles of white wine for the coffin holders. I sat down for a long time but didn't see my father and aunt.

I walked out of the restaurant and was about to call them in for dinner, but I saw my father standing next to the Audi car: "Sister-in-law, I've been busy all morning. You can also come down to have some food. It's not okay if you don't eat..."

The car window rolled down, and the fat woman looked disgusted: "What is my identity? You asked me to eat in such a place? It's broken and rotten, what are you eating? I won't eat it!"

The father's expression was a little awkward: "Sister-in-law, this... we have the conditions here...why do you just do it?"

The fat woman threw two hundred dollars out of the car window and said coldly: "Is this money enough for you to eat? Let's go away!"

My lungs were almost irritated. If I hadn't promised my dad not to fight with this fat woman, I would have been scolded long ago. What a fucking thing!

I walked over and pulled my dad away: "Dad, let's go, let's have a meal!"

My father shook his head and followed me back.

The fat woman shouted from behind: "Hey, the money is on the ground!"

I turned around and spitted at her: "Who cares about your stinky money? Do you think we can't afford to eat?"

My father pulled me and signaled me not to argue on the street. Then I could barely swallow the swear words behind me.

When I returned to the restaurant, I sat down in a panic. Lei Zi saw that my face was not good and asked me what was wrong.

I squeezed out a smile and said it was okay, and asked everyone to use their chopsticks.

Lei Zi poured me a glass of wine: "Turn it down, I heard all the conversation you just now. I have seen too many such people, so there is no need to be angry with her! She looks down on us, and we don't like to pay attention to her, and if you like to eat, she will starve her to death!"

Leizi amused me, and I had a drink with Leizi, and then started eating and drinking with everyone.

During the meal, even the staff of the funeral home said that women like aunts were just seen for a long time. They had seen all kinds of family members, and none of them had this kind of virtue.

I ate this meal for more than an hour, but because I had to work in the afternoon, I didn’t drink much wine. Each person drank about two taels and also did two bowls of rice to fill my stomach. The dozens of miles of mountain road was a physical work.

Before leaving, my father hung up the phone number for Village Chief Ma and entrusted Village Chief Ma to go back and inform my mother of the time, asking her to prepare wine and food, and set up two tables of banquets. We will have a banquet tonight. This is the rule.

The fat woman leaned against the Audi, hugging her arms, with a dark face, and cursing non-stop.

Lei Zi laughed and said, "Jiu Lizi, look at that woman, she is so anxious!"

We ate for more than an hour, and the fat woman was waiting outside in a panic for an hour.

For some reason, I saw her look unhappy, and I suddenly felt happy in my heart, haha, it was really good!

We let the corpse transport truck drive under a big tree so that it can shade the sun, and it is taboo to see the light of the corpse.

The corpse transport truck opened, Lei Zi and Lao Huang got on the car and lifted the wooden board down.

The other four coffin carryrs were not idle either. One of them opened the coffin, one of them used white silk to lay the bottom of the coffin, and the other two were holding a big black umbrella to block the light of the body.

Lei Zi and the others are worthy of being professional coffin carryrs. They are doing orderly and properly.

However, something unfortunate happened at this moment.

Lei Zi and Lao Huang had just lifted the wooden board. Before they could put the wooden board on the ground, they suddenly heard a crisp sound. I don’t know what happened, the wooden board actually broke, and my uncle’s body rolled around and fell to the ground face down.

Leizi and Lao Huang were stunned, my father and I were also stunned, and everyone else was stunned.

Such mistakes have never happened in Lao Huang and his colleagues' career.

To be honest, this is not the fault of Lao Huang and Lei Zi, because no one expected that the wooden board would break at this time. Such an accident was unexpected.

Lei Zi looked at me and his face turned pale. The dead body fell to the ground. This was an absolute taboo. On the way to carry the coffin, even the coffin could not hit the ground, let alone the corpse hit the ground directly.

But I didn't blame Lei Zi and the others in my heart. I knew it was an accident.

But I don't mind, but it doesn't mean that the fat woman doesn't mind. The fat woman directly shouted and cursed: "You group of pigs, you can't even do this little thing well. The country people are really clumsy! What are they still standing there? Let's deal with it quickly!"

Faced with the fat woman's insulting scolding, Lei Zi and the others blushed, holding their breath without saying a word, especially the saying "The country people are indeed clumsy" deeply hurt everyone present.

It’s not that Lei Zi and the others have no temper, but because they take my face into consideration and are not easy to speak, and the body fell to the ground, they are somewhat self-blame, so they are even less likely to speak up, so they can only bite the bullet and bear the reprimand of the fat woman.

"Shut up!"

This roar did not come from Lei Zi, not from me, but from my father!

We all looked at our father in surprise. The father, who has always been taciturn, was actually angry at this time, really angry!

My father stared at the fat woman with red eyes and looked at the fat woman angrily. Before, my father had been tolerating the fat woman. No matter how the fat woman insulted us, my father had tolerated it, but now, my father stood up again.

The fat woman was stunned by her father's roar, and looked at her dad with a blank look on her face, and couldn't help but take a step back: "Xiao Lao Er, what are you...what are you going to do..."

The father said, "Before the eldest brother was buried, I will respect you and call you sister-in-law. I will tolerate you that you are not afraid of you, but because of the eldest brother's face, I want him to leave more peacefully. If you are so aggressive, don't blame me Xiao Er for turning against others! Why don't you think about it? You found this wooden board, right? What broken wooden board did you find?"

As soon as my father talked, the fat woman was speechless and didn't even dare to fight back. She was not a fool. She looked at her father and the others present. Everyone looked at her with anger. She had only one person, another woman. No matter how arrogant she was, she had to recognize the situation!

The fat woman opened her mouth and didn't say anything, which was considered as giving in to us.

"Leizi, don't be standing there, hurry up and clean up!" Old Huang said to Leizi quickly.

The two of them quickly squatted down and lifted their uncle's body.

"Oh, wait!" I called Lei Zi and walked to my uncle's body.

Because my uncle was lying face down on the ground, I suddenly saw a black ball on my back from under the shroud I saw from under the raised shroud.

"Let's lean on the parasol!" I asked the two coffin holders to get closer, and the two big black umbrellas completely blocked the light. Then I reached out and lifted the shroud, revealing my uncle's body. In this way, his entire back was presented to me.

I looked closely and saw that there was a black mark in my uncle's vest, which looked like a birthmark, and the shape was a bit strange, like... like a slap...

I tried to reach out and compare, it was really an adult slap!

It’s strange. How could a black palm print appear on my uncle’s vest?

I asked my dad, "Dad, is there such a birthmark on my uncle's back?"

The father scratched his head and frowned, "It seems that there is no such thing as in my impression!"

Then the father turned his head and looked at the fat woman and asked the fat woman to confirm: "Sister-in-law, brother is on his back..."

The fat woman showed a surprised expression: "For so many years, why didn't I know that your elder brother has such a birthmark on his back?"

"Are you sure there is no?" I asked the fat woman.

The fat woman said firmly: "I have been married to him for decades. Isn't it clear? No, really! Even when he passed away two days ago, we sorted out our bodies and never saw this mark. It's so strange!"
Chapter completed!