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Chapter 19 Upgrade (1)(1/2)

Two big and small faces looked at each other for a long time.

Shi Feixia shrugged indifferently, "You can definitely suspect that I secretly used the clone technique to set off firecrackers."

Poggy threw down his cold eyes and dragged his crackling slippers upstairs.

Shi Feixia followed behind happily. How could he miss such a good scene? Especially he was the good show starring the director and screenwriter. The only shame is that he didn't have time to prepare for popcorn.

The door of Layton's room was wide open, looking welcome to watch and free tickets.

When Boggy rushed over, he almost ran into the firecrackers swept out from inside.

Immediately afterwards, Layton's voice, which was more blunt than the back of an axe, slapped the structure of the entire building with a heavy blow.

"Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it,

Shi Feixia was still counting at first, but after counting, he was in chaos. He only estimated that he said about thirty or forty in one breath. This shows that the IQ of the dwarfs scolding people is proportional to their height, and their lung capacity is inversely proportional to their height.

"Jin! You, a Thousand Killer, if you do this next time, I promise that I will crush the axe and stuff it into your asshole!"

...

Shi Feixia immediately corrected his opinion. Good shows are always behind.

"Gold! You should be cut into pieces, you actually blown my beloved quilt like this. I swear that even if you chase it to the ends of the world, I will pour hot water into your mouth... stuff you into a big hot water kettle!"

...

Shi Feixia began to suspect that there was really a festival between Layton and Kim.

After hearing this, Poggy finally couldn't help but interrupt, "You said, is the one who set off firecrackers Jin?"

Leighton seemed to have just discovered that a difficult guest had come to the door and immediately stopped the sound.

Poggy said: "Why do you suspect it was made of gold?"

Leiden muttered, "He only bought me three strings of firecrackers with thirty gold coins in the afternoon. Who else isn't he? Could it be myself?"

Poggy pinched his chin and said, "That's right."

Shi Feixia protested dissatisfiedly: "Why don't you suspect that he did it himself this time?"

Poggy glanced at him, "Because self-abuse is the patent of mankind."

...

Shi Feixia gritted his teeth and said, "You are welcome to infringe on any time!"

Boggy was obviously devoted to setting off firecrackers. In fact, he left thoughtfully with slippers.

As soon as his figure disappeared, Leighton immediately slid on the ground and breathed a long sigh.

Shi Feixia stretched out his thumb at him, "Good job!"

Layton patted his chest and said, "I'm scared."

Shi Feixia smiled and said, "What are you nervous? Your performance just now is comparable to that of the Oscar winner."

"My tongue just now has been knotting."

"…You can't despise the Oscar winner like this."

Layton was speechless.

"Tie knots? Hehe, I think you were very smooth when you spoke just now." Jin walked over in a black cloak.

Shi Feixia hurriedly looked around, "Where is Hughes?"

"I'm here." Hughes's voice sounded in the air.

Jin immediately blocked left and right, "There is no barrier here, don't show up."

"You didn't let me go out with clothes."

Jin shook his hand at Shi Feixia and Leiden, "Don't think about it all."

Shi Feixiaxiong said: "I'm thinking very normally."

Jin held his collar and roared: "If you think about it normally, you will be even more unacceptable."

...

"I'm just wondering if you, Hughes, told you about our plans."

Jin Shuangshou smiled and said, "What do you think of my relationship with Hughes?"

Leighton said: "You reconciled with Hughes?"

Jin Langsheng laughed and said, "When will we...oh!"

Hughes's transparent feet and Stone Fly's shoes were stomping on both feet at the same time.

Although Layton is small in words, but has a big mouth. If he tells the truth about Hughes and King just a fake quarrel, then the Crazy Association will have two more members.

...

Leiden looked at him curiously.

Jin swallowed slowly, "We just made up. Don't talk about this first. I really want to ask, what do you mean by crushing the axe and stuffing it into my asshole?" He smiled strangely.

Leighton asked, “Do you think I can crush the axe?”

Jin subconsciously replied: "No."

"So what I just said is nonsense."

...

Jin said again: "Why do you have to chasing me to the ends of the world and pour boiling hot water into my mouth and stuff it into a big hot water kettle?"

Leiden said: "You are in Noah's Ark and not at the end of the earth."

Jin Dao: "So?"

"That's still a nonsense," Layton said.

...

Shi Feixia had to reconsider the IQ of the dwarf. Maybe one day, the biggest enemy of humans in IQ was the dwarf.

Jin Dao: "Even if you get away with it, don't I feel guilty about you framing me like this?"

Leiden pointed to Shi Feixia and said, "This is his idea."

Jin's threatening eyes immediately followed.

Shi Feixia coughed dryly, "Actually, this is how things are."

Kim raised his eyebrows, "I'm listening."

Shi Feixia said seriously: "Can you make firecrackers?"

Jin Dao: "No, so what?"

"Then can you come up with some ways to get Poggy to check out on his own initiative?"

Jin Dao: "Can you throw it out with his collar?"

Shi Feixia said expressionlessly: "Can you make sure that he was willing to be thrown away?"

gold:"……"

Shi Feixia said: "Can you be invisible?"

Jin Zang said angrily: "You might as well say I'm useless."

Shi Feixia shook his finger and said, "You are not useless."

Jin slanted his eyes.

"At least you can be a shield." Shi Feixia analyzed, "I think Boji is still afraid of you."

Jin snorted coldly: "Thank you for discovering my value."

Hughes said: "Anyway, it's always a good ending."

Shi Feixia laughed and said, "It's not the end, it's just a start from now on."

Leiden rubbed his palms, "What should we do next?" He was afraid, but in the whole operation, he was the member with the highest support and cooperation.

Although Jin's face was disdainful, his ears couldn't help but lean over.

Shi Feixia clenched his fist and said, "Let us... go back to the room to sleep first."

King, Hughes, Layton: “…”

※※※

When he left the door early in the morning, Shi Feixia heard the roar of Poji in the corridor.

This is an idea that Jin dedicated to prove that in addition to blocking bullets, he also has the power of a think tank - to make a drink that combines the flavors of Coptis chinensis and mustard for Poggy.

Listening to Poggy's volume, he should have succeeded.

But what will be next?
To be continued...
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