Xu Xilin made up his mind more than once to provoke the head of the family - the first time was when he went home to report his grandmother's funeral, the second time was when Zheng Shuo came to ask for custody, and including Aunt Du's departure this time,

Grandma has wanted to sell the house three times in total.

The first time, he cheered up briefly and managed to hold up the situation in front of outsiders, and then collapsed.

The second time, Zheng Shuo gave him a shot in the arm, and with the college entrance examination ahead of him, he calmed down under Dou Xun's care and finished the last period of his life in the ivory tower peacefully. But when

As soon as the college entrance examination was over, he lost his original direction and was so troubled by the family attitude that he never paid attention to that he almost retreated again.

Xu Xilin felt that if he didn't take any action, he would be a bit like "a mediocre person always makes up his mind".

Upon observation, Xu Xilin found that one of the main reasons why Dou Xun was not worried was that he was very mobile and would go to work immediately if he wanted to do something. He would sit down and write a plan, then execute it immediately after writing it, step by step - if he couldn't make it, he would tear up the plan again.

There will definitely be frustration afterwards, but it is definitely better than torturing yourself back and forth.

Xu Xilin felt that he had done all the most outrageous things, and his mind had broadened a lot. There were so many messy things that he simply didn't consider.

He first figured it out. Without a professional like Aunt Du, it would be impossible to keep the house as orderly as before, with bright windows and clean windows. The quality of life must be compromised, so he made a form similar to a class duty schedule, called

Together with Dou Xun, he divided all the chores at home into seven groups. There is only one set of tasks every day. Grandma on the first floor will help. Dou Xun is also very sensible in this regard. Anyway, whoever is free can do it. On average, it only takes ten tasks at a time.

Minutes, this is equivalent to cleaning the entire house once a week. I'm afraid the house won't be too clean, but it's passable.

For tasks that were difficult to do, such as cleaning the kitchen and toilets and wiping the windows, Xu Xilin made the decision on his own, doing it first and then reporting it later. He hired a part-time worker who paid ten yuan an hour to do it once a week.

When it comes to money matters, Xu Xilin used to take the initiative and was always reluctant because he didn't make money.

So he quickly found a job for himself - Xu Xilin had a lot of friends since childhood, and he contacted a junior high school classmate.

, I have long lost contact with my classmates who are studying hard for the college entrance examination. Only Xu Xilin still chats with him during the holidays. Not long ago, when the results of the college entrance examination came out, the classmate called specifically to say hello.

This classmate has a naughty kid from a relative whose high school entrance examination results were not very good. The family is thinking that since they are destined to only go to general high school, they should run a little earlier to avoid being a "phoenix tail" and become a "chicken head" in the future.

It was okay, so I gathered a few children who were in a similar situation to him, found a teacher, and gave them a list of things they would learn in high school in advance, and also made sure that they didn't go out to cause trouble during the summer vacation.

The teacher is an old man who I don’t know where he came from. He is said to be a special teacher. It’s hard to tell whether he is a good teacher or not. Anyway, his character is not very good. After a few days, he gets used to it. He keeps touching little girls. Those children are also timid.

Fatty, they all figured it out, put a sack on the old gangster, and gave him a good beating.

When an old gangster met a young gangster, he felt wronged but did not dare to speak out, so he could only say that he was old and in poor health, so he refunded his tuition fees and left in despair.

But the parents don’t know this and still want to find another teacher. However, older teachers charge high fees, and some of them are not very wealthy. There is no need to spend so much money to educate their children. Younger teachers or tutoring students are not

I can't suppress these little hooligans.

Classmate Xu Xilin said: "I think you are quite suitable based on the overall conditions."

Xu Xilin always felt that this sentence did not sound like a compliment to him.

However, he agreed after thinking about it for five minutes, because Xu Xilin had never had to worry about money from three melons and two jujubes when he was so old. Xu Jin would occasionally talk to him about outside affairs, but he often flaunted his power and rarely talked about it.

When she mentioned her difficulties to him, she felt that children were narrow-minded and knew too much about the difficulties that were supposed to be prepared for adults, and were easily afraid. How could a young person be afraid? He should know how to be moderately frugal, but he shouldn't

Know poverty - otherwise it is the parents' fault.

She just didn't expect that she would leave so hastily.

So even though he had good intentions, when Xu Xilin was asked to come up with a particularly good way to make money, he didn't have any ideas. He kept thinking about it, and the only thing he could do was to sell small commodities and become a tutor.

At this time, the price of hiring a college student tutor on the market is fifteen to thirty an hour, which is only a little higher than that of an hourly worker. There are seven children here, and they can put together a set of gourd dolls. It is also herding to herd a sheep, and it is also herding to herd a group of sheep.

The students each earn ten yuan per hour, which adds up to an hourly wage of seventy yuan. Although it is not enough for a meal, Xu Xilin knows that according to his qualifications, this is really a "high salary."

Besides, this job sounded quite interesting. Xu Xilin had already had enough of being forced to study by Dou Xun with the alarm clock, so he took this opportunity to become a serf and sing, and also torture others.

Dou Xun actually wanted to follow him, but during the holidays, the boxing gym classes took up five afternoons a week, which coincided with Xu Xilin's classes for naughty kids.

He has been very clingy to Xu Xilin recently. He was embarrassed in the past, but one close contact was enough to make him tear his face apart. He wished they could stick together like glue. Dou Xunshimui Zhiwei was completely spoiled by Xu Xilin, obviously.

Not long ago, when he teased her with a pornographic film, she got anxious. But the night before, Xu Xilin couldn't find a paper knife and went to the door to ask for it. As soon as he opened the door, he saw someone observing "Education of Love" with a serious look on his face.

The class was held at the home of classmate Xu Xilin. Their home had a small supermarket and a warehouse-like place next to it, with a few tables, chairs and a small blackboard set up.

Xu Xilin went there the first day and was shocked by the classroom discipline - there were seven children, four boys and three girls. Some had their legs on the table and were shaking, some were smoking next to them, and there was an unknown girl.

What she was thinking was that she probably wanted to act mature. She painted her eyebrows and wore the "fashionable clothes" of her grandma's age, making her look mature.

Xu Xilin felt that he had grown up ten years the moment he walked into this small shabby warehouse. He spontaneously transformed from a "slightly older naughty kid" into a "reliable adult". He looked around and received the message.

After a few provocative glances, he reached out and pointed at the guy shaking his leg: "It's too much shaking for impotence."

The boy who was doing fat loss exercise had a blackout.

Xu Xilin turned to the smoking man again: "If you don't shy away from smoking in front of girls, your journey to courting a mate may have to go through nine or nine or eighty-one difficulties. Believe it or not?"

The smoker put out his cigarette, Xu Xilin pushed open the window, put his hands in his pockets, sat down on the "lecture table", and said like a training boy: "I am here to be your teacher, for a period of one month, every day

Three hours a day, five days a day. In order to avoid us torturing each other in the upcoming sixty hours, you can raise any comments or questions you have for me now."

As soon as he finished speaking, a well-behaved girl raised her hand. Xu Xilin thought she was a little white flower that emerged from the mud and remained unstained, so he nodded to her.

As a result, the little white flower with twin ponytails asked delicately: "Teacher, will you molest us?"

"..." Xu Xilin was silent for a while with a dull look on his face, and almost blurted out, "It depends on my face. Facing people like you, my moral integrity is relatively high." Later, he felt that it was pointless to shame a middle school girl in public, so he swallowed

gone back.

Xu Xilin: "Sorry to disappoint you, I have someone."

A group of naughty children started to shout: "Teacher, can you bring it to us to see?"

"No," Xu Xilin said, "His appearance fee is relatively high - what's the problem?"

The little white flower raised her hand again, and this time before Xu Xilin nodded, she asked on her own initiative: "Teacher, can we molest you?"

Xu Xilin finally understood why this group of people couldn't find a decent tutor when they got together. The seventy yuan was really hard to earn.

"Okay," Xu Xilin said, "go home and tell your mother that the teacher will need to pay extra for providing additional services. If you pay an indecent fee, it will cost five thousand U.S. dollars. You don't need to use a card for cash transactions, and you will get a 10% discount on wholesale."

The Xiong students heard that this teacher was from the key class of No. 6 Middle School. He had just been admitted to a key university this year. They thought he was a good nerd. However, after a few words of conversation, they found out that everyone was from the same country... and was vaguely better than them.

If you have the right to practice, you all sit down in the simple classroom and listen to Xu Xilin's nonsense.

Xu Xilin had carefully prepared his lessons based on the materials that Dou Xun had reviewed for him before. Only when he met did he realize that the student was like this, so he immediately adjusted the teaching objectives in accordance with his aptitude - mainly talking nonsense, with a few sentences about high school learning experience as examples.

As a supplement, I occasionally talked about a few high school knowledge that I had just finished the college entrance examination and I was familiar with it. The three hours passed quickly.

The students hated being in class, and the "teacher" Xu Xilin wanted to finish class earlier than the students. The two sides reached an agreement and ended the mutual torture in the evening.

After just three days of classes, Xu Xilin couldn't stand it anymore. It was hard to imagine what it would be like to keep talking for hours on end - especially when the naughty kids chatted like nails on their butts.

Each one is more focused than the other, and his mind wanders away after talking about serious matters for a while, as if there is "knowledge isolation".

One day it was fresh, the next day he started to have a sore throat, and on the third day Xu Xilin wished he was mute.

In the past, he didn't like to drink water but rather drinks, but now just looking at those small plastic bottles with red flowers and green flowers is enough. No one said anything to him. He changed a pot of tea and brought it with him every day. Watermelon frost was basically eaten as jelly beans, but it only treated the symptoms but not the root cause.

, I feel comfortable for a few minutes, and then feel uncomfortable again when I talk.

Every enthusiasm for preaching, teaching, and solving doubts ends in the reality that "students are stupid." Xu Xilin initially thought with great ambition that it would be good to set up a training institution like New Oriental in the future. New Oriental teaches English, and he can teach

Mathematics. However, Teacher Xu gave up this idea after two days on the job.

Xu Xilin realized how difficult it was for Qilixiang and made up his mind to never give his teacher nicknames again. After a week, only the little girl with two ponytails who had teased him at the beginning could listen to him. One day she actually came home.

After she finished the questions and brought them back for questioning, Xu Xilin looked at her little exercise book in which she didn't get any of the questions right. He was inexplicably moved. He originally ran away after class, but for the first time that day, he stayed and pulled out every question and explained it to her.

.

As he spoke, the girl stood nearby and listened. Xu Xilin asked, "Do you understand?"

She didn't say anything. Xu Xilin looked up at her and found that the girl was not studying the exercises, but was staring at him.

The little girl asked: "Teacher, is the girl in the highlight good-looking?"

"..." Xu Xilin's previous enthusiasm for teaching was extinguished by her words. He cleared his tea root without answering and said, "There are good-looking ones and ugly ones."

The little girl asked in surprise: "Don't they say women have big breasts and no brains?"

"First, breasts and brains are not made of the same material, and there is no exclusive relationship. Second, remembering a key point does not count as having a brain. It can only be said that junior high school did some serious things in school. Third, okay?

What does good looks have to do with breasts?" Xu Xilin's speech became more and more like Dou Xun's. She pushed her homework forward, packed her things and stood up, "Okay, if you don't have any problem, I'll leave."

"Teacher, I think you have quite a personality," the little girl said nonchalantly, "Can I be your girlfriend? Let me sleep with you."

Xu Xilin: "..."

He turned back and glanced at the picture of the little girl with ponytails. Her face was very young and round, and he suddenly felt a sudden change in his heart: "No, the teacher is not selling his body."

After saying that, he dropped the rotten peach blossom and ran away.

Unexpectedly, he ran into Dou Xun as soon as he went out.

Xu Xilin: "..."

Dou Xun rode his bicycle out. Later, someone added a nondescript rear seat to the elegant bicycle. It looked uncoordinated, but it could carry people. Dou Xun was a very time-conscious person, and Xu Xilin usually

He went home at a fixed time. If he was delayed for a while or five minutes late on any day, he would ask. On this day, Xu Xilin was half an hour late, so he simply called... and then he heard this.

Xu Xilin felt guilty inexplicably, so he walked over and hung the water cup on Dou Xun's handlebar, then stretched out his hand to smooth the hair on his head.

Dou Xun might have wanted to hide at first, but then he just held his neck and didn't move. He looked over Xu Xilin's shoulder and looked back at the little girl coming out very unfriendly.

Dou Xun is a bit lonely, and Xu Xilin has noticed it early. If he is allowed to buy some food and share it with his classmates in the dormitory, that's no problem. But if Xu Xilin occasionally brings him some snacks from the supermarket and tells him to share them with his classmates,
To be continued...